Summary: This is my first fanfic, so don't judge too harshly. Paulina has always had a crush on the infamous Danny Phantom. She even has a shrine in her school locker dedicated to him. (FYI, I'm not a Danny X Paulina shipper...this just seems like something fun to write) When she finally figures out a way to 'date' him, chaos erupts and Danny is forced to stay in ghost form for most of the time.

Hello my little piggies...yes I called you that 'cuz reasons. Anyway, I don't own Danny Phantom...blah blah blah...boring credit stuff and bleeeeh. Anyway, I kind of suck at grammar and so, my lovely critical friend, SilverDewDrop, has basically demanded she edit it. I reluctantly obliged. Let me just say this now, it is a lot funnier (if that's a word) than the summary states.

SDD: EXCUSE ME!? YOU! I HELPED IMPROVE IT! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WAS A LIE!

Me: you little Ninny, shush

SDD: That says you have nothing more to say. I win.

Me: No. It just means that I am too lazy to get into an argument with you because YOU DON'T STOP!

SDD: Because. I actually am, believe it or not, not as lazy as you in that aspect.

Me: Let's end this argument, talk, thingy, shall we?

SDD: ...Fine.

Me: Also, I must say this: TRUMP SHOULD DDIIIIIEEEE

SDD: I am neutral to this.

One more thing before I allow you to read without me talking and talking and talking and (2 days later) talking and talking and talking. I SHALL NEVER SHIP PAULINA AND DANNY!

SDD: If you do, I will find you, wherever you are in this world, kidnap you, and slowly torture you in the most painful way possible. Hmph. If anything, ship Danny and Sam.

Me: That is exactly why I said I DON'T ship them. And I agree with Danny X Sam.

There is slight romance, but it's one way and NO LEMONS! Mostly humor though. Anyway, enough of me talking...ENJOY!

Paulina slept soundly in her nicely cushioned bed, dreaming happily about her beloved Phantom. Sadly enough, the annoying blaring of her alