Disclaimer: As always, I don't own Victorious, that's property of Dan Schneider, simple as that, I also don't own "Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll" or the music video "Bang Bang" that show/song belongs to FX, not that we didn't already knew that, but I still gotta say it for legal reasons, live everyone else on this site.

Author Notes: Even though the season is already over, I wasn't ready to let go of this crossover just yet, so after browsing the net for a while, I came across as interesting piece of clothing, one that every Gigi fan would probably love to have, which eventually spawned yet another idea.

Because there is no bigger Gigi/Jade fan than Tori, am I right?

Jade West entered the apartment she shared with her girlfriend, holding the mail in her hands as she made her way towards the dining room.

"Bill... Bill... Chain letter... My subscription to kill all humans... Another royalty check for my songs" Jade muttered as she went through her correspondence "These are going to come in handy for the wedding"

Eventually the former Goth came across a box, which was meant for...

"Tori?" She inspected the package somewhat curiously, since she wasn't aware that the Half-Latina had ordered anything. "I wonder"

Before the Thespian could satisfy her curiosity, Tori entered the apartment.

"Jade! I'm home!"

She internally cursed her luck, but on the outside the pale woman spoke so her girlfriend knew of her presence "In here, Vega!"

The brunette entered the room. "Oh good, you got the mail! Anything for me?"

"Just this" Jade said, showing her the package.

She didn't expect for her future wife to squeal excitedly "YAY! IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE!"

Tori snatched the box from the other woman's hands.

"What's in that thing Vega?" Jade grunted, not enjoying in the slightest that her fiancé unceremoniously took the package from her hands, in the process dropping everything else in her hands, which of course she had to pick up.

"I been waiting for this for weeks!" Tori yells out happily, not paying attention to her lover "Man, the post office is sloooooooow!"

"Again... What's in the fucking box, you dork?!"

Tori made a little dance, unaware of how foolish she seemed, making Jade's dork 'insult' somewhat true.

"Hey! Hey! MOTHERFUCKING HEY!"

At last, the half-Latina payed attention to her girlfriend "No need to use that potty mouth"

"Potty mouth?" Jade parroted mockingly "What are you Vega? Five?"

"You can be a gank all you want baby" Tori said with a wide smile "I'm too happy to let your attitude ruin this for me"

"And what, pray tell has you smiling like the Cheshire Cat?" Jade inquired with a raised eyebrow.

The tanned woman's smile just became bigger "You'll see"

She then ran towards their bedroom, with the package in her hands, but not before shouting back at her perplexed fiancé.

"Put your song Bang Bang on"

"Oh hell no, I'm sick of that song!" Jade snapped. "I sang other things you know? Why don't you listen to something else?"

"Just do it West!"

"She's going to masturbate to my voice again, I just know it" Jade groaned "Maybe she was all ecstatic because she got a vibrator."

Bang bang, I want it
Shoot me down and I want it
When I tell him that I want it
He says "Louder!"

Onice again, on Tori's request "More like demand" Jade has her hand over her eyes, exasperated as she listened to the very lyrics her own voice sang as the computer played her music video, she didn't need to see it, after so many times she had memorised every moment of it to the point Jade was sure could even see it in her damn dreams.

"All thanks to Vega"

"Oh Jade" Tori sung sexily "I got a surprise for you"

"What ever it is, it better damn well be worth hearing my song for the trillion time in a row.

"Aw come on baby, I'm just so proud of you" Tori says smiling "Bang Bang makes you look hot... And when you look hot... I feel hot and when that happens... I wear very little"

The Thespian finally removed her hand from her face. "Goddamn her pregnancy has made Vega extremely horny"

Jade turned to face her fiancé, only to be greeted by an unexpected sight, Tori was wearing a very dark, very tight shirt.

Only a shirt.

Which meant that Jade could look down on those very tanned sexy legs, taking her time looking up until she finally meet the hungry eyes of her deviant lover.

"Vega... What are you wearing?"

"You like it?" She teased sexily "Now I can have you close to my heart"

Tori was wearing a black T-Shirt, that wasn't was surprised Jade, she has seen the Half-Latina wearing black clothing before, what did surprise her was what or rather who was on the shirt.

