"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL, YOU KNOW DAMN FUCKING WELL THAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD BE GOING OUT TONIGHT WITHOUT TELLING YOU FIRST, YOU WOULD BE PISSED!"

"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WOULD!"

"SO YOU DON'T GET WHY I'M MAD CAUSE YOU'RE DOING THIS EXACT SHIT?"

"YOU'RE A MAN, IT'S DIFFERENT!"

"WHAT THE FUCK, HOW?"

Caroline grunted to the sky hearing the two go at it yet again. Elena looked down at her watch hoping this this would all be over soon because she's starving. They were supposed be sitting down at their favorite, fancy restaurant but of course Bonnie forgot to tell Stefan of their dinner plans causing him to overreact as per usual. It wasn't all one sided though, if Stefan forgot to inform Bonnie of anything, she would be screaming too.

"FUCK YOU, STEFAN, I'M LEAVING!"

They jumped hearing the door slam shut and footsteps quickly coming down the stairs. "You girls ready?" She breathed out a smile.

The two exchanged looks before shaking it off, walking out the house.

They all gathered in Caroline's car but before she pulled off, Stefan opened the house door and waved his hands signaling her to wind down the window.

"WATCH OVER MY GIRL!"

"Really, Stefan?" Caroline rolled her eyes then continued pulling out their driveway.

Bonnie held her rumbling stomach mad that Stefan kept her back from leaving. She was starving and it was all his fault.

"Excuse my forwardness, but how are you and Stefan not divorced? You two scream at each other everyday."

Bonnie shrugs. "I love him, he's my baby." She added a smile.

"But let's just say he served you with papers, what would you do?"

"I would first slit his dick then his throat." She spoke just as the waiter came up to them to take their orders. "Sorry, I'll have the scallops and I'm going to put in an order at the end for my husband if that's okay,"

"Uh, yeah, that's fine." He cleared his throat. "And for you, ma'am?"

"I think I'll have the half rack of ribs with a Caesar salad for my side."

He nodded. "Miss?"

"I'll have the scallops as well."

He nodded. "Alright, I'll be back." He bowed out.

"Poor guy," Bonnie chuckled noticing the look that was on his face.

"He's only a baby and here you go talking about slicing dicks."

"I'm sorry I forgot to ask what you wanted to drink..."

Three sets of eyes widened then turned their heads looking over at the boy. "Red wine all around and water." Caroline spat out. Once he was a safe distance away, she leaned in. "Okay no more," she checked behind her, "dick talk or at least use a damn code name for it."

"No need for code names, I don't think it'll come out again tonight." Bonnie pulled out her phone and dialed a number. She waited. "Why are you picking up so late?"

"I swear if they get into an argument over the phone I will slit my own throat."

Elena chuckled.

"Alright, I don't care, what do you want to eat? … It's a restaurant, they have a hundred things I'm not gonna read it all to you." She reached for a menu on the other table. "Do you feel like chicken, meat, fish, salad? It's not that hard, Stefan…" She laughed then shielded it. "Stop, babe be serious." She smiled. "Okay. I love you too." She ended the call with a smile.

"I don't even want to know although I already think I do."

Bonnie chuckled. "Ya see, were in love and there ain't no papers in our future. We fight but we always make up."

The two nodded their heads from side to side then smiled seeing their food arrive.

"Stef?" Bonnie projected as she entered the house. "Babe?"

"I'm up here!" He called back.

She headed upstairs and walked into their room lifting an eyebrow seeing him dressed in a towel. "Babe."

He turned. "What?"

"You showered without me?"

"I was tired, I needed to wake up. Plus I didn't know how long you'd be."

She frowned walking over to him then wrapped her arms around his neck. He held her close then kissed the side of her neck. "Did you have fun?" He felt her nod then she pulled away still pouting. "Babe, come on," he kissed her. "You know that's my weakness." She pouted even more and he sighed. "Come on," he takes her hand pulling her into the bathroom making her smile.

"I got you ribs." Bonnie opens the container. "Are you hungry?"

"After that, hell yeah."

She smiles then moves the meat onto a plate warming it up. She turns to him. "You know what I would do to you if you ever tried to divorce me, right? Or tried anything equally as stupid?"

