Pack o' Marlboro Lights please…

Standing in line

To buy some cigs tonight

And there's a fight on

At the store…

Faye just knocked Jet out

Because he said she

Was a whore…

Ed is a pain,

She's got her socks on and

Now she is skating

Round the floor…

Bitch Slap, Tin Can,

Mad Kid, Sore hand.

Damn that bitch

Faye's such a little hussy…

Chewed out Jet

Because he was too fussy

Couldn't pick

'Tween strawberry or flossy

So she slapped him

Damn that bitch is bossy…

Trifle, Cheese cake,

Custard, Mistake

Standing in line

To buy some cigs tonight

And there's a fight on

At the store…

Faye just knocked Jet out

Because he said she

Was a whore…

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

Handbags, Fresh Fish,

Dog Food, Soap Dish

Throwing things

She hit me in the elbow

Cans and bottles

Flying through the window

"Cut this out wench

Calm down when I say so!

Leave the cashier,

What the hell'dyou mean no?

Tampons, Biscuits,

Diapers, Nes-kwik.

Standing in line

To buy some cigs tonight

And there's a fight on

At the store…

Faye just knocked Jet out

Because he said she

Was a whore…

Ed is a pain,

She's got her socks on and

Now she is skating

Round the floor…

All I want's a cigarette

Can't take this anymore…

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Oooh… pack o' Marlboro lights please

Standing in line

To buy some cigs tonight

And there's a fight on

At the store…

Faye just knocked Jet out

Because he said she

Was a whore…

Ed is a pain,

She's got her socks on and

Now she is skating

Round the floor…

All I want's a cigarette

Can't take this anymore…

Standing in line

To buy some cigs tonight

And there's a fight on

At the store…

Faye just knocked Jet out

Because he said she

Was a whore…