Your Song

Sasuke was bored. Utterly and explicitly bored. While Sakura and Ino was out buying groceries for them, Sai and Gaara had spent the helping Naruto set up their new house, consisting of a nursery, three bedroom, a photography studio, 2.5 bathrooms, a fully modeled attic and basement.

A year had passed since the Uchiha and Uzumaki got married; and of that year, Sasuke had been pregnant for nearly nine months; ready for surgery to remove his child.

At the moment, the Uchiha laid upon their bed with nothing to do. He could hear his husband in the next room setting up the crib for their little boy, who wasn't named yet.

In that moment the child kicked. "Hm?" Sasuke asked his tummy. "You must be very hungry. Let's have daddy get us something to eat."

Another kick. Sasuke sighed in contempt. When the boy was born, he hoped that his smarts would be sent down. Naruto could have the personality and the creativity. As long as Sasuke had the brain, he was okay.

"Naruto!" he screamed. A loud crash and the shuffling of feet could be heard. Naruto appeared, looking very disheveled.

"What's wrong? Is it time? Did you fall?"

"No...I'm just hungry."

Naruto squeezed the drill in his hand. "Sasuke" in exasperation. "When you need me, you can't scream like that. I thought something happened to you and the baby."

The Uchiha's eyes filled with tears. "No, no, Sasuke" Naruto tried, putting his hands up in a surrender motion.

"I'm sorry, Naruto. I was just bored and when I'm bored I get hungry." The pregnant man sobbed. "I want pickles dipped in chocolate and I want fish, lots of it too." Naruto sighed and hugged the smaller man. "The baby, he just keeps kicking because he's hungry too. It's all my fault."

"It's not. I shouldn't have gotten angry. You're pregnant, so it's my fault."

"Of course it's your fault." Sasuke snapped, mood completely taking a 180. "I wouldn't be hungry if you didn't put him in here. Why did your cock have to be so big, huh? Why couldn't the sperm just go halfway in my ass? Why'd it go all the way in."

Naruto could hear his best friend and brother laughing downstairs. He would never live this one down. Attempting to quiet the unstable Uchiha, the blond spoke in comforting words. "Sasuke, we wouldn't have our little bub if I didn't."

A sigh of relief escaped when the raven smiled lovingly. "You're right. I accept your apology."

As a smarter man, Naruto just smiled and went downstairs instead of pointing out that he never apologized.

Gaara and Sai were still laughing. "Don't you wish you were dickless now?" the pale man asked.

"Fuck you guys."

"Fuck whom?" Ino asked as she walked in, Sakura and Haku in tow.

"I was talking to these two asses." Naruto grumbled, rubbing his temples.

What did they even invite these people for? Gaara and Sai were joking about him putting too much in during sex. And Ino was trying to pick fights with him. Sakura and Haku were the only sane ones.

"Is Sasuke in one of his moods again?" Haku asked sympathetically, making the blond wonder how the sweet man fell in love with his sadistic brother.

"He wants lots of fish and pickles dipped in chocolate."

Sakura giggled and another girly scream could be heard. "Naruto!"

The Uzumaki sighed. "I should start cooking."

"Naruto! The baby's coming! Oh my God, it's coming!" All movement ceased and Naruto dropped to the floor, unconscious.

NSNS

The blond man awoke with a start. "Sasuke?"

His chest was pushed down. "Calm down, silly. He's in the room getting ready for the baby to leave." Someone told him.

Eventually, the smell of bleach and nasal spray could be identified and the photographer noticed the white around him. Sai was sitting next to him and he must have been the one to push him down, because no one else was around.

Sai sensed his best friend's confusion. "Gaara and Haku went to get us all some food, Sakura and Ino went to have sex in one of the closets, and everyone else should be here in about ten minutes."

"Is Sasuke okay?"

"Kind of, He kind of freaked out when he saw you on the floor. Started yelling some crazy shit about us killing his husband because we were jealous. Funniest shit of my life, besides that flying incident when we were twelve."

Naruto laughed at that. When they were gullible and imaginable and naive children.

