Yeah my dear readers I'm surprised as you are with this second chapter, but truth be told I just couldn't resist after the idea Metratron85 (unintentionally) gave me.

So... THANKS A LOT!... WUAHAHAHAHA!

I sometimes hate when plot bunnies jump on you, don't we all?

Anyway, enjoy the rest of the story, hopefully it will be as funny as the first chapter.

A few hours into the mega horror movie marathon and seventeen pairs of pants later, Jade was laughing happily while Tori was getting more heart attacks with each film to the point the Latina was sure she'll be in need of a visit to nearby hospital by the end of the weekend.

"Jade! please, we already saw eleven horror movies!" Tori yelled out, "Haven't you had enough for one night?"

"NO!"

"Come on!" Tori whined, already at her wits end "I know I said I love everything about you but if I keep seeing so much gore I'm going to break up with you this instant!"

Her girlfriend simply snorted as they saw Chucky murdering yet another unsuspecting smuck "You won't"

"Oh yeah?" The brunette challenged "And how do you know that?"

"You said it yourself Vega" Jade smirked smugly "You love everything about me"

"Damn... She got me there" Tori though grudgingly "I do love her that much"

"But you know what?" The Goth asked airily while removing the DVD "I do see your point, so much gore can't be good for the mind"

"Oh thank God!"

"And honestly watching you pee yourself isn't so funny anymore" Jade said snickering "Seriously Vega, you should consider getting yourself some adult diapers"

"JADE!"

The Thespian laughed uncontrollably, she just loved seeing Tori blush. It made her look even more sexy.

Not that she would ever say that out loud.

"Can we please see something else?!" Tori asked frantically "You know, something that won't gimme any long mental scars!"

"Fine, fine" Jade agreed, looking at the selection in her bag "I suppose we can watch something mild"

The tanned girl sighs in relief at hearing that "Thank you"

After several seconds Jade took a movie out, "Ah here's one" She then handed her choice so Tori could see, which of course resulted in her jar dropping comically.

"YOU CALL THIS MILD?!"

"Yes Vega" The pale girl replied back "Believe it or not Invader Zim is one of the few DVD's that I own where there's hardly any blood in it, come on you like cartoons don't you?" She asked teasingly "So sit back and relax, we're going to watch my favourite episode, Dark Harvest"

"But... But... Jade, you haven't, screamed, jumped or not even wazzed yourself once!" Tori yelled out desperately "Isn't that enough proof that you're hardcore?!"

Jade scoffs "Hardly, I seen these movies more times than Trina has been rejected for a role, I know how they end, in fact these are just a pre-show for the actual horror movies we're going to watch later tonight"

"Actual... Horror movies?" Tori parroted, her left eye twitching uncontrollably.

The Goth nodded exitedly "Yup, I told you I brought fifty movies with me Vega, what we seen so far? 1408, Shutter Island, Poltergeist, The Saw games, The Shinning, Carrie, Jaws and No Exit? Those are the films that have given me a good night rest... What we'll we watching tonight is stuff I haven't seem yet, so it's sure to be a thousand times more horrific, disturbing, not to mention disgusting."

Tori could see her lover's green eyes sparkle with exitement, she usually liked to see that since it was a sign of happiness, something Jade rarely ever showed, but in this case? It gave her nothing but grief.

"Just imagine it Vega, All the creative deaths, gore and disembodied human parts that's instore for us tonight!... I can't wait! It's going to be like Christmas morning!... Which reminds me... I think I got the Krampus movies somewhere in my bag"

As Jade began to search for said movie, Tori was having a mini-meltdown.

"Oh I can't take this anymore!" She thought terrified of what else her girlfriend had planned for them to watch later tonight "I'm already going to have everlasting nightmares after what I already witnessed, if I watch anything else I'm going to enter myself into an insane asylum!... I got to think a way out of it!"

"Ah ha! Found you!"

As soon as Jade found the movie; she puts it on the coffee table for later viewing, Right now there was another creature that needed to amuse her, so she pressed the play button on the remote, all the while she was grinning evilly "Come on Zim, time for you to steal some organs!"

"My Girlfriend is insane!" Tori groaned mentally "Yeah... I need to device a plan to get out of any more horror movies before I end up in a permanent coma... Think Tori... For the sake of your sanity... Think!"

After an hour or so the Thespian yawns, since they haven't moved from the couch in several hours, her body began to ache, so it was pretty obvious, at least to her annoyance and Tori's relief that their horror marathon would need to be put on hold.

"You know what Vega?" Jade asked, stifling another yawn "If we're going to watch these pieces of terror art later tonight then I suppose we'll need some sleep, neither of us have gotten any shut eye since I got here"

"And whose fault is that?"

"Pardon me if I'm wrong but who was cowering under her bedsheets just a few hours ago, umm?" Jade shot back "So it's not like I was interrupting your beauty sleep"

"That's not what I meant and you know it!"

"Whatever the case, we need to hit the hay for a few hours" Jade snapped "Because if you fall asleep on me after dinner, you won't be getting any kisses from me for a week!"

"Oh now that just borders on cruel and unsual!" The brunette bellowed indignantly "Ok, you win!"