The Thespian saw herself, technically speaking Gigi siting on the word "Bang" in big white letters while another "Bang" was behind her, this time in red, it seemed the shirt made a reference to the music video since the corner of the words somewhat resembled broken glass, Gigi was wearing some knee boots, showing some skin, looking intently ahead.

Tori grinned Seductively, walking towards her lover "There's just one thing missing"

"And that is?" Jade croacked.

The brunette got a sharpie out of panties "Would Gigi care to sign the shirt for little old me?"

"A fan, are you?"

"The biggest"

"Fine" Jade rolls her eyes, signing the shirt as her alter ego Gigi, a tiny red heart next the name.

"Oh... A heart!" Tori said pleased "Very fitting"

"I do think you're going a bit far with your love for my song Vega"

"But Jadeeeeeeee" She whines "How could I not?"

"Just promise me you won't wear that to bed"

"Why not?" Tori asked "That was my intention"

"Well the last thing I want is to remove myself from you when I plan on blowing your brains out!"

"Ok... You may have a point there... Any other request?"

"As a matter of fact yes" Jade comments "Did you had to get the small one?"

Tori froze "What did you say?"

"I said, did you had to get the small one?"

The brunette narrowed her eyes dangerously "Are you saying I'm fat?"

"Huh?" Jade snapped "NO! That's not what I said! I just pointed out that I think the shirt is too small, I can actually see your nipples"

"Are you calling me a slut now too?"

"WHAT? ARE YOU DEAF NOW?"

"If you must know West!" Tori hissed "The shirt is the same size as everything else I own"

"Uh oh"

Tori began to cry, "If you think I'm fat then go and marry someone whose thinner!"

"Vega, I'm not saying anything of the sort!" Jade tries to calm her girlfriend as quickly as possible "You're beautiful, I think simply you're overreacting"

"Oh, now you're telling me I'm crazy?"

"Are we even having the same conversation?"

"I think we are!" Tori bellowed back "You're just lying to me! Admit it, you find me repulsive!"

"I'm not telling you that!" Jade said horrified "I would never call you that! Your the most gorgeous woman I ever met!"

"Then why did you call me fat!"

"For the last time! I never said you were fat! You're pregnant! With our child! And you're beautiful!"

Jade made her point by grabbing the bawling woman into an embrace, kissing her passionately.

At first, Tori tried to resist, but eventually started kissing back.

"These mood swings are getting out of hand" Jade thought exasperatedly "Vega is even more unreasonable than me when she's hormonal"

"I heard that" Tori hissed.

"Oh shit... I said that out loud didn't I?"

"Australia could've heard you" Tori growled. "Unreasonable am I?"

"I'm sleeping on the couch tonight again aren't I?"

"Tonight, tomorrow... Until next month for that matter!"

Tori angrily stomped out of the living room, slamming their bedroom door shut.

"Whowever said that pregnancy was a wonderful was fucking blind!"

Jade was hit in the face with some covers.

"Good night!" The tanned woman bellowed out madly "And if you enter the room in the middle of the night you're sleeping in your car!"

Once again, Tori slammed the door.

"Correction, the asshole who believed that was obviously retarded"

Gigi continued to sing/move her body on the computer, finally smiling smugly almost as if she was evilly mocking Jade, walking away from the camera.

"I'm beginning to hate that song"

Ha ha ha ha, I think it's funny that Jade is beginning to hate anything having to do with the "Bang Bang" music video, it has caused her nothing but unwanted problems, am I right?

Truth be told, I originally had planned for Jade and Tori to make amends, but where's the fun in that? A pregnant Tori just gives me several laughing kicks, plus in a way it's like karma biting Jade in the ass for those times she was mean to Tori even if our favourite Latina had forgiven her long ago.

The shirt that Jade described/saw is real, I came across it one day when I was browsing around FB, however I dunno if it was official by FX or fan made, but after seeing that it did have the name of the song "Bang Bang" on it and I made Tori such a huge fan of the music video, then it would make good sense if she bought it and now that "Gigi" signed it, it's worth a lot more, not that Tori will ever sell it, XD.

So, this story is finally over, I think I wrote as much as I can with Tori during her pregnancy without being too repetitive,

What are your thoughts on this one? As always reviews are greatly appreciated.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.