Naruto, Gaara, Sai, Sasuke, and Haku, who they all just met, were sitting on the porch of the Uchiha's house, having a strong debate about belief and hope.

"I'm telling you, baby-" Naruto told Sasuke "-if you believe in something hard enough, it will become reality. It's the secret to the whole universe; the law of attraction."

"Naruto, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and you're my boyfriend, you know I've heard some dumb things."

"I'm going to go with Sasuke on this one. I don't believe everything comes true." Haku told everyone, making Naruto frown.

Sai rested his elbow on the blond's shoulder. "I'm going to go with my best buddy on this one. One time, I believed in huge tits so hard. The next day, in pervy sage's video game store, he gave me a magazine with some pretty nice tits in it."

"Were they huge jugular tits?" Naruto asked.

"Super huge." Sai exclaimed, glad that his friend was impressed. "So huge, the nipple's were as big as my head."

"Wow." Naruto whispered. "Women are something else. If I ever had one, I'd want her thick, not to chubby, but definitely not too skinny. I would like tits everywhere."

Gaara had to agree with his brother. "Tits are nice."

Sasuke unconsciously looked into his shirt when Naruto praised breasts. Finding that he had none, he said in pure jealousy "That's stupid. You don't need tits to be pretty."

"You're right." Naruto winked. "You are pretty. The prettiest thing I've ever seen, even if you aren't a girl."

That made the Uchiha smile. "Shit. Sai, instead of talking about the law of attraction, you got us on tits. There's only one way to figure this out."

"To figure out if tits are pretty?" Gaara asked jokingly.

"No." Naruto grimaced, standing up. "I'll just ask Kakashi, the genius, to help us out."

The boys ran in the houses to see the silver haired man on the couch reading a book. "Kakashi-san, we need to know something."

"He wants to know if tits are pretty." Sai offered.

"No I don't. Sai, shut up. We want to know if the law of attraction is true."

Without looking up, Kakashi answered. "Well, of course it is. Anything you believe in hard enough will indeed come true."

That was enough for Naruto to cheer and run outside, the others following suit. The blond was leaning a ladder on the tall garage. "What are you doing, Naruto?" Haku asked.

"I'm about to show you guys that I can fly." He now stood on the edge, with all the boys watching.

Sasuke twiddled with his fingers. "Naruto can you please not? We don't know if Kakashi was right."

Sai had to agree. "Yeah man this is dumb."

"Babies. Except you, Sasuke." Naruto looked down. The ground looked so far away now. "Here I go. If I think I can fly hard enough, I will."

Naruto went back and ran for the plunge. He went unconscious before he even hit the ground.

And when he woke up two weeks later, in the hospital with a breathing tube, Sasuke was crying over him.

He had broken his nose, arm, and leg. When Iruka came in with the other boys and hugged him to death, Naruto asked where Kakashi was. Gaara pointed to the hospital bed next to him.

Kakashi was awake, but he also had a breathing tube. Hearing the story, Naruto felt guilty. Iruka had punched and broken Kakashi nose for basically telling the blond that he could fly.

Every time Naruto apologized, Kakashi would just state that the boy helped him land a date.

Naruto wouldn't understand that until Iruka revealed that he had been dating Sasuke's surrogate father for some time.

Naruto laughed and stood up. "That was so funny."

"Not to Sasuke. He tried to catch you, but you already hit the ground. He was bawling and Iruka was so angry."

"Haha. I'm going to go wish my baby good luck." Sai gave him the room number and he was off.

When the photographer walked in, he gasped at the sight. Instead of Sasuke being in surgery or even getting ready for it, the doctors were telling the pale man to push.

Sasuke turned toward the door. "Naruto...where were...ouch!" his husband ran over to the bed and grabbed the man's hand.

"Why wasn't I notified of this?"

The doctor at the end of the bed replied. "I am sorry, Uzumaki-san. I believed you were still asleep. It's safe for the child to choose its alternate path."

Sasuke screamed again. "Alternate path? How's the baby coming out?"

