This has a bit of backstory to it… OK so me and my friend FallingNarwhals were talking earlier and I found out that she literally replaced a scientific article's words, I'm talking all of the words even in graphs and charts and stuff, with the word chicken. She even replaced a couple with the word chicken in binary… soooo we got on the topic of writing fanfics and I asked her what I should write about, and long-story short, this happened. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or any characters in this cartoon

Danny Chicken jumped from the building and spread his wings. Ahead of him lay a very large, very red, and very brick building. As he flew towards it he prepared himself for what he knew was about to happen. Instinctively he angled himself so that he would minimize the amount of damage his body might take. As he smashed through the walls with his strong-as-steel beak he let loose a shrill cry from his mouth that had about a third of the guards on the ground.

He cut quite the impressive figure if anyone was actually watching. With his wavy, crimson, comb on top of his hair flowing with the wind and his giant yellow feet and his short stubby wing/arms/things. Oh, and also his feathers. He had lots and lots of magnificent, majestic, snow white feathers.

He pulled back his hand and in his palm an egg appeared. When he threw it it started flashing like a strobe light and it fell behind one of the tables a guard was using for a shield. As it lay there it started flashing faster and faster until it exploded. Danny laughed, a harsh screeching series of squawks and bawks as he casually strolled through the carnage around him.

Sam and Tucker were hiding right around the corner, which he could tell from his greatly enhanced chicken senses, and these chicken senses were tingling. Oh yes they were tingling. He heard them debating about whether or not to approach them. Heard them call him a monster, and aggressive what with his newly acquired chicken DNA. He shook his head and laughed some more. How wrong they were, he thought, this has just opened my eyes to the new endless possibilities open to me. Soon all shall tremble in fear at the mention of my name. Soon they shall all obey their dark lord, and master, THE DARK CHICKEN.