"I always do"

"What about the time when I crowned you prome queen and your handsome... King took you into his arms..."

"Finish that sentence and I swear you'll wake up with the head of your favourite doll next to you Vega!" The Goth threatened darkly.

"Was that a Godfather reference?" Tori asked out of the blue. "Because if it is, it's kinda predictable don't you think?"

"Huh... You know I didn't see the connection until you told me Tor" Jade said "There may be hope for you yet Vega" She then got closer to the tired Latina, whispering in her ear "Got any more movie references in that pretty little head of yours?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

The Goth began to tease her girlfriend by sucking on her ear, Tori's favourite spot "Actually I would"

She began to giggle pleasantly, The tanned girl always turned into a puddy when Jade was tickling her "Oh I wish we could do this instead"

Her eyes shut closed at the pleasure she was feeling, and it was at that moment that Tori's mind went into overdrive "Oh screw movie night... Time to give this couch some action!"

"Jade... Do we really need to watch all those horror movies?" She asked innocently as she gave the Goth her puppy dog eyes.

Something her scary lover had developed an immunity to, so she rolled her eyes exasperatedly "Yes, you aren't getting out of our time together! So don't even try giving me any pleading stare or any other crap you have in mind, we are not stopping until I get my mojo back!"

"Ok then" Tori said in mock surrender, that is until she got up from the couch, to show her girlfriend her very shapely ass "Oops, I drop something"

"Don't bullshit me Vega" Jade snapped "You didn't drop anything!"

A pair of (clean) pink panties drop the the floor seconds later, Tori then pick them up sensually, swinging said underwear in her finger, a mischievous smile on her tanned face "Oh yeah? Then what do you call this?"

"That's a big pair of undies" Jade said, trying to not lose her composure.

"Humph!"

The Half Latina, cleverly used her panties as a scrunchie, so she could put her hair into a ponytail.

Too bad we still have to watch tons and tons of scary movies" Tori whispered sexily "Otherwise someone could help me take the rest of this heavy nightgown off"

"I know what your planning Tori" Jade growled, crossing her arms "And it's not going to work!"

Tori then began humming her the scissoring' theme "Just imagine, with a pair of scissors you could cut the G-String and I wouldn't have anything to cover myself with, I'd be at your mercy... All night"

"Still not goIng to work!" She hissed angrily "Why the fuck am I trying to resist this?!"

"Oh... Jade" Tori sang her name sweetly "Today is the day the scissoring premiered right?... Wouldn't it be nice for us to Celebrate with a bang... Over and over.. And over?"

That did it, the Goth lost the war, her mind wanted to see more horror movies but her kitty wanted Tori.

Very, very bad.

So she grabbed the Latina into her arms bridal style "Well I suppose I proven my point" Jade said hungrily "I am pretty fearless"

Tori snickered victoriously "That... You are, but why don't you show me how much strength you have in you... After all, the night... Day... Morning is still young... We can sleep later, right now I want breakfast... How about the Jade West special?"

"You got it"

Jade then ran to the second floor of the house with Tori in her arms.

The destination? The young Vega's room.

"If I had done this to begin with I would have saved myself this night from hell"

As soon as they arrived, Tori stared at her door stupefied "Jade?"

"Yeah?"

"Why does my bedroom door has the number 1408 on it?"

"Oh... I put it there"

"WHY?!"

"Why not?"

"Take it down!" The angry Latina ordered "After the movie you made me watch there's no chance in hell I'm having sex in any room with those bad luck numbers! Take it down NOW! Or I swear you won't be getting to pet my kitty ever again!"

"All right, all tight!" She conceded "You're no fun"

"How did you even managed to put that there?!" Tori asked "We been in my living room all the time!"

Jade smirked teasingly as she took down the numbers "Wouldn't you like to know?"

"I don't care anymore" Tori said tiredly "Just do me and you better do a damn good job at it!"

"Oh trust me Vega, by the time I'm done with you I'll have you howling my name."

"We'll see West, we'll see"

All weekend long several neighbors called the police with reports of a weird creature howling what they could only describe as a pained, out of this world name which they believed was...

"JADE!"

It's done, I'm no writing anymore for this story, so I ask in advance... No more plot bunnies!

Aside from that, I sure had fun with this, mostly because when Tori has a meltdown I think it's sexy and clearly Jade shares that feeling.

For those who aren't fans of Invader Zim, Dark Harvest is considered the darkest episode of the series since is about Zim stealing several human organs FROM KIDS and most likely killed a few, it is even stated that it's the first time he acted like a "monster" which in my opinion would be something right up Jade's liking.

For those of you who aren't into horror movies, 1408 revolves around a hotel room which is hinted to be "the room from hell" it's actually a film based on a short story by Stephen King, which I recommend.

I know Jaws isn't exactly a horror movie, more of a thriller but I happen to think that Tori would still be scared of the damn shark, I mean who wouldn't be, right?"

Anyway, what did you guys think of Tori cleverly getting out of "movie night"? Did anyone see it coming?

Once again, thanks to Metatron85 for the idea.

See you all in my next Jori story.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.