"The same way it got in."

Naruto looked down at the doctor's hands underneath Sasuke's cover. Before he could fall to the floor, the Uchiha gripped his hand. "Please, don't faint again, I need you. Oww! Get this thing out of me!"

"One more push, Sasuke and you're all-"

The sound of Sasuke practically roaring, Naruto yelping in fear of his husband's wrath, and a baby's cries cut the doctor off.

"Oh." She deadpanned and proceeded to life the small thing up and away from Sasuke. Before she cleaned the baby off, she cleaned up Sasuke and allowed the man to put his legs down.

Grabbing a dark blue blanket, she turned to Sasuke, cradling the child. "Congratulations, it's a baby boy."

"We knew that already." Naruto stated, earning a light smack to the arm from his husband, who was now sitting up.

"Bring him here" Sasuke grimaced. "I want to give the brat a piece of my mind."

The doctor only smiled and walked over, sitting the bundle in the Uchiha's lap. Instead of yelling or even scowling, a sweet smile overtook the man's features and his eyes welled up.

"Hi." The child's skin was pale, and Naruto could already see tufts of blond her on the top of his head. The baby even had his whisker marks.

"I'm going to get my camera, baby." and he slipped out, the doctor in tow.

Sai was already standing in the middle of the aisle with his friend's device. "He's out?"

"Hai. I already know he's going to be beautiful on the inside and out, just like his mother." Naruto said this as his eyes began to water.

He had wanted this so long ago; to have a family with Sasuke. Their children would be as beautiful as them. Sai just smiled and put a hand on his shoulder. "I know too man. I'm happy for you."

"Thanks, Sai. I want you to be happy too."

"I am"

"Romantically, Sai."

"By romantically, do you mean how Tenten and I have been dating in secret for some time now?"

Naruto gaped. "Sai." He grabbed the camera and began to walk backward. "We're talking about this later."

The pale man laughed and nodded.

When the blond opened the door quietly, he could could hear beautiful singing, so he flicked his camera to record.

Sasuke sat there, staring lovingly at the child. "If I were a sculptor

But then again no

Or a man who makes potions

In a travelling snow

Oh, I know it's not much

But it's the best I can do

My gift is my song and

this one's for you"

Sasuke paused to look up at Naruto and motioned for him to come in and sing. Naruto complied, joining Sasuke's small voice and focusing the camera on there son.

"And you can tell everybody

This is your song

It may be quite simple but

Now that it's done

I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

That I put down in words"

Sasuke stroked the child's cheek and Naruto let him finish.

"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."

Naruto focused on Sasuke. "I underestimated you all those times before. Everyone, this right here is the most beautiful image I've ever seen. It's better than any image I've seen. And you want to know why?"

Naruto turned off the camera. "Because Uchiha Uzumaki Sasuke is the most beautiful being in the universe. And he's all mine."

Sasuke smiled. "Thank you Naruto. For coming back for everything."

"No thank you, butterfly. For giving me the chance, every chance, to love you, to hold you, to protect you. I love you and I love little...we didn't name him, did we?"

"No. We're horrible parents. He's been in the world five ten minutes and we haven't even named him. But, I like Narushi. It reminds me of you."

"I like that name too."

The pale man looked down. "Aww look, he's awake. He must like the name." And sure enough, the baby was staring curiously at the two, his eyes the same shade as Naruto's.

Naruto spoke to him. "Hello Narushi. My name is Naruto and I'm your daddy. This is Sasuke, your very beautiful mommy."

The baby grabbed at his mother's gown and his father's hand. "As long as I live, I promise to protect and love you and your mommy with my life. It's my job and I love it."

Sasuke leaned his forehead against Naruto's. "You'll protect and love us always?"

"No. Forever, Sasuke. Forever."

And That concludes Camera. There's a guest usually called LOLGURL and her comments make my day as well. Unfortunately, I can't PM her. This goes to lolgurl, Bubblymoon, and SilkBunnies: If you guys would like a Narusasu in your honor, please PM/review me with the answers to the questions that follow:

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