He let out a breath in thought. "I'll go with slicing my throat then my dick."

"Actually I would slit your dick first so you could feel that pain and know that you would never be able to have sex again then your throat because if I can't have you, no one can."

"Makes sense." She smiled. "And where is this coming from?"

"The girls brought up that the fact that we fight a lot and questioned our status."

"Fuck them, you're my baby, I love you." He held her from behind making her smile. "Do you know what I would do to you if you ever served me with papers?"

"What?"

"I would fuck you so hard until you change your mind."

"I want a divorce."

He chuckled then turned her head kissing her, opening his mouth to her until the timer went off and his food was ready. He grabbed it out of the microwave. "Eat some with me."

"I'm full,"

"Just a few bites, you know sexy I think you look whenever you eat something messy."

She sighed then reached for a rib. "Fine,"

Stefan watched her bite into it keeping his eyes on her full lips and licked his as she licked hers, chewing the meat. He groaned as she stuck a finger into her mouth straight up ignoring the napkin and sucked pulling her finger slowly out. "Damn," he shook his head.

"These are so good,"

"Are they?" He shifted his eyes to her lips as she bit the lower one nodding. "Let me taste," he moved in sliding his tongue in her mouth as they kissed.

Bonnie felt herself being lifted and soon found herself sitting on the countertop with her husband's hands tightly around the back of her waist.

They kiss a few moments longer before pulling away. "I'm not sure what tastes better." He exhales then kisses her once.

"Eat, babe so you won't wake me up early taking about how hungry you are."

"Can I eat you instead?"

"No está noche." She patted his shoulder then slid off the counter heading upstairs.

Stefan woke up on his side facing his wife with her leg around him and her body close. He exhaled through his nose moving his hand on her thigh. "Baby," he swallowed then cleared his throat. "Babe,"

"Hmm?"

"Can you make me something to eat?"

"Stef," she whined moaning. "I told you to eat."

"I did, but it didn't help I'm starving, please?"

"I'm only making toast."

"Alright, that's fine. I don't need a lot." He moved his hand off her thigh and waited a few moments before she got up. "I love you, thank you."

Bonnie didn't respond only headed downstairs half awake to make some toast. She shined when the phone ringed seeing that it was her brother-in-law. "Why are you up?" She answered the phone.

"Why are you?"

"Ask your brother that question."

"I will once you hand him the phone."

"Stef, pick up the phone, it's Damon!" She shouted maybe a little too loudly up the stairs then listened until she heard Stefan's voice on the line before hanging up the phone.

She carried his toast up to the room once it was done and frowned seeing him no longer in bed. The phone was missing from it's charger so she figured that whatever Damon had to say was pretty serious for Stefan to take it outside. Quickly, she scurried back downstairs and calmly picked up the phone shielding the end of it with her hand so they couldn't hear anything on her end.

"She's going to find out, Damon."

"If you keep your mouth shut no she won't. Just do this one thing for me, Stefan."

"I've done plenty of things for you Damon, don't act like I don't. I'll give you the money, but I do expect you to pay me back this time. It's a hell of a lot, Damon, I wish you would stop getting yourself into situations like this."

"Alright, by the end of the day would be nice."

Bonnie scoffed when the call ended knowing that Damon had hung up. She held the phone tightly because Stefan knew damn well that she wanted him to stop "loaning" Damon money because no matter the amount, it never is returned. She headed back upstairs seeing him hang the phone up.

"What did Damon want?"

"Nothing, just needed some advice,"

"About what?"

"Money management."

She chuckled. "Well as long as he's not asking to "borrow" money then everything's great." She watched his face until he turned it looking in the other direction.

"Yeah,"

She wanted to scream at him. "Because we both agreed that the 700 dollars was the last time, right?"

"Did we? I- I don't recall."

"Yep, because he never pays us back."

"Well it is technically my money, so shouldn't I spend it how I see fit?"

Her eyebrows shot to her hairline. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that because I don't think I heard you correctly."

"I'm just saying that I make more than you, that's it. If my brother needs help then I'm going to help."

"Oh, so you are giving him money. Funny, I thought you told me that you weren't, you jut lied to my face."

"Because I didn't want you to be upset-"

"How much, Stefan?"

"It doesn't matter-"

"Of course it does, how much?"

He sighed then hesitated before he let out, "A thousand."

She let out a breath then had to sit down before she fainted. "You know what, Stefan you doing this is really making me conciser leaving you." She shook her head.

All the warmth fell from his body. "Bonnie-"

"I can't believe you were willing to go behind my back with this. I'd see if it was twenty dollars, but a fucking thousand? That's insane."

"I'm-"

"Now just so that we're clear this will be coming from your personal account, right? And not our joining one since you claim it's all your money?"

"I didn't mean it like that-"

"Right?"

"Yes."

She nodded then stood. "Enjoy your toast."

"Bonnie, wait," he sighed when she kept walking and tossed a random folder off the coffee table then grunted knowing that he better clean it up.

He stacked the papers together quickly until something caught his eye. He read over it then looked through the rest before gathering it in his hand going downstairs. "You're pregnant?"

Bonnie closed her eyes then turned to face him seeing the papers gathered in his hand. "Yes."

"When were you going to tell me? These are from last month."

"I was trying to think of a cute way to do it, but your snooping ruined it."

"I wasn't snooping, I knocked the folder over and the papers fell out."

"Now you see why I'm so strict about this money, Stefan. I love Damon, I do, but we have a baby to think about now. That money could go towards clothes and diapers but instead you're giving it to a grown man who will for sure spend it on anything else besides the reason he needs it."

He sighed knowing that she was right. "I'm sorry, I won't give him the money." He walked up to her and kissed her softly before her stomach. "I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy." He kissed her stomach. "I hope it's a Stefan Jr."

Bonnie smiled hoping the same.

Stefan laid beside her stomach rubbing it softly with his hand back and forth. "Now I feel the bump." He smiled at how his hand would slightly lift before going down again. He kissed the side of it twice before continuing his ministrations.

Bonnie smiled playing with his hair feeling as relaxed as she's been in a while.

"Did you really mean what you said? About leaving me?" He looked up at her.

"I didn't mean it to that extreme. It just makes me upset especially when we both agreed that we wouldn't give him money anymore."

"And I get it, Bon, but he's my brother. I can't just let him suffer."

"Yes you can. Sometimes that's exactly what someone needs in order to grow up."

He sighed knowing that she was right. "Alright. I won't give him the full amount, have him actually work for the rest."

"Okay, that sounds good."

"So I can get it from our joined account?"

"No."

"Damn," she chuckled. "He's gonna be so pissed."

"What does he need it for anyway?"

"He was being vague I'm not exactly sure but he doesn't sound to be in any type of danger."

"Well that's good."

He hummed. "Enough about my brother, I want to talk about my baby." He kissed her stomach twice.

She smiled. "You're really happy?"

"Of course I am," he said a bit shocked but moved up to kiss her. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"I know we talked about waiting before something this big comes along."

"I think we've waited long enough, don't you?"

She smiled and nodded then moved her arms around him as he kissed her again. "I love you."

"I love you so much more." He held her close.

...

Stefan waited for his brother outside his home and stood up straight seeing his car pull into the driveway. He sighed at the fact that he kept his car on knowing that he was planning to take the money then leave.

"How are you doing, brother?"

"Good. So, uh, you got it?"

"Can you at least ask me how I'm doing?"

He scoffed getting annoyed. "How are you, Stefan?"

"Great, I found out that Bonnie's pregnant, we're having a baby."

"Congratulations."

"Thank you." He reached in his back pocket pulling out an envelope and handed it over.

"Feels a little light, doesn't it?" He opened it.

"That's because it's only five hundred."

"But you said-"

"That was before I found out about the baby. I can't give it all to you right now."

He let out a breath shifting on his feet. "Well when can you get the rest?"

"I need you to do something for me first."

"So you do have the money you just want me to work for it. Let me guess, you told Bonnie."

"She found out and this was my idea."

"Well what do I have to do?"

"Help me clean out the garage."

"Easy enough. Let's do it."

"Not tonight, Damon." He somewhat chuckled. "I don't have the money now, next week." He backed up before turning around walking back to the house.

He chuckled seeing Bonnie quickly move away from the window and once he walked inside, he found her upstairs.

"How was it?"

"Pretty good. He didn't throw a fit so that's always a plus." He let out a breath then laid beside her. "How's my baby?"

"Just fine," she smiled. "Are you going to be that husband who can't keep his hands off my stomach?"

"Damn right,"

She chuckled then laid on her back letting out a breath. "You know we can't tell anyone yet, right?"

"I wish you told me that before I told Damon."

"Well it's not like he's going to tell the whole town, but for now let's just keep it between us three. Just in case."

He moved to his side looking over her. "Everything will be fine."

"I hope it will,"

"Bonnie, you can't think like that. We will have this baby and we will be a family. Say it."

She looked into his eyes before releasing a breath. "We will have this baby, we will be a family."

"That's my girl," he kissed her gently before moving her to rest her head on his chest. "I love you so much."

"I love you more."

He kissed her forehead then moved his other arm around her closing his eyes.

...

Damon scratched his balls sniffing in then got out of his car. A week had passed which meant it was time to tackle the stupid garage but he couldn't imagine how dirty it is since both his brother and wife are borderline O.C.D. though the one thing that bothers him is that he's never once seen the cars they have parked in the garage so maybe that's the one thing that they just don't have time for.

He drew a sarcastic smile on his face seeing Bonnie who opened the door then sluggard inside.

"You smell like shit." She threw at him.

"Maybe it's just your super pregnancy nose smelling the garbage can."

"I'm smelling garbage alright." She looked him up and down before calling for Stefan.

He rolled his eyes seeing his brother descend from their rich staircase dressed in his YEEZY boots and black matching pants and tank top. Doesn't have a thousand dollars my ass, Damon whispered under his breath.

"Well doesn't my husband look sexy." Bonnie smiled moving her arms around her husband's neck as he walked over to her.

Damon looked down at his watch as his brother was busy whispering something dirty into her ear making her giggle and chomp down on her lip.

"Can we get this over with, please? The last thing I want to witness is whatever's going on here." He waved his hand between the two but his efforts went unnoticed when they started kissing and he figured he'd get a head start watching his brother's hand grab and squeeze his wife's ass.

"You know what you need, Damon?" Stefan asked throwing the box he just took apart to the side.

He sighed wiping the sweat off his brow then walked over fetching his water bottle. "What?"

"A wife."

"Oh, if only it were that easy."

"I'm telling you man, once you get someone to lock down and she locks you down, you'll be a changed man. You get sex whenever you want it, you get cooked for, rubbed down, loved, sex, sex, sex sex sex."

"Oh because that's the most important thing,"

"Damn right it is. In a marriage, hell yeah it is. Bonnie and I have sex at least five days a week, every week, mostly twice in a day."

"I don't think I asked for that information." Damon pondered.

"And it doesn't matter what type of sex it is, it just needs to happen."

"Can this conversation please stop?"

"I'm telling you man, get yourself a wife, mmh, you'll always be satisfied."

"Bullshit, if that's true then why are people always cheating and having mistress?"

"My guess is they're not having sex five days a week. I mean isn't that the whole point of a mistress and cheating? To fuck?"

"I guess you're right,"

"See, listen to your baby bro." Stefan joined him sipping some water of his own.

"I hope you're telling me this just to tell me this and not because you set me up on a blind date."

Stefan pursed his lips causing Damon to roll his eyes and get back to work. "Wait, you haven't even heard about her yet,"

"Do you honestly think I'm in any position to be dating someone?"

"Not exactly but when is anyone? When Bonnie and I started dating, we were both busy with work, but look how we turned out."

"Yeah because you got that promotion and turned rich making her not have to work so hard anymore."

"You're being a little dramatic, I'm not rich."

"Says the guy wearing a thousand dollar shoes."

He sighed. "Come on, Damon her name is-"

"I don't care."

"Her name is Ariana, she's twenty five-"

He mimicked the sound of a buzzard, "Ehh, stop right there, she's too old for me."

"You're thirty two,"

"Exactly."

"Well at least try her out for size. Look, she's interested, she has a job, she has a great body,"

"I wonder if I told Bonnie that how often would you two he having sex a week?"

He rolled his eyes. "Just go on the date. I have a feeling that this could be great for you, the both of you."

Stefan watched him think as he played with the top on his bottle. "When is it?"

He smiled. "Saturday."

