walking back home, Hikigaya saw the flyer on the bus station bench. It was the strange large pentagram that drew his attention to it.

As he came closer , he picked it up, inspecting the occult like symbol, and took in the words written.

"Your wishes will come true…"

Hah! As if there are really such wish granting mechanisms…I do wonder what's the scam about this time.'

"Could this do anything, really, about any of the requests we made, Yuigahama's, Yukino's mine…

A wish for something genuine…"

He closed his eyes and sighed.

It felt like he missed something.

When he opened them, he saw a person there who wasn't before. 'Strange that I didn't notice him. I must've been deeper in thought then suspected.'

AS the stranger was saying something, smiling, Hikkigaya to in his appearance.

Average height with short brown hair and light brown eyes. He was wearing what looked like the boys uniform of a prestigious school. One that Hachiman was unfamiliar with.

The other boy looked so happy with his life, in that fancy uniform, with that handsome face and carefree smile, Hachiman couldn't help but feel displeased. 'Riajuu like you should just explode.'

The other by seemed to notice that he was ignored, and stopped smiling.

"Hey, are you okay?"

"Do I know you?"

"I just introduced myself-Im Hyuudo Issei, The Devil that came to fulfill your wish!"

"Devil? Wish?"

"That's right-the flyer in your hand, I'm here to see about granting your wish, and the payment for it."

"I don't do Chuunibyo."

The other boy looked at him strangely, then nodded and came closer. Talking in a quieter tone.

"I get, man, I didn't believe all this either at first, but here, I'll prove it!" with those words, the boy turned to look at the sides.

Hachiman did likewise, confirming the two were alone on the bus station, in the snow.

"Okay, ready? I'll show it"

"No! No need. I believe you!" Hikkigaya hurried to say. Somehow that phrase seemed like something Ebina would have had a field day with. He didn't any strange boys 'showing him anything either! Totsuka didn't count!

The other boy ignored his words, to Hachiman's dawning horror,put his hands on his waist, and...

Sprouted wings.

Hachiman blinked to make sure he saw it right.

'Yep, still there. Dark batlike wings.'

Hikkigaya outstretched his hand to touch them, wanting to make sure it was real, only for them to disappear, as the guy angrily told him.

"Hey! No pawing another guy's stuff. It's sensitive!"

He couldn't help it, Hachiman closed his eyes, and said a prayer to god as thanks that Ebina wasn't there. Only to get a yelp.

Opening his eyes, he saw this Hyuudo holding his head and grimacing.

"Don't prey near me, you bastard, it hurts."

"Hn."

"So what's your wish anyway? And don't worry, they tell me we don't bargain with souls or anything like that."

"I wanted something Genuine in my life…"

"Genuine, huh… that's a strange one, I myself want a Harem!"

Hikkigaya wasn't sure what surprised him more-the nature of wishing for a harem, or the absurd ease and openness that guy said it. With not an ounce of shame.

"… still, that's a tough one… I think I have to talk with my King, hopefully she will have an advice!"

'King? She? Are gender pronouns different in hell or am I missing something?'

The boy smiled and with a light punch to his shoulder, which turned out to be stronger then both expected, and actually bruise Hikkigaya, said he will be back, smiling…

"Hey, where are we, anyway?"

"Chiba."

"Oh. I don't know how to get home from here. Do you know if any buses-"

Whatever he knew or not about any buses would remain a mystery, as a pentagram appeared on the ground below the boy, and in a flash of light Hyuudo disappeared.

Author Notes: This was done as a snippet to show a crossover idea I had, on SB. I find DxD to be a very fun and funny fandom, and Oreigaru is a good contrast to it... in pretty much everything.

Expect more at some uncertain point.