hey! I got a story idea and I'm pretty sure it sucks, but I wanted to write it out so I did, I'm not usually one to write for fun so I'm well aware this is far from the best but I tried and hopefully you can enjoy it.

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Some might say that dipper was shocked, others might argue that he was confused , still more would press that he was ever in an ever so slight state of panic. all of them would be correct, Because for all the time that dipper had spent in Gravity falls and for all the otherworldly and supernatural events that plagued the town to seemingly no end he could most certainly say that he never expected to find the body of a man in the woods behind the mystery shack

After getting over his initial shock the teen let out a shaky "oh my god" and rushed the body which had yet to even twitch. The first thing dipper did was of course to see if the man was alive and to his immense relief the man had a steady pulse(he did not want to imagine having to explain why he was carrying a corpse to grunckle and sister). Next he searched the body for any obvious injuries, finding only a few cuts and bruises dipper let himself relax slightly, just because everything was ok outside did not mean there wasn't something seriously wrong inside. Figuring that it was safe enough to move the mystery man dipper did just that, he lifted the man bridal style and began walking quickly towards the shack. On the way he took the time to look at the man in his arms more closely. The first thing dipper noticed was how slim and tall the man was, being about 6 feet compared to dippers moderate 5'6 and yet he was so easy to lift and carry almost like he weighed nothing at all. Next was the short yellow blond hair crowning top of the mans head, and his almost to pale skin (dipper assumed that whatever knocked the guy out was at least partially to blame for it.) dipper then noticed what the man was wearing, starting with what almost looked like a yellow tuxedo jacket that was almost the same shade as his hair with a brick pattern seeming to fade in about halfway down, he had on a lighter yellow shirt and black pants to make up the rest of his ensemble. One of the things that stood out most to dipper was the triangular eyepatch covering the mans left eye. After almost tripping dipper decided to stop inspecting the man and focus on getting home.

It didn't take much time for dipper to reach the shack pleased to see that he was saved from having to explain why he had an unconscious man in his arms to a crowd of random people as the shop had closed for the day. As he walked inside pushing the door open with his shoulder he immediately saw his sister playing with some novelty item he could guess she was meant to be stocking the shelves with, Soos was sweeping the floor, and his grunckle was counting up the money in the register, he figured Wendy had gone home already.

"Didn't expect you back so soon, what's the occasion?" Asked Stan soon as he heard the door start opening everyone was all to aware of the fact that dipper would spend days researching and exploring gravity falls if given half a chance.

"About that" dipper said sheepishly, "I, uh, found something, well more like someone in the woods." He stepped inside quickly shutting the door with his foot and walking through the shop to the living room and laid the body on the couch. When he turned around he saw three pairs of eyes demanding an explanation. " alright I'm gonna say right now that I have no idea what happened to him" dipper paused here and gestured at the man occupying their couch. "I was just walking when I stumbled upon him" when he finished he saw that everyone looked slightly disappointed ;probably expected an epic fight or something; he thought to himself mentally rolling his eyes. "I'm guessing he just tripped and hit his head on a rock or tree" everyone decided that they couldn't very well throw an unconscious man out onto the streets, though Stan was upset about losing his favorite seat. Now all any of them could do is wait for the mystery man to awaken.