TAGS/WARNINGS: Q/James Bond, Q/James Bond/Alec Trevelyan, James Bond/Alec Trevelyan, John Watson/Sherlock Holmes. Q, James Bond, Alec Trevelyan, Jim Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Eve Moneypenny, M, Mallory. Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Threats, Pining, BAMF Q, Violence, Friendship

Each of the chapters of this is a one-shot stand alone that is part of the bigger series unless the author notes says otherwise. I will be putting the prompt that each goes with & year it falls within the timeline. Feel free to leave prompts in reviews,

Prompt: "Have you lost your damn mind!?" Bropt Eve & Q

Timeline: 2012 (exact date to be determined)


When Bond gets caught by the group he is supposed to be dealing with, it is Q who watches and listens. Anger flaring hot through his system as he considers the circumstances around it. This is the third agent they have lost to that group, the fifth one to get caught and he's tired of it. So he is going to do something about it. Right now.

He is quiet as he flies through his office and his lab collecting what he needs and making all the arrangements. He doesn't say anything to anyone as he does it, though he can feel Eve, Mallory, and Tanner's eyes on him.

"What do you think you are doing?" Mallory finally demands.

"I am going to do what the double-ohs apparently can't." he replies as he presses the button on the lift. As it is going down, he puts in his ear wig and changes out his glasses. As soon as the new ones are on, he activates them.

A moment later the lens in front of his left eye starts scrolling tiny code, making him thankful for his excellent near sighted vision and ability to read code so easily. When he gets to the ground floor, he unlocks the car that is meant for the double-ohs use, gets in and shuts the door.

Eight hours later he is where he needs to be, parking the car, climbing out and taking the safety off his guns before tucking it out of sight. Time to deal with the problems in a way he doesn't prefer.

"Unlock all electronic doors and windows," he murmurs as he moves closer, "Hello," he calls out to the guard, "I'm looking for Sharon Moran." He knows there will be an automatic reaction, and there is, they jump into action, patting him down roughly but not finding the guns that he carefully tucked or any of the other useful tools he hid on his body. This suit was one of his better creations.

"Who the hell are you?" someone demands, as he taken into the building, his glasses still flowing a non-stop stream of information about ever person and the building they are in.

He just smiles, and when they get to the room with the person he wants, his smile grows.

"You!" the person next to him howls, "You're a MI6 agent, no wait, MI5. What are you doing here?"

"You have something that belongs to me, I've come to fetch it back." He replies with a slight curve of his lips.

"Tony Alan Moran, Sharon Moran, Jake Taylor, Ethan Nealson," he begins eyes falling on each as he speaks before continuing on, listing every person he has seen in the building when he is done, he states quite clearly, "You have two choices: the first is hand over my property. All of it. Now. The second is die."

Absolute silence fills the room for several long moments before noise breaks out all around him.

Doesn't matter, it tells him what he needs to know. Before any of them have a chance to do any damage to him, he strikes out. A quick bit of sleight of hand and both of his handguns are out. Less than a second later holes are blossoming in foreheads as he fires off and moves before they even think to react. He is faster than they expect, and deadlier, because he was an agent before he was the quartermaster, but he didn't like being in the field, so as soon as a tech position came open, he applied and started working his way up the ranks.

The bodies hit the floor with heavy thuds and he doesn't bother looking around, instead he uses his glasses and the information they provide to find the agents, well the three that are still alive, the other two were found dead weeks after they were caught.

"R. I need at least two medical evacuation teams and a cleanup crew to my location immediately." He states clearly as he switches his ear wig to communications.

"Sir, I must inform you that Miss Moneypenny will be there shortly, she had to collect her gear before leaving." R informs him.

He smiles as the lens flashes with the fact she is already here according to the GPS in her ear wig, "She's here already."

"Have you lost your damn mind!?" is the first thing that escapes her lips as she comes in, stopping and staring at what he has done. "How?"

"I wasn't always a computer tech," he replies with a shrug, "Unlike you, it didn't take a suspension for me to know I didn't want field work. I belonged to MI5 originally, had fun with it, for a time, but I prefer the crafting and commanding to taking orders and being in the field. I prefer being able to hack to having to rely on others."

She surprises him when she gives him a hug, tightly holding him for a minute before stepping back. "We're going to have a really long talk when we get back about what you don't hide from your friends."

Chuckling, he answers, "Sure we will." The lens changes to notify him that the crews are here, "The teams are here to clean things up, want to ride back with me?"

Smirking, she nods, and the two of them leave as the building is flooded with agents to deal with the mess and get the double-ohs medical attention.


I've updated my publishing schedule, I will still update one or two stories on Saturday, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The stories that will be updated depend on the day:
Saturday: Gift for John, Choices, Right Decision, Clandesitne, Changes, All the Powers That Be
Monday: Patron, Lost and Found, Baker Street Polyamory, Kingsman Academy, Oral Fixation, Daughter
Wednesday: Seeking, Trial & Error, Healing, Distraction, Learning to Live, Fae Born
Friday: Stillness in Silence, Recruited, Changes Continue, Unexplained, Unusual Relationship, Blessed

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