Judy poked her head through the beaded entrance, with me following suite. The Oasis was quite a zen kind of place, with lots of decorations, the lighting very dim and not many lights all in all. I strolled casually behind her, as we walked up to the front reception desk, where a yakwas meditating and humming, flies buzzing around him.

Ew, this guy is in desperate need of a shower, I thought, lookinng at the guy with a calm face.

"Hello?" Judy said, in a whispery voice. She needs to speak up to be heard, considering the buzzing of the flies in his ears and his insistant humming. If you could call it that.

Yep, she needs to speak up, I confirmed, as his humming intensified.

"Um, hello?" she tried again, making my smirk unintentionally grow wider. She just needed to say it firmer, what was taking her so long? No matter, I was in need of some more entertainment.

"Hello? Hello!" the bunny cried, as the yak coughed slightly, interupting his consistent humming.

He shook himself roughly, parting the dreadlocks covering his face from our view. Wow, his eyes are smaller than I thought.

"Hello!" Judy chirped, as I felt my brain force my eyes not to roll skywards. She really was just too naïve, if this happened to me, I would have been really frustrated. Of course I would never show it, and come to think of it I wouldn't be too frustrated. It was just if I was in the bunny's shoes.

"I'm-"

"Oh you know, I'm gonna hit the pause button right there," Yax said in a lazy voice, "cus' we're all good on bunny scout cookies,"

Yep, I need all my wits about me, I thought biting the inside of my cheek trying not to snicker a t this comment. I just kept my eyes on the yak's face, knowing that if I glanced briefly at the rabbit I would burst out into fits of laughter. Maybe it wasn't that bad that I had gotten into this situation, it sure was proving fun. She was just too gullible.

"Uhhh, nooo," Judy replied in slight confusion.

What? They don't have enough bunny scout cookies? Oh shut up brain, I can't hold this in!

"I'm Officer Hopps, ZPD," she bounced back, as I kept staring at the fly ridden yak who looked quite clueless and innocent. Perfect hustler. For the perfect hustle.

"I'm looking for a mammal, Emmett Otterton, right here," she said, pulling a picture out of her pocket and handing it over to the yak, who eagerly took it, batting a dreadlock out of his gaze.

"Who frequented the establishment,"

Wow, isn't that a mouthful for such a tiny mouth, my mind sniggered at how her statement sounded more like a question. But of course, that must have been on purpose. Of course!

The yak breathed in deeply, and for a second I thought that he could actually recognise the otter. That thought was washed away by the large sneeze that followed the yak's gasped, as my good mood got even better at Judy's flinch. I fixed my tie which had been blown awry by the yak's sneeze, really only to peek at Judy's giant flinch, trying to bundle up. I smirked again, looking back up at the yak.

"Yeah, ol' Emmett," he chuckled, "haven't seen him in a couple o' weeks," he handed back the picture, which Judy hastily took back.

Need some hand sanitizer for that, Carrots? I felt like saying, as she quickly tucked it away again, probably hoping to have as little contact with it as a dung beetle brew.

"But hey, you should talk to his yoga instructor, I'd be happy to take ya back," he said, walking away from his post behind the reception desk.

Oh this is too good to be true! He's going to take us inside! And cottontail hasn't even realised what these guys are! I can't wait for this reaction, I should really get this on tape for one of those Marlin Webb Vines! I thought, as Judy looked back at me in excitement, completely unaware of the yak's rear end that was completely naked. I just smiled back, trying to keep the tease out of it, waiting for her reaction at seeing a naked mammal. In public.

"Oh thank you so much! I would really appreciate it more than you can imagine," she sped up, really talking to me more than him. And then-

"OooOO you are naked!" she shielded her eyes between two paws, the shock clear on her face. I really was enjoying this to the moon and back, I will never take for granted the situations I get into! Ever again! It's like what mum told me, take a situation and squeeze out all you can get for your money's worth! Or, something like that.

"Huh? I, for sure we're a naturalist club!" he laughed in the most dorkiest way, turning back to open the door. I couldn't hold it in any longer, I just had to speak.

"Yeah, in Zootopia, any one can be anything," I said, in a more hushed tone, stooping down to her level and gazing at her with satisfacted eyes. "These guys, they be naked," I whispered, as the bunny covered her head, her gaze panicked as she hesitanty turned arouond to the opened door. This was so fun, I haven't felt like this since I was a kit!

"Nangi's just on the other side of the Pleasure Pool!" Yax stated, as Judy's eyes widened even bigger than a blueberry pie.

Ironic, I'm having quite a lot of pleasure myself, I smirked leaning back up, and eyeing all the nude animals, then back to Judy, who had covered her mouth in shock. Always take a situation and make the most out of it. Well, I have an idea. Might get her off the case, and might save her getting hurt. Hopefully.

"Does this make you uncomfortable because if so there's no shame in calling it quits," I cooed, bending down again and eyeing her suggestively.

"Yes there is," she hissed back at me, sending a predator glare and stomping off after Yax.

Welp, that failed.

Oh hush! There is still more chances, just have to be patient.

"Boy, that's the spirit," I stated sarcastically, following her angry figure. Might as well savour her reaction then.

"Yeah, so animals think that naturalist life is weird," Yax started saying, as the pair caught up to him. Judy eyes a jaguar licking its hind leg, which, to be completely honest was kind of, er, weird.

"But you know what I say is weird? Clothes on animals!" the bunny looked at a girraffe bending over to drink, cringing at the sight. I inwardly laughed, as my poker face stayed plastered to my fur. Well, it is stll quite fun. I mean, who would want this entertainment to end?

You should stop her from getting hurt! This world won't be any nicer to a bunny than to a f-

Shut up, brain! No one needs your advice!

"Here we go," Yax concluded, as I looked up, brushing my inward battle off. At least you didn't know about that from the outside, unlike Judy's eyelids that were screwed shut, trying not to look at the elephant that was doing some complicated yoga moves.

"As you can see, Nangi's an elephant, and she'll totally remember everything," the yak said, face us as he backed up, proceeding to turn back to the elephant.

"Hey Nangi, these dudes have some questions about Emmett the Otter," Yax said, addressing the elephant who's legs were splayed out, making Judy's head duck down, the photo of Emmett Otterton hiding her view of Nangi's… Well, just from Nangi in a whole.

Keep your eyes on her head fox. This is as uncomfortable for you than for her.

Yeah, but it's worth it, I said to myself, glancing down at how awakward the bunny looked. Yep, too good to be true.

"Who?" the elephant replied.

"Uh, Emmett Otterton, who has been coming to your yoga class for like, six years," the yak said, giving the elephant some information, to jog her memory.

Woah, six years? Committed guy.

"I have no memory of this beaver," was all she said, looking back up from Yax.

"He's an otter, actually," Judy said tentatively, having the strength to look up from behind her cover.

Just what I was going to say, Carrots. She is obviously not the sharpest claw in the pack, I thought, giving her some credit.

"He was here a couple o' Wednesday's ago, remember that Nangi?" Yax pressed, his head following hers as she shifted yoga positions, so she was flashing a different part of her… figure.

"Nope,"

Wow, she really doesn't seem to be trying to remember. Welp, better for us, or, err, me.

"Yeah, he was wearing a green cable knit sweater vest, and a new pair of cordewoid slacks. Oh, and a paisly tie, sweet with the knot, real tight," he drifted off a little, as Judy hastily grabbed her notebook and pen. The pen I needed. The sooner the better.

Okay hurry up and gather the information! We gotta go!

Hush, I want more reactions!

Whatever.

"Remember that Nangi?" he prodded again, and the same answer came.

"No,"

"Yeah, we both walked him out, and he got into the big ol' white car, with a silver trim. Needed a tune up," he said thoughtfully, "the third cylinder wasn't firing,"

Unlike your brain, which is fired up even though you somehow don't realise it, was what I felt like saying.

"Remember that Nangi?"

"Nope,"

Another new position! How does this elephant do this! She's probably more flexible than me!

"Oh, you didn't happen to catch the license plate number. Did you?" Judy asked, as I looked down to see she was taking more notes. I'm surprised I didn't realise, I guess I was just too distracted with this elastic of an elephant.

"Oh for sure! It was 29THD03," he said, as I looked down from staring at the elephants grand performance. I just managed to see Judy scribble it in to her notepad, and echo it after the yak.

"Wow, this is a lot of great info, thank you," she said excitedly, forgetting all the naked animals around her.

"Told you Nangi's mind is like a steel trap. Oh I wish I had a memory like an elephant," he said, looking at Nangi in amazement.

I wish I had a memory like me, and only me, I thought to myself, as we all stared back at Nangi, who was in yet again another yoga position, unaware of anything that had just occurred just now.

Either zen, or gone.

Hello everyone! I hope you liked this, and yes I am very sorry for not updating in what, forever? Yeah forever. I hope this was somewhat a good representation, even though I probably didn't do the best at it, considering Nick didn't do too many things except stare happily at Judy, so I tried to expand on that.

As much as a paw-sibbly could.

Okay, enough with the puns.

I hope you liked this, and I'll try to update more often. Just, I have a lot of stories. Also please check out Shock and Collars, which is my main Zootopia story which I should work more on too.

Ehhh.

Anyway, until next time, Carrots!

P.S Pop a review right down vvvvvvvvvvvvvv there. It would really be appreciated! Cheers!