"As in two days from now?"

"That's the one." He patted his back then went back to undoing boxes.

Damon looked around before walking up to him. "So you're serious anything the whole sex thing? I mean sometimes when I asked my ex for it I'd be hit with the line of 'why don't we do something else' or 'we always have sex let's hold hands and talk about unicorns instead'."

Stefan laughed. "I'm serious, bro. You just gotta know what gets them in the mood, for Bonnie all I got to do is give her my husky voice and it's over."

"Your husky voice?"

"Watch and learn, grasshopper." He pulled out his phone and dialed her number putting it on speaker phone.

Bonnie sighed growing extremely bored wanting Stefan to be done already so they could fool around a little. She sighed in a long breath then got up trying to find something to do. She grabbed Stefan's laptop, typed in the password and headed straight for Google.

What to do when you're expecting, was what she typed in and clicked on the first link that popped up but ended up clicking out of it realizing that she was too bored to do some actual research.

She rubbed her belly then decided that the best way to cure her boredom was to eat so downstairs she went. "OK, baby, what are you in the mood for, mommy will feed you anything you want." She looked through the pantry then smiled seeing the Honey Buns that Stefan told her she could only eat once a day thanks to her incident of eating three back to back and having a stomach ache which she might have exaggerated just to get her husband to do the things she wanted, like giving her a foot rub, drawing her a bath and as she bathed giving her a relaxing shoulder massage. It was the best nine hours of her life. She can't say the same for Stefan though.

She plopped the delicious pastry in the microwave for five seconds, warming it up for the perfect amount of time and was on her way back upstairs when the baby told her that vanilla ice cream would go wonderfully along with her afternoon dessert. She took a glass out of the cabinet and a spoon from the drawer and filled it with vanilla bean ice cream and headed upstairs.

Sighing in bliss, Bonnie reached for the remote and flipped through the channels deciding to watch the only entertaining thing on right now. Spongebob SquarePants. Taking a bite out of her Honey Bun, she moaned at its warmth then went for a spoon of ice cream making everything so much more enjoyable. She went for another scoop when her cellphone rang and raised her eyebrow seeing that it was Stefan. She just hoped that he wouldn't ask her to bring something downstairs.

"Hello?"

"Hey, baby,"

She sucked in a breath hearing that tone in his voice. That tired-some, husky tone in his voice that always sent her over the edge. He must be really working hard down there. "H- hey,"

Stefan smiled then looked over at Damon who shook his head. "We're almost done for today so I was thinking that," he pretended to stretch by making a noise, "that we you know, take a shower together. I'm tired but I need you."

Her mouth watered. "Yeah?" She bit down on her lip when he lowly hummed confirming. "When- when will you be done?"

"Five minutes give or take."

"I'll be waiting."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

Stefan ended the call then looked up at his brother. "That's how it's done. Oh, make sure to tell her that you need her, that always works."

"For Bonnie being such a hard ass it's hard for me to hear her become so vulnerable so quickly."

"It's all in the power of my voice. Now let's hurry up so I can fuck my wife."

Damon chuckled but got back to work.

...

He watched her lower lip get bitten then he playfully nibbled on the side of her jawline before kissing her there.

"You're so manly," she ran her hands up his muscular arms then kissed underneath his chin. "So sexy."

He groans feeling her naked legs around his bare waist. He runs his hand across her torso then up grabbing her left breast in his hand. She moans tilting her head back. "Are we even gonna make it to the shower?" She chuckled some feeling his lips on her neck.

"Fuck, I forgot all about the shower." He realized making her giggle. "Oh, babe. I talked to Damon about Ariana,"

"What'd he say?"

"He says he'll go. I hope he does, I think they'll be great together."

"Yeah I just hope we're not setting her up for failure, you know?

He nodded. "But once Damon really likes a girl, he's committed. He may act different like he isn't but he is. I know him."

She nodded then sighed. "I kind of want to spy on them. See how they click."

"That was the plan all along, was it not?"

"Ahh, this is why you're my husband." She kissed him then hopped off the counter taking him into the shower.

A/N: I honestly don't have a well thought out plan like I usually do when writing but I have so far written four chapters and I'm really liking how it's turning out and hopefully you all will like it too! Let me know your thoughts in the reviews!