Disclaimer: teen wolf does not belong to me. I'm trash haha whoops but I have a free hours so decided may as well write something but don't have enough time to write a chapter haha hope you like.
Stiles: Babe I gotta ask you a question
Stiles: dude, c'mon, this is serious
Stiles: Babeeeeeeeeeeee wake up
Stiles: Kayla
Stiles: Kayla baby please, I need to ask you something
Stiles: Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kayla: it's 3 in the morning, if this is not important I will ban sex for good this time...
Stiles: Who do you think would win in a fight, a bear or an astronaut?
Kayla: Are you fucking with me right now? π‘
Stiles: I wish I was ;) but seriously I need your opinion, I can't sleep until I figure this out
Kayla: That's it, no sex
Stiles: Babe...
Kayla: Don't 'babe' me Stilinski, it's 3 in the fucking morning, go to sleep
Kayla: ... But to answer your question, the bear. Stiles the answer is always the bear. When unsure always go for the bear
Stiles: That's what I thought :) thanks baby, ur the best X
Kayla: Yeah yeah I know, now go to sleep X
Stiles: Wait... Does that sex ban still stand? π
Stiles: ... Kaylz?
Stiles: Nooooooo don't go to sleep π you can't do this to me. Now I definitely won't be able to sleep.
Stiles: Kay?
Kayla: Did you just send me a dick pic? Xx π
Stiles: ... Maybeeeeeee ;) xx
Stiles: Wait...
Stiles: Who else would send you a dick pic? π‘
Stiles: and how didn't you know it was mine? π
Kayla: overthinking much? ;) π xx
Kayla: But trust me, it was defo a sight for sore eyes π xx
Stiles: Hmmmmm xx οΎπͺ π π¦
Kayla: And you sent me another one... π xx
Stiles: what can I say? I'm bored xx ;)
Kayla: Want me to come over and 'entertain' you? Xx βπ¦π¦
Stiles: DO I? DO I?
Stiles: HELL YES
Kayla: Ok babe, keep ur pants on... Xx ;)
Stiles: Too late π ;) xx
Kayla: Jesus Stiles I'm driving... Stop sending me nude pics xx ππ
Stiles: don't pretend u don't like ;) xx
Kayla: I hate u...
Stiles: Nah, you just hate to admit how easily turned on u get π
Kayla: I'm driving Stiles, if u send me another pic of ur ass I'm gonna crash π πxx
Stiles: U could say ur 'crack'-ing under the pressure ? ππ xx
Stiles: HA, c wot I did there? ;) xxx
Kayla: ... And guess who's not 'bottom'-ing out Tonite? πͺ π ;) xx
Kayla: do u see wot I did there? Xxx π π
Stiles: we'll soon see ?;) xx
Kayla: Stiles? U up? Xxx
Stiles: Yeah babe I'm up, everything ok? Xx ππ
Kayla: I fell out with Derek again, can I come over? Xx
Stiles: Ofc baby u don't even have to ask. I'll have some hot choco waiting for u xxx β€οΈπ
Kayla: With marshmallows? π xxx
Stiles: And whipped cream. We can't forget the whipped cream :) xxx
Kayla: Ur the best. Thank-u ππ οΈ xxxxx
Stiles: I know ππ
Stiles: It keeps me warm at night ;) xxx
Kayla: ur an idiot π;)
Kayla: But I love you xxx πβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Stiles: love u 2. Now get that cute ass over here, I ordered pizza 2 xxx π
Kayla: Best bf ever xxxβ€οΈ
Stiles: Kaylz I had a thought yeah? Xxx
Kayla: Uh oh...
Stiles: You know how we both like cake right?
Kayla: ... Yes?
Stiles: Why don't we pretend to be engaged-
Stiles: go to that fancy venue they're holding in Hillsview-
Stiles: and eat all the tasters?
Stiles: it's better than a free dinner xx π
Kayla: How do u come up with such brilliant ideas? π :) xxx
Kayla: I'll steal my moms engagement ring to look the part xxx
Stiles: Bc I am, indeed, brilliant. Brilliant at a lot of things actually... Like kissing, sex, Spanking, the list goes on... ;) ππxxx
Kayla: mind outta the gutter Stilinski, I want cake more than sex rn π xxx
Stiles: we can do both at the same time? ;) π π¦
Kayla: Deal ;) xxx
An) I'll probs just keep adding whenever I think of stuff haha hope you all liked and please please review haha see ya soon peeps you all rock ha xxx