When I see you…..I see a perfect match. Someone I can be in harmony with….I mean…. Don't you know the meaning of love?...Love isn't a game that you play with…..I had to learn that the hard way…and I a'int talkin' about a hard schlong either…..love is sacred too people…..it can either fill you with so much happiness that it will set you up for life…or it could break you down until your less of a person…..Love is passionate….love brings out the best in you… Love is actually kinda sexy. It's sensitive, it's sentimental, it's talent, it's romantic, it brings joy, it brings heartache, it brings meaning to a person's life. It's an experience…..an experience that you share with someone…And from what I've seen….I'd like to experience that with you.
As we enter the story, the night was young and alit with a gorgeous midnight blue, stars lined up the skies as bright as the street lights that lit up the town. A town known as…. Dawnwood. Yes we're already going there. However, Dawnwood isn't just your average normal town.
It's a beautiful city in the county of Glenberry, full of some of the most attractive people you could imagine. I'm serious; these people give the folks from L.A look like prostitutes from the streets of Detroit. Dawnwood was a little town filled with rarities and beauties, from the colorful, plant filled Botanical Gardens, too the wide and historic University of Glenberry. There was beauty too be found everywhere in Dawnwood. Even from the view of the sky, looking down on the colorful city lights, gazing out into the open space, admiring the flair of the city. It truly was a sight to behold.
You could in fact ask the woman looking out into the city below from a small mountain cliff with her hands behind her back, as she was admiring the city from below right in the middle of the night. She had a curved, slender, sexy physique with fairly small breasts, as well as lovely green eyes that are in-contrast with her hot pink hair styled in pigtails, with fairy clips in her hair. Think of a Cosmo-Wanda color scheme, but without the stupidity or the nagging.
The clips in her hair were silver antennas that hold the pigtails together with her hair extending just past her shoulders. Her outfit was completely outrageous, but was fitting of something like a pornstar & a ballerina mixed with something from Sailor Moon on crystal meth. She had on a pink and white baby-doll lingerie outfit with light-pink panties that have a purple butterfly shape attached to the front of them, and you could see these things too. It's not like she was wearing pants.
She wore a white collared necklace with a pink choker top that has a red heart shape on the front of it, and had large, butterfly-like, translucent fairy wings that are patterned in pink & purple, with light pink stockings which cover the lower parts of her thighs, as well as purple ballerina shoes, before you even ask, NO this isn't a magical girl type of story; this is the story of a little fairy's journey…. A journey into her own sexual intrigue as well as a journey into what she will learn about Love, because she can't learn about sex. She OBVIOSLY knows a shit-ton about that.
The little fairy spread her wings and brought her arms out too her sides as she looked down on Dawnwood with a confident, yet sexy smile on her face that quickly grew too that of a prideful smirk.
"Ok….Let's go make this happen. I hope your ready Dawnwood, because this sexy fairy's about to let loose her love juices all up in this bitch!" With that being said, the little fairy took off, jumping from the mountain cliff and descending into the city with her arms spread wide open.
This little Fairy's name is Kyu. Kyu….Sugardust…..I swear this isn't a magical girl anime. I promise. But why is she even here in Dawnwood might you ask? Well let's get a little background on her. A long time ago, 384 years to be exact, there came too be a place that gave birth too magical beings known as "Love fairies", the guardians of human emotion and sexual feelings. They are the creators of things like passion, Sexuality, Joy, Flirtation, Sentimentality, Sensitivity, Talent, and Romance. This all formed together to create a feeling known as "Love". This is the focal of every known love fairy in the world of the Sky Garden, the birthplace of the love fairies. And Love was their main objective for human kind…eh…. Sorta.
Basically a Love Fairy's job is to help Men, sometimes even women, have physical relations with each other. I.E, too get you fucking laid. And that my friends, is where Kyu's Journey begins.
Kyu's Perspective
So I wake up in the middle of the day, the sky is still as pink as my hair, and as wet as where my hand was last night. I take my hand out of my panties and wake up, damn what time is it? We love fairies have a pretty tight schedule, so I get up, get out of bed, straddle on over too my phone on the nightstand in my room, By the way….my room is FULL of sexy bitches. Like I got posters for days, so many posters it'd be a Hentai, masturbating pervert's fuckin' DREAM. But that's just me. Anyways, I go check my phone and too my surprise…..
"OH SHIT! I'm going to be late! It's fucking twelve in the morning! I knew I shouldn't have been watching Lesbian porn late last night." What can I say? The girls I watched were hot. And they were two cute gothic, tattooed, sexy pastry white bitches too. One was a black haired girl with huge knockers, the other was a red head with some serious cake. Man that girl could lick a bitch raw. But anyways!
