Wade let out another groan of frustration.

Honestly, how fucking rude of someone to create a story, leave one of the love interests completely alone, and then leave the story alone for months at a time? How fucking rude. Wade thought that maybe he should punish the world for doing something so stupid.

Alas, there was no one to blame.

Wade sat up in his bed, letting out a small huff. Six long, fucking weeks had already passed, and still, no word from Petey. Wade couldn't even distract himself; killing people didn't have the same oof as it once had. The red of the blood just reminded Wade of the red of Peter's costume.

And how good Peter would look in some lingerie.

Wade shook his head; it would do him no good to keep thinking these silly thoughts. It would only make him miss his boyfriend more than he already did.

I'm a Barbie Girl, In a Barbie Wooorld, Life in Plastic, It's Fantastic-

"Hello?"

Wade said as he scrambled for his phone, blasting his ringtone Barbie Girl.

"Wade?"

"Petey?"

"Hey! I'm glad I caught you at a good time."

Wade smiled, laying back on his bed.

"I'm glad I got you too. How's the mission going?"

"Well, I guess. I'm not really allowed to listen into the plans, I just follow orders. I just had a free moment, and I was thinking about you..."

"I was thinking about you too Petey. I... I miss you."

Wade hesitated before letting his true feelings out in the open.

"Oh Wade... I miss you too. I wish I could be back in your apartment, eating bad Chinese food as we watch shitty movies that you for some reason love."

Wade laughed, his smile lingering on his face.

"I wish for that too. I hope you're being safe."

"Of course I am. Mr. Stark would kill anyone that tried to harm me."

"Both him and I..."

Wade muttered. Soft laughter filled his ears and Wade closed his eyes, imagining that Peter was there with him.

"God I miss you Wade. I'll be home soon, I promise."

"I hope so; I don't know how much longer I can take you not being in my arms anymore."

"Yeah, neither do I. I have to go now Wade, we're heading out now, but... I love you. I'll call you later."

"Oh Spider-Babe, I love you too. Stay safe and tell Captain Popsicle that I hope the ice didn't freeze his brain."

Peter laughs again.

"I will. Bye Wade."

"Bye Peter."

Wade slowly closed his phone and let out a longing sigh.

He wished this would just end.