Epilogue

The barn, two days later

"I'm so glad you decided to come back to the Temple's Bathroom!" Steven exclaimed, now with his clothes on and his hot dog duffle bag strapped around his shoulder.

"What can say? I grew accustomed to that place. Besides, I think I know what's going to go on in there." Peridot said seductively with bedroom (bathroom?) eyes, making Steven blush with what she was implying. "Still I'll be warping back here once in a while to check on Lapis and fix the hole I made with my mech." she completed.

"Mech?" the sweet hybrid cinnamon roll asked.

"Yes, I recently learned that my incredible vision of ultimate power was a mech since it required a pilot, while actual robots are fully autonomous machines." the tsundere green space dorito answered.

"NEEEEERD!" the blue powerade emo angel joked out loud from across the barn, still lying down on the pile of hay.

"Not again!" Peridot complained.

"Correction Lapis, Peri's not a nerd, she's my nerd! No one will stand between us!" Steven happily yelled out while pulling Peridot towards him to hug her with his left arm. She tried to put her 'angry slice of pie' face on, but she couldn't hold it for long until she gave into the cuteness and hugged her loved one back.

"So, you guys are going forward with this, ah? A male half-human hybrid and a full gem, that's gotta be new! It's just... can you guys still be my beach summer fuck buddies?" Lapis asked the two young lovers.

"I think we can make a special case for Miss Lazuli, right Steven?" Peridot opined with a devious expression and tone.

"Yes we can, I mean, Lapis is our friend and we're the only ones who can help her out." Steven completed.

"Thank you so much maties!" Lapis said, flying to the two shorties and hugging them with gratitude.

"Are gonna be fine by yourself Lapis?" the hybrid asked.

"Yes, this Earth barn ain't so bad. Far away from Homeworld, mirrors, underwater fusions and just a warp away from a fun time with my favorite couple." the blue gem replied.

"Then we'll be leaving now, we still have to catch up with the Dad on that pink feline. See you next time, Lazuli!" Peridot said while she and Steven walked towards Lion who for some reason was being surprisingly cooperative.

"Later Lapis!" Steven yelled cheerfully as they mounted his giant guardian.

"Bye!" Lapis Lazuli yelled back as the two rode away towards the Crystal Temple like a freaking fairy tale ending. She watched the couple mounted on the pink lion until they left her field of view behind the grass hills surrounding the barn. For some reason those two gave her hope. Hope that she too could get over Homeworld and her 5000 years of imprisonment. Hope that she too could be truly redeemed from her ghosts of the past and start a new life on Earth... what could possibly go wrong? It's not like there were eyes in the sky plotting to take over everything she had ever known.

Author's Note: Well, this took a long time to update considering the first chapter took one week to be written. And various other weeks to correct its mistakes. Anyways I hope you enjoyed this thing as much as I enjoyed writing it! So, I still have to finish the last chapter of my other story but after that I was planning to make a sequel to this, showing how season 3 would have been with the inclusion of Steven and Peridot's age shifting relationship and the mysterious anti-heroes known as The Court. It would still have a lot of sex, but also a lot of conflict due to how some salty characters would react to Stevidot master race. Would you guys like that? Remember to leave a review and all that good stuff, goodbye for now m8z!