I get up, get on my outfit and storm out of the door. I live in quite a big place actually, see we love fairies don't live like normal humans do. We live in giant castles as our apartments! You know like the shit you see in "Fairy tales" n' shit? Yeah like that, except WAY bigger. I'm talkin' Disney world, Cinderella castle times the size of Ron Jeremy's dick levels of huge! ...Don't ask how I know what either of those things are. After I storm out of the door I take off into the skies and fly throughout the kingdom of Sky Garden, everything's lush & beautiful here, most of us are female, there are a couple males here and there, but we're mostly female. I'd say it's about 70% female, 30% male. Just in case you were wondering how we "Breed". What I was doing that morning, or afternoon depending on how you look at it, was important. Cause I was officially meeting up with my boss, the fuckin' Goddess of LOVE, Venus.
You see, I had just graduated from Love Fairy School, yes we have that, And my boss decided it was finally time for me too spread my wings and let this sexy bitch fly! If you know what I mean. And no that was not a sexual innuendo you pervert.
So I'm flying too this even BIGGER castle in the distance, it's all decked out in red, pearl white & gold and shit, and I enter, while stopping at the guard's main entrance into the castle. Oh my god, this shit never gets old. So there are these two guards decked out in golden armor with armored wings just like fairies right? They stand SO perfectly still. They concentrate so hard, any harder and their heads would pop like fuckin' melons. I LOVE messing with these guys. Check this out.
"Hey there boys! Just comin' in too pay a visit to the ol' goddess." I stop right in front of 'em. They just stand there, holding these big ass golden axes with red hearts in the middle of them.
So, what do I do? Oh the usual, make faces, stick my tongue out, blow a raspberry, fun stuff like that. However, when I try walking inside, they put their fucking dukes up and block my way.
"Halt! No one will go and see the goddess Thietena Venus without permission. You must ask the royal Love Fairy courts woman Kamadeva first." See what I mean? However I got a trick up my sleeve.
"Yeah that's all fine and dandy boys, but her royal sexiness asked me to be here sooooo…." And then, right before I finish my sentence… I fondle one of them on the crotch!
HA! He got so flustered he curled up like a bitch and said "Wh-what the hell are you doing?!" Then I said. "That's what Love fairies do! Later boyz!" And I make my way into the castle. Too damn easy. They fall for it like EVERY time. Haha.
Venus's Perspective
"Huuuuh…" As I sighed while sitting on my throne, looking quite bored, twiddling my fingers in my red & white dress while lying lop-sided on my throne. I must say it is rather boring sometimes being a goddess, though helping others with love is very enticing, seeing all of the world's romances and sexual desire play out in front of you, it does get rather boring some of the time. That is unless you have some entertainment…. "My goddess!" Entertainment just came around.
That was the voice of my lovely courts woman and trusted servant Kamadeva. She was a glasses wearing, brown haired girl with one hell of a figure. She had a buxom body just like mine, honestly it made me a bit jealous. But only just a bit. I AM a goddess after all.
She came to me running very fast, quickly breathing and tiring herself out afterwards. "My goddess… *Pant*…*Pant*…*Pant*… My goddess….Your….your most trusted love fairy, Kyu has arrived." Ah yes… Kyu has finally arrived. She's one of my hardest workers; she has a very impressive track record of matching several men with some seriously fine ladies. Her ability to both sleep with men and get men too sleep with women astounds me sometimes. But it's finally time she re-locate too earth in secrecy as a new assignment has come up for her. She just graduated School, and as a Love Fairy that is still fairly young, she still has a long way to go before she even comes close to my level.
"Ah, perfect. Please send her in. I've got a new assignment for her." I said to my little Kami. That's what I call her anyways. "Yes my goddess." She bowed before me and I caught a little glimpse of her massive cleavage. She was wearing an orange dress and had white sashes draped over her with brown heels, as well as long brown hair tied together in a very long and very large ponytail. As well as a cute pair of glasses. The thing that bothered me, was that she was more formal than I was. And that's no fun…. So I decided to mess with her a bit.
"Oh… and Kami." I said to her just as she was turning to leave. "Yes My goddess?" She turned right back to me, and then I walked up to her and took a firm hold of her breasts, which made her blush profusely. She's not as…. "Active" as most fairies.
"Have your breasts gotten bigger? Cause I'm starting to notice a very naughty difference." I smiled a seductive smile at her which made her tense up. You can't imagine how cute she is when she tenses up like that. And it's not like she doesn't like it, we Love fairies don't believe in "Sexual Harassment".
"Uhm…well…I…Uh…Not really my goddess no." She said, her voice was nervously breaking and her face was as red as an apple. But then suddenly, my pupil finally arrived.
"Excuse me?" As I heard the little love fairy's voice, I looked back at her, as did Kami, and she said to me. "Am I interrupting?" while smiling at me.
