"Gin-chan! Look what Soyo got me!" exclaimed Kagura as she rushed into the living room of Odd Jobs. "It's a Laptop! It looks pretty cool, right?"

Gin gave her his usual disinterested look, and said "Oi, try not to stumble upon a virus or a pedophile or something." However, he realized that now that there was a laptop in his house, that he didn't need all of his erotic magazines and videos, since he could just find them online. Gin grabbed a trash bag, and quickly ran to his room to gather all of his pornography as fast and as inconspicuously as possible, so he could sell it to an erotic shop to make some extra money. (For Pachinko, of course!)

"Gin-chan, why do you have a trash bag? It's not even trash day yet." said Kagura, as Gin walked out of his room with said trash bag.

"It's never too early to dispose of trash, ehehehe…" replied Gin, nervously. Despite his demeanor shouting "Suspicious!", Kagura bought the explanation, and went off to browse the internet on her new laptop. Gin quickly ran outside, and made his way to the nearest erotic shop that he could find.

When Gin got back (with approximately 2550円 earned from selling his porn), Kagura was on the laptop, looking confused.

"Uh, Gin-chan? You miiiiiiight want to take a look at this site…." Gin looked at the url of the site.

" , huh? Isn't this the place where teenage girls write about guys kissing each other and getting pregnant?" asked Gin.

"I don't know, but I found a bunch of stories about us," replied Kagura. "Here's the one that I was just about to read."

Odd Jobs sAVES the Day

"Huh, what a surprisingly bland title," said Gin.

By Koolkid420

"That kid doesn't seem cool, judging from his name…."

Synopsis: Odd Jobs fites a big amanto and saves kabukicho nd edo. Read and review plz.

"I don't think that ever happened, not since that fight with that Renho Mothership," said Kagura.

It was a boring day at odd jobs. Gin was lat with rent as usual. Shinpachi was weering his glases. Kagura was eating some seeweed.

"No shit, Sherlock!" exclaimed Gin. "That's pretty much every day here!"

"I'm so bored" sed kagura. "I kno rite?" said shinpaci. "I wish tht we had sumthin to do" sad Gin. All of a suden, a big amato attaked. It killed teh shinsengumi and joy rebeles.

"This guy sucks at spelling. How the hell does he even function?"

"oh shiiit" sed shinpaci as he shitted his hakama (AN: Hakama is Jpanese clothes).

"Classic Shinpachi," said Kagura.

Kagua screamed "oh no!" and began to cry.

"Oh come on! I'd probably kick that thing's ass in a minute!"

Luckilt, gin jumped nd beat up thw monster with his sword, nd saved the day! Aftr, he made out with otae and tsukyo and sachan and even kubei!

BAM! Kagura shoved Gin's face into the floor. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU FUCKING FOUR TIMER!" she shouted at the bleeding mass of flesh that was Gin's face. "I NEVER DID ANY OF THIS SHIT! IT'S CALLED FAN FICTION! FAN FICTION!" shouted Gin, who was in major pain.

All of a sudden, the doorbell rang.

"Good Morning!" said Shinpachi, as he walked into the Odd Jobs building, but as soon as he saw Kagura beating the shit out of Gin, he knew it was going to be one of those days.