-Author's Notes -

I know it's been a while, but I decided to get back into writing continuing my crossover fanfics. I'll try to find time to work on this one, and hope to work on my older fanfics.

-Chapter 1: "The Wrong Dante."

It was night time in a small rural area. The feint sound of traffic in the distance could be heard. Among the rooftop of an apartment complex sat the figure of a man in red spandex and a signature red facemask. It was none other than Deadpool. He sat on the roof casually hanging and kicking his feet over the edge. He was doodling on a piece of paper while listening to music his ipad with a sticker that read "iPool" he begins to sing along.

"It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down it's Friday. Get paid, get bitches get … Oh hello! I didn't see you there. The name's Deadpool, but I'm sure most of you knew that which is why you are here to begin with. To bath in the glow that is my awesome and epic aura. ….. *Sniff sniff* Or in the scent of my failing sweat protection at least. Anyway, I bet most of you are wondering what a person like me is doing in a place like this. Well ever since I rekt the box office, work has slowed down considerably. I mean, did you see that shit? It's hard to top that. I was all like…."

He finally revealed his doodle which shows him shooting Ajax in the head while sexy female mutants watched on with lustful eyes and a lot of explosions in the background.

"Pew pew pewpewpew boom slice moist women and Michael Bay jizz everywhere! ….Ahem. Anyway, to fill time between movies, I decided to some low level crimes. Tonight, I feel like doing a little breaking and entering to pass the time. Nothing too major. Now let's get started."

With that he attached rope to his belt and began to repel down the side of the apartment's. About half way down, he singled out a window and slowly opened it and hoped in the apartment without making any noise. Inside the apartment was a small T.V. next to the door, a laptop on a coffee table in front of a couch, a Marine Corps banner hanging on a wall at the far side of the room, and a Katana set put on display on top of… … … Wait a second … THAT'S MY APARMENT!

"And boy is it not the only thing that needs a woman's touch, eh?"

Get out of my apartment, Deadpool!

"In a sec. This is a breaking and entering mission. I can't leave without finding something of value. Now let's see. Doo doo doo OH! What's this pile of papers?"

NOTHING! A boring work project. No need to-

"Ideas for future fanfics? Oh this will be good."

Wait, don't read those out lou-

" (King Bradly of Fullmetal Alchemist becomes a Sith in Star Wars.) Nice… (The Arbiter from Halo is requited into Commander Shepard's squad.) Fancy… (Someone who has yet to be named stars in a cross-over along with ….DANTE?) That half naked wanna be, but ain't gonna be from MvC3?"

Now hold on a second, Deadpool.

"That style point whoring, trench coat wearing prissy mama's boy who took my 'red to hide the bleeding' trope for himself?"

No it's not the same-

"BAH! I'll show that guy who makes Anakin Skywalker look like a manly man! No amount of cheap ports will keep me from upstaging him like a good Murican would do. Now watch this Mr, Narrator. Because yo dick isn't the only thing that's getting pooled tonight. CANNON BALL!"

Wait, Deadpool. You can just hop into my fanfic just like that aaaaaand he's gone. … … Gone into my fanfic. *Sigh.* So Deadpool is in my Dante's Inferno fanfic. … Well, ladies and gentlemen… a … Dante's Inferno fanfic featuring Deadpool. …Dante's Inferno with Deadpool? Deadpool's Inferno? I guess we'll call it that for now. So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Deadpool's Inferno." …May God help us.

-Chapter End-