"No Kyu, it's quite alright. I was just having a bit of fun." I turn my royal courts woman around and then show her out. "Your dismissed kami." while giving her a playful pat on the butt, just for giggles.
"Yes ma'am!" She instantly started running out the door and ran right past Kyu without saying a word. "Good seeing you Kami!" Kyu yelled as she ran right past her. "Man we have got to get that girl laid." Kyu said as she watched Kami run out the door. "Oh come now Kyu, not all Love Fairies are sexually active. We have important matters to discuss anyways."
Kyu's Perspective
And so the ball's back in my court now! So I'm standing in my boss's throne room, as she sits on her throne. "You've got a new assignment Kyu, and this one's rather interesting." She said to me, being formal as ever. "How interesting we talkin'?" I said right back to her. I'm not the "Formal" type, but I know better than too disrespect a goddess. She was chill about it though.
"You've been all around the world, helping others fall in love, Making men into babe magnets, and adding a lot of V-Cards too your collection." It's true. I do have a lot of V-cards. Still in mint condition too.
"But this one will be quite the challenge. The town is known as Dawnwood, it of course has a lot of beautiful women… but the kicker here is that it has a lot of attractive men as well." Interesting. That means more fun for me! "I'm getting' pumped already!" I gotta say I was excited! I could do some serious fucking in a place with some sexy men like that. But before I could say anything else, Venus kinda killed my buzz with this line.
"However….They have attractive men….Who can't really go after the attractive women. About more than HALF of the male population in Dawnwood are virgins, haven't had a girlfriend, or have never even spoken too girls." My. Heart. Sank.
Seriously that's some fucked up shit right there. An attractive town, filled with attractive men that aren't getting any?! Is the presence of god in that place or what?!
"Are you serious?" I asked her, seriously concern. We take that shit seriously. "Yes….And I'm leaving it up to you, too rectify this immediately. Go into this town, find any male you can, and spread the love." She gave me the order, and I took it like I take a hot dog right in the buns.
"Yes ma'am!" I was a bit saddened at the fact that there was some serious V-cred in this "Dawnwood" place. Seriously how can that even be possible? I mean look at the title of the fuckin' city! What is it just a sausage fest? I had too right this wrong! So I packed my shit, got up off my sexy ass, spread my wings and headed straight for Dawnwood with my cell phone. OH, and that is no ordinary Cell Phone. It's something you'll come too known about later on…. Trust me.
And that brings us too now; I'm flying into town, right in the middle of the night. Town looks lively, there are peeps walkin' around. Yeah, they can't see me; I can make myself invisible, or visible too whoever I want! Love fairies have some wicked ass powers, I swear. Anyways, as a love fairy, I have an instinct about chicks. I've been around the world, from London too Pompeii, and when I get hammered, in the gullet, or in the pussy, I study people. How they act, where they go, what they like, and what they don't like. So I went to the first place I could think of where there would be a poor, lonely sap just BEGGING me too sweep him off his feet and turn him into a natural Don Jon…..The bar! I had to make a quick change-up though. Once I landed in front of a local, lit up bar, I stepped to the side, snapped my fingers, and worked some o' that sexy fairy magic too change my hair too brown, and my dress too black & red. I even add a little black jacket just for style. See? I told you Love fairies have wicked powers. Now here is where the magic happens.
?'s Perspective
"Ugh….God! Another fuckin' round bartender!" I slammed my drink down. Man I don't even feel wasted yet! I swear the beer here is for pussies! It really has no kick too it! But I didn't wanna seem like an asshole, so I just ordered another cold one.
The bartender walked over to me and said "You know you can't order that many drinks in one night. You trying to poison yourself?" He asked me while cleaning out those fucking beer mugs….
"Maybe?...Is that any of your fucking business?" I asked him. Pretty damn annoyed that he would ask that question. "Hey man, chillax. I'm just asking because you look pretty damn miserable is all." He said back to me afterwards. I just groaned and held my head down.
"Yeah man…Sorry It's just that….I'm gettin' tired of it y'know?" He looked at me sorta puzzled, Like I just asked a question a foreign language or some shit.
"What do you mean?" He asks me. "I mean I'm tired of females duckin' me. I mean look at me! I'm a built dude, handsome! Got a white ass smile, play for the football team at GlennU, and yet girls aren't going for me! It's like why?! I just got through a bad date, and one of the girls smacked me in the face! It happens literally all the time and I don't understand it." That was my problem.
You see, I'm a 19 year old football player who goes up to the local university called the University of Glennberry. I got a stylin' pompadour haircut, I'm built like a tank, have nice brown eyes, perfectly white teeth, and a kept beard that has been cut short. I'm a bit tan skinned for my age, but not too dark like those weird looking Ethiopian people. Not a racist by the way, I'm just saying those people are darker than kit-kat bars dipped in soot. My name is James. James Monroe.
