Heads up! This isn't a complete chapter. This can't be even considered one. I salvaged the hard drive of my old laptop and found this. I just wanted to share.


"In short, she's like a more arrogant version of Yukinoshita."

The silence in the club remained even after I spoke those words. I blinked as the two girls in front of me continued to stare at me blankly.

It was the day after the Sobu-Sakuya meeting and the three of us were currently inside the Service club despite that club activities were halted this week. I, with a heavy heart, had come here in order to report to our club president.

"So, what do you guys think?"

I have just finished the report I made about the meeting that took place in the community center.

"Um, Hikki, you didn't say anything aside from how the Sakuya council president glared at you and that she is more arrogant than Yukinon..."

But it's the truth!

It might be farfetched for Yuigahama who was not there during the meeting, but what I said was the whole truth. The other party's Sakuya Sakura was a bitch who glared at me most of the time during our meeting and had the gall to insult me afterwards.

"She's a more annoying version of Yukinoshita."

I nodded at my words.

That girl did not take the other party in consideration and instead, expected us to follow her unreasonable commands. I say command because it was not a suggestion in the first place. From the reaction of her own student council, it seems like that woman was acting on her own.

While I admit that her plan was somewhat admirable, it would end up in arguments if implemented. Given that the other party goes along with her in the first place. She has the looks, the smarts, the money and the ego... she's basically another Yukinoshita.

... only bitchier.

The black-haired girl sighed as a hand reached for her temple.

"As expected, we cannot receive a decent report from Hikigaya-kun. It seems like all office related prospect of works are now in the garbage."

You sure have guts to say that to my face, woman. Companies would kill to hire someone like me. My reports are precise and don't consume unnecessary time. In meetings where people included have a lot of things to do, this trait of mine is sought after!

Not that I would put it on my resume... nor would I make one in the first place. I want to be a househusband.

"Still... this quite a troublesome matter. The other party is stubborn, even when the main idea of this festival is cooperation. The fact that our own student council failed to give a suggestion plan is also a problem."

Isshiki and her band of miscreants had failed to submit anything, seeing that this event sprang out of nowhere and they were a newly established council. I wouldn't be so hard on them...

"They are working on that."

"I am aware of that, Hikigaya-kun. It is quite the improvement on their part as well. It seems that your effort to train the student council is bearing fruit."

I have no idea what she was talking about. But then again, there was another person in the room that was also unaware, or rather, clueless of what we are discussing about. Yuigahama kept alternating her gaze from Yukinoshita and me with a look of wonder on her face. She looks like a child curiously watching her parents work... ugh, what a bad mental image.

I don't want to work. I wanna stay at home.

Still, that doesn't change the fact that our situation is bad. Even if our student council manages to finish their suggestion plan, it would take tremendous effort and time to convince the other party to accept it, seeing how stubborn their representative is. Our alternative of doing our own business would not work like it did on the Christmas event. The theme of cooperation would be sullied and it may end in the two schools' relationship sinking like the Titanic.

Guh... why does this always happen to me? Why can't people bring simple problems for us to solve? I mean, why can't they act like Zaimokuza? Sure his works are trashy and never seem to improve, but at the very least, I can make fun of him because of it and it doesn't need us over thinking the situation.

Why can't people be just like Zaimokuza?

Wait... no, forget about that. One Zaimokuza is enough. Please don't allow another one like him to appear. Or else I can't be blamed for what I will do...

I took another bite from the bento that Yukinoshita made for our "picnic" today. Isshiki was absent as she have, no doubt, a lot of work to do with the StuCo. Heh, serves her right for always relying on me...

"...the student council said that the other president seem to know you, is that right?"

From her spot, Yukinoshita asked. Aside from my own report, it seems that she has also asked the student council of how the meeting went. It was a clear proof that she had no trust in my ability to socialize and negotiate with the other party... which is somewhat right, but I still feel offended.

"Yeah, that's why she kept glaring at me the whole time. I think she mistook me for someone though..."

Maybe some other creepy looking guy mugged her or something.

"Are you positive that you haven't met her? Maybe offended her with your appearance perhaps?"

Woman, how can I offend someone when the only thing that is noticeable from me is my eyes? Is that enough of a reason for someone to glare at me for an extended period of time? Not to mention insult my preference in Pokemon?

"I don't even remember meeting her before though. Hmmm…

I nodded to myself and took another bite of the dish Yukinoshita prepared. As expected from the high spec girl, it was really good. The fish melts in the mouth and the tangy flavor spreads in the mouth.

Girls who can cook are totally in my strike zone…

Yukinoshita suddenly exploded into fits of cough, covering her mouth with a hand. Her face was strangely red. Did she choke or something? I turned my concerned gaze towards Yuigahama who was chewing her food with a bitter expression, muttering something under her breath.

Strange…

Silence enveloped us as we focused in eating. I miss eating alone and although this wasn't so bad of a trade off, I feel like a damn riajuu spending my lunch with two attractive girls.

I only wished that this peace would last longer.


Remember when I can write something that's longer than 3000 words? Me neither…

It's hard to believe that I made this story. Rereading it made me go like what the heck was I thinking? This is so stupid and there are errors everywhere. This is like one of those things you did in the past that floats in your mind before you sleep. But even so, this was fun (if not cringy) to read.

To be honest I considered continuing this. But I can't get to the same mindset four years ago when I was writing this. I'd take that as progress, can't get any worse than this (lol)

So yeah, even if this story is abandoned, I just wanna share this discovery. Man I sure have a lot of stuff to dig through.

If you have any old memory storage that you haven't checked for years, now's the best time to do it.

Stay safe people!

Alse people with Waver, I need you!