Part I

One night at gotham city batman and Rudy (an: Rudy is my oc, he is a hero like batman, they are best pals sometimes they fuck they are not lovers just friends with benefits) were listening the radio and watching tv then their favorite show was interrupted by news!

In the news the reporter was worried and crying and said the joker had a bomb and he was going to make it explode in the Christmas party for the orphans so batman and Rudy had to suit up and go in the batmobile to stop the joker.

The commissioner was here too, and so was batgirl.

"Batman the joker has taken the orphans hostage and also the major is there, he was going on date with supermodel, but now the joker has kidnapped him and said he is going to blow him up along with the orphans so every Christmas all people will remember this tragedy and nobody will be happy on Christmas ever again!"

"I say we should kill this motherfucker! Put a bullet hole in his damned clown face and another one in his fucking asshole for being a jerk who wants to ruin Christmas!" batgirl suggested.

"No, Batgirl, no." Batman said. "Killing is wrong, and I wont kill the joker. Is wrong, right Rudy?"

Rudy said yes.

"Leave this us" batman said and he and Rudy entered the church where Joker had the orphan children and the major hostage.

There were also some hobos and thugs hired by the joker as his henchmen, they were dressed as clowns and had guns and knives but batman and Rudy punched them anyway.

Harley Quinn was there too and she tried to stop Batman and Rudy using a grenade but before she could use the grenade Batgirl knocked her up unconscious.

"Joker you have gone too far this time!" Batman said. "Why you wanna ruin Christmas for everyone?"

"Ah batman, I'm glad you are here." Said joker. "You see, for me the life has no purpose, and I'm tired to live but I cannot just end my life as an ordinary simpleton, so instead of only killing myself I am going to blow this entire church with all this orphans and the major of Gotham city so every Christmas people will remember this day as the day when the Joker killed a lot of innocent orphans and the major and no one will ever have a happy Christmas ever again!"

"You won't get away with this, Joker!" Batman said.

"Damn right!" said Rudy, and they were both ready to fight against Joker but then Joker showed them the bomb he had attached to his chest.

"You can't stop me! I am going to blow up this entire place with all you here! This day will be remembered as the day Batman and Rudy died! No one will ever have a happy Christmas ever again! Hah hah! HAH HAH HAH HAH!"

"Aw, hell naw!" screamed Batgirl as she used a shotgun Gordon borrowed her a few hours earlier to blow up the two hands of the Joker, so the Joker could not activate the bomb he was planning to use to kill himself along with all the orphans.

"AWWUCH! FUCKING HELL THIS HURTS" Joker screamed in agony and Batman was all like "What the fuck Batgirl, how could you?"

"Batgirl, what the fuck? Why did you shot at the Joker? Are you out of your fucking mind?" Batman asked.

"Hey asshole, I'm tired of you always letting the Joker to live because uh, the Fifth Commandment or something, but this time things are fucking serious now! I mean he has a bomb and he was going to use it to kill us and the orphans!"

"Give that shotgun, Batgirl…You are not going to kill the Joker…I won't allow you to do that…"

"Hey, at least let me cripple him so he won't try to kill orphans ever again?"

"What the fuck is your problem, Batgirl? I mean, what kind of sane person would try to cripple the Joker? Do you think he would do that ever try to do something as sick as that to you? You are a sick fuck, Batgirl. Give that shotgun…"

"It's my shotgun, Batman! Gordon gave it to me as gift!" Batgirl protested and she refused to give Batman her shotgun, so she struggled with Batman when she tried to take the gun away from her, and they started arguing little spoiled kids, but then Batman accidentally pulled the trigger of the shotgun, firing it against the Joker's forehead, killing the villain instantly.

Everyone (except Batman) cheered.

"Batman…You killed the Joker!" exclaimed batgirl enthusiastically.

"No…NO! Stop cheering me, dipshit assholes! THIS IS NOT GOOD!"

And then batman started crying and weeping and he looked really sad.

"What's happening? Why are you crying Batman?" Rudy asked, putting a hand in the right shoulder of his batfriend.

"Yeah asshole. Why are you crying? The Joker was a bad guy anyway and he was going to kill you and a lot of orphans, why you are upset about him dying?"

"THE JOKER WAS MY BROTHER, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU MADE ME TO KILL MY BROTHER, ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU, BATGIRL!"

"Whaaaat?" everyone said.

"What the fuck?" Batgirl gasped.

Jim Gordon demanded then an explanation, but Batman was too upset to give any kind of explanation so he ran away crying back to his home. Rudy followed him.

To be continued.