"Well maybe that attitude of yours is what turns ladies off…." Did he just talk shit about me underneath his breath?! "What did you say?!" I said to him. Raising my voice! How dare he talk about me like that! I ought to fuckin' deck the dude! You know how much pussy I get on the regular?! …. Ok I don't really get that much, because for some reason I keep strikin' out- But I do get some!...Occasionally when the girl isn't a complete bitch.
"Dude relax! I'm just sayin'! There's no need to get angry. Listen how about I just get you that drink?" I just sighed and put my head down. "Alright….sorry to get all antsy….i'm just all kinds of fucked up right now." I say to the guy. With that being said he went off and fucking got my drink.
Kyu's Perspective
So I get too the bar, walk in and survey the place, looking for someone with their head down and a beer mug in his hand. That's like the tell-tale sign that someone's drinking due too not getting any. And I see a red button-up shirt with brown pants and black shoes. He's got a cool-looking pomp hair style and some tan skin. He doesn't look half bad, but he certainly doesn't look like he's having a good time….. He's perfect! I walk over to him, and I introduce myself.
"Hi there!" I just say hi, I'm a pretty friendly girl, so it shouldn't be that hard to talk too guys. In order to be able to get with people, you kinda have to be friendly. No one wants to talk with no bitches or dickheads.
"Uhhh… Hi?" He says back to me. "Not that I'm complaining or nothing…but who're you?" He asks me. "And….are you talking too me?" Bruh. You're the only one at the bar!
"Yep. I'm talking too you champ. My name is Kyu, nice to meet you!" I say back to him, still trying to keep a friendly face about it.
"Oh…Well my name's James." James huh? Like James Bond? This dude should be getting tail on the regular! Oh God please don't tell me I have the wrong client already?!
"Nice to meet you James. You come here often?" I keep the conversation going. "Eh… when I have too I guess. Why're you here though?" He asks me. "Oh y'know, just having fun at the bar, getting a couple drinks, looking for some cute guys." I'm sure that line will get his attention.
"Seriously? I thought your name was already kinda weird, but aren't you a little young too be going to the bar?" A record scratch seriously just went off in my head…. I'm sorry what? I'M YOUNG?! Look at you dude! Your like fuckin' 19 or some shit! I'm over 300 years old!
"Oh sure….. My name is weird. That's nice of you too say. Thanks." really up-ing the sarcasm there.
"Sorry, sorry. It's just that… I'm not in the mood right now to be talking too girls." He said to me. That's when I knew…. He's my first victim. "Well your talkin too one now champ! You okay though? It looks like you're having a bit of trouble holding it together over there." I'm actually a little concerned for the guy. I mean he looks down, and I mean like genuinely down about something.
"Not really. My head hurts like hell, I'm just here too drink. So get lost." Damn! What an asshole. He must be REALLY down. "Sheesh….you don't have to be so-" I stop myself….remembering the mission at hand. He might be sort of a jerk. But….
"Wait….y'know what?...this could work. Yeah…Yeah! OH this is your lucky day buddy!" I knew it! I've found my first future babe magnet. "What? What are you talking about?" He asked me, looking pretty damn confused. "Look, I gotta go. But we'll meet again REAL soon? Ok? Niiiiiight!" Then I deliver a good kiss too his cheek, get up out of my seat, and take off.
The reasoning for that is because I need some of his DNA for the Huniebee 4.0. Yeah remember that little Cell Phone I told you about? That's how I get 'em. I touch my lips, use Virtual touch on my phone and download his DNA into the Huniebee. Says his name is James Monroe….hmmm…. this could be fun.
James's Perspective
Can someone please tell me what the fuck just happened? A random bar girl comes in, starts talking to me, kisses my cheek, and then leaves? What was in those drinks? Jesus. Ugh, I need to go home and rest. So I grab my shit, and head on home. My room is pretty standard. But I just have a few posters of some serious hotties here and there, a ceiling fan, a stereo system so I can listen to mah boi Mixmaster Trey, a service desk with a computer for….reasons other than schoolwork, a playbook just in case I need to study or freshen up so coach Withertail won't be on my ass, and a large King size bed. A King deserves a great bed, I get into my PJ's, and hop into bed.
The very next day….I shit you not….is some of the weirdest shit that has ever happened to me. As soon as the crack of Dawnwood greets my eyes… I hear this girlish voice in my room. "Rise n' Shine dude! We've got work to do!" I crack my eyes open, and I see this pink haired girl all up in my grill!
"YAH! What the hell?!" What the hell?! Who's this?! Why does she have pink hair?! How did she get into my room?! And seriously what kind of drugs were in those drinks last night?!