A/N: Haikyuu! (Kagehina) - 18: "Call me that one more time, and see what happens." prompt on tumblr! this one got a bit odd hehe, but this couple is odd in every way.

Kageyama The Tickle Titan

Pairing: KageHina

"Hehehe, you're so tall Kageyama!" Hinata hummed happily as he sat on Kageyama's shoulders while he was being carried around, just randomly. They were taking a stroll around the park, and Hinata had suggested him to carry him for a bit, something he had always wanted him to do. So fine, why not.

"Yeah yeah, for how long do you wanna sit there anyway?" Kageyama asked, looking up at his boyfriend. Hinata didn't reply but just smiled happily, his eyes sparkling when he saw the beautiful sight from so high.

"It's so incredible I can be this high! You're like a giant!" Hinata said, giggling happily.

"Stop it," Kageyama muttered, not liking where this was going with the nicknames.

"But from up here I realize even more what a big person you are Kageyama! And with your scary personality, hehe, how about a titan from Attack on Titan? You're totally one!" Hinata laughed, playfully tapping his hands against Kageyama's head.

"A titan? Call me that one more time, and see what happens." Kageyama clenched his hands around Hinata's ankles for a brief moment, and the redhead looked down at him in wonder.

"Titan?" he said, a bit confused. Oh, he did it. Kageyama walked towards the first nearby tree and forced Hinata into the air.

"Omgwhaaat what are you doing!" The tiny guy yelped and flailed his limbs hysterically, but was soon forced to wrap his arms around the thick branch of the tree so he wouldn't fall.

"You can stay up there," Kageyama sighed. Passengers stopped and mumbled things at the strange sight of the weird couple. It wasn't an every day sight: a tall guy putting a smaller guy up into a tree.

"Stupid Kageyama! Get me down now!" Hinata protested, kicking his legs and holding onto the tree for his dear life.

"Not when you're calling me a titan," Kageyama said with halfhearted anger.

"But you are!" Hinata was stupid enough to say that.

"Titans are evil and ugly!" Kageyama barked.

"But so are you!" Hinata barked back like the stubborn kid he was. Well, of course he didn't mean that. Kageyama was anything but ugly.

"Well, except the ugly part then! But you are evil, here, look at what you've done!" Hinata cried out, still hanging in the tree.

"Evil you say? Well… maybe you are right," Kageyama said, slowly thinking up a most evil idea. He reached up and grabbed both Hinata's exposed sides, fingers digging in to tickle.

"Waaahahha K-Kageyamahaaa! I'm g-gonna fahahall!" Hinata hysterically swayed his legs back and forth before lifting them and wrapping them around the branch as well, causing him to hang there like a monkey.

"No you won't, you'll just laugh," Kageyama said dryly, reaching up both arms so he could tickle his sides and ribs. He made sure both his hands were holding onto him firmly so he wouldn't fall, but this didn't keep him from wiggling his fingers against his boyfriend's ticklish sides.

"S-stohohop it!" Hinata cried, shaking his head heavily and desperately holding onto the tree. The tree wasn't even that high, but just high enough that could cause him an uncomfortable smack to the ground if he would let go.

"Tickle tickle! Here comes the titan!" Kageyama said with an evil voice, walking his fingers down Hinata's sides to his hips. Hinata squealed and his legs let go of the tree in an attempt at kicking away Kageyama's hands.

"AAhahaaha no stop p-please!" he yelled when this failed completely, causing him to hang there again with his legs kicking in the air. Kageyama noticed his shirt that had ridden up and used this chance to claw at his exposed tummy, eliciting more hysterical pleas and giggles from his teammate.

"He-hehehelp!" Hinata shrieked when a couple of playing kids stopped to watch them, but they only laughed and pointed at him. One of the boys even threw a ball at him and it bounced perfectly off his butt. Well that was humiliating.

"Tickle him! Tickle him!" they encouraged. God… Hinata laughed and squealed hysterically, his face burning because of both the embarrassment and his endless laughing fit.

"Ahahalright y-you're nohohot a titan! You're an ahahangel!" Hinata forced out between gasps and giggles, and his entire body shook heavily when Kageyama's fingers dug into the flesh right by his belly button.

"Mmmhmh p-please stop!" he gasped, his arms trembling and he almost failed to hold onto the branch.

"Tell me again? What am I?" Kageyama asked, squeezing his tiny waist with his huge hands.

"T-the best boyfriend in the world!" Hinata yelled, blushing when people laughed at this.

"Alright." Kageyama stopped the torture, grabbed his sides firmly and pulled him off the tree, settling him back onto his shoulders. Hinata panted and immediately wrapped his arms around his neck for balance.

"T-that was-" he wheezed and leaned with his chin on Kageyama's head.

"M-mean…" he finished, still catching his breath while laughing people watched them continue their way.

"Nope, that was deserved, you little shrimp," Kageyama said, lightly scratching Hinata's arches while he carried him. It was Hinata's own fault for being ticklish everywhere.

"Hng stop it!" Hinata held tightly onto him and brought his trembling hands to Kageyama's neck. Kageyama gulped when he proceeded to tickle his exposed neck, and he bent forward, fighting to keep his balance.

"S-stop it Hinata y-you dumbass!" he giggled, but Hinata was now effectively tickling Kageyama's neck, a satisfied smirk on his face. That's right, he himself was pretty ticklish as well. Damn!

"That's what you get for calling me a shrimp!" Hinata said, beaming with confidence now he could pay him back, and for the remainder of their way, a tickle fight continued while Hinata kept his luxurious position on Kageyama's shoulders.