when it's like 2 am and you don't have any self control so you write a self-indulgent based on your hcs and probably super fucking ooc fic. Enjoy this legit 20 minute fic my friends.

you can probs figure out which is tsuna and which is reborn.

[2:14 am]

hey,,,, lol… u up?

[2.14 am]

it's like fucking 2 am reborn what do you want

[2:15 am]

WAIT FUCK.

sorry about that, oh god please don't subject me to torture when you come back.

[seen 2:16 am]

[2:16 am]

Oh wow, really.

OH MY GOD, are you planning?

[2:18 am]

wait tho,,,,, you're like across the world infiltrating some shitty famiglia

are you slacking off

[2:18 am]

dumbass.

hitman's like me don't slack off.

[2:18 am]

yeah that explains why you're not focusing on your mission and you're talkin' to me.

YEAH, that's not slacking off.

Totally.

[2:19 am]

don't fucking use that tone on me.

[2:19 am]

what tone? we're ? um? texting?

oh wow are you so old you forgot about that.

[2:20 am]

this old man can still kick your ass and fuck you up.

both physically and sexually.

[2:20 am]

ew.

[2:20 am]

that's not what you said last week

if I remember right you were repeating and shouting my name all night long

[2:21 am]

OKAY, NOW THAT'S JUST LOW.

[2:22 am]

I know.

[2:22 am]

ok though, did you literally just like

interrupted my sleep to make fun of me and to like find an excuse to torture me when you get back

and like

idk maybe EMBARRASS ME

[2:23 am]

yeah pretty much.

[2:23 am]

REBORN. Might I remind you that you're literally in enemy territory.

One false move and you dead?

As much as you put me through pain and the such,

Vongola would suffer if we lose you

[2:24 am]

Yeah, and you'd suffer because you can't get this bomb ass DICK.

[2:24 am]

Oh my god why am I dating you.

[2:24 am]

Because of this bomb ass DICK

[2:24 am]

Oh my god I hate you so much.

[2:25 am]

Yeah. That's what you say now

But you love me because of this bomb ass DICK.

[2:25 am]

I'm at a total loss tbh, I thought the greatest hitman would be so much more than this.

Reborn, I can't believe what I'm readin right now tbh.

I'm goin back to sleep.

Have fun on your mission.

COME HOME SAFE

Night.

[2:26 am]

Hope you dream about this bomb ass DICK

Also when have I not come home safe and without scratches?

Saving my back for you Tsuna, if I have to be honest.

But yeah, yeah.

Also, get ready for a new World of hell when I get back, Tsuna.

[2:27 am]

REBORN ! why, sweetie I thought u loved me

Was it all a lie

[2:28 am]

Go to sleep.

[2:28 am]

Aye, aye.

Wouldn't want angering you further.

Night reborn.

[2:35 am ][draft]

Dumbass.

I actually am starting to miss you.

I COULDN'T? sleep? not until I write this shitty text fic apparently everyone's so OOC I'm sorry? This is just really self-indulgent?

tentatively putting on incomplete bc idk if i'll continue or nah. tell me if u want more tho.

night folks.