Hello my name is fence. Im a cute girl. I roll one of mi braids up into a little hair turd n pin it to the side of my head lol. Do Not Ask Me Any More Questions this is all you need to knoew (A/n: i hate it when people take forever to discribe the charecters! We dont carre bye)

Today im go say hi to tome. Tomea is an attractive piece of trash mmmmmmMMM he bleogns in the dumpster so this is where i put him? In the dumpster behind my house? I think this is a good place for him. I will describe tomer for you: junk.

"Yes hello tome" i sya. He see me and start crying tears of jOY BOOHOO CRYBABY TRASHMAN "f-f-f-f-fence-chan" "yes tome i am fence" he wont stop doing a crying. Tome hates himself a lot because he is aware that he's a garbage so thats why he's a big gay baby. , Tomato (LOL AUTOCORRECT but i kcept it in bc its funny XD) always ovarreacts! ! "fence..my life...my love...my light...my everything..my reason for-" Tomato says with sad. i shut the dumpster lid on this little gya baby lol. Bye!

As i walk away i hear Tamara screaming in the trashcan which makes me smile haha what's a girl to do? :)

Umm i cant hang around to talk to toma today. All i wanted to do was say hello because i have to meet with Kentucky for tutorials on how to stop failing every single one of my classes. School is hard. I Do Not Like kentucky either but he teaches me helpful tips for schoo. h e has extremely ugluy clothes and he does not knwo this but i call What Not to Wear every night and try to get him in their because he dresses like tripp pants and a straight jacket had a baby. Maybe sometday he will make it,

When i go to see kentucky for lessons, i do not wear my seatbelt and i pray a car will hit me so i can go to heaven and get out of tutoring lol. It hasnt happened yet :( i wish i could ask Tome for help but he's not very good at school. He puts my name (Fence) down for every answer ugh. Maybe he is trying not 2 forget it, since he has alwyas suffered from random memory loss, like thta time i told him i liked him! It never happened,. We're both so, so dum.b.

When i get to the place where i am meeting kent, he is not there. I hope someone locked him in the public restroom or something. Big tears are rolling down my rosy cheeks, but not because i am sad that kent is not here. I am crying because i am scared he will show up. You may think i hate kentucc a Lot! I do! Becoz he called me a ""ROTISSERY CHIKEN"" once SO RANDOM (AN: X3 thught of this funny comback feel free to use it readers!

Suddenyl...i realize...kentucky is missing? He really isnt here? Miracles happen, miracles happen

You showed me faith is not blind

I don't need wings to help me fly

Miracles happen, miracles happen

I turn my head around, looking for him. Maybe he was murdered on his way here? What happened to kent? I kind of want to know! Lol i'm curious like that. Im quirky, yeah i know you dont see that much out of girls but im not ordinary :) "this is a mystery" i think to myself.

I knwo who i need to help me solve this mistery. I need...CSI shin.

I take out my LG Chocolate VX8500 and call CSI man. i got nervous when he answered so i decided not to say anything.

"Hello?"

":)"

HE HANG UP WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP! YOU SHOULD ALWAYS, ALWAYS WAIT FOR A LADY, EVEN ON THE CELLULAR DEVICE Its kind of understand since Shinto grew up in the 1700s where they still burned people for liking metal music. YES shinto is a time travel! BElieve it or not!

When i call back, the shinty picks up again.

"Salut?"

"How dare you. How DARE you? Do you think this is a JOKE? A game? Am I just another vehicle for your amusement? How long have you been such a miserable little man? You had one job, and it was fairly simple, and you still managed to royally screw it up. And you didn't even feel shame when you did this. You deserve all the torment that the guilty pit that is your stomach can churn out. Did you think this was acceptable? There is no person on this earth, not in this UNIVERSE, that would be okay with that. And you did this all on the day of my daughter's wedding? Who do you think you ARE

"Baka," he says. Mmmm he's rlly japanese….

"Im not a racist but that was pretty hot," i say.

"Fence why did you call me"

"CShin you need to help me i think someone stabbed kentucky and stole his kidsneys." (AN: like eyeless jeck! XD review if u know whaty im refericing! Slenderman is my BF!)

"Why do you care about ken? Nn-not like im jealous or anything you filthy heathen…"

I sigh so loud out of my nose holes. Do i know if kent's kidneys were stolen? No. i have no idea. But look if you were gonna murder ken you would at least take his organs and sell them on craigslist for some quick $$$$. It's just the obvious thing to do.

"Are you gonna help me solve the case or"

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why would i help you? BAKA."

"Ill let u touch my kneecaps, in a romance way"

I hear the shinto take a really sharp gasp, excited at this prospect. I know he could not resist this. Ladies please take note if a man can resist your luscious patellas then he is playing for the other team! (hint: that means gay :P) i am not trying to HAVE a romance with shinto, but i need this help. I want a cut of the profits from the sale on craigslist I MEAN I WANT JUSTICE TO PREVALE IN THIS COUNTRY

AND WITH THAT..!

Our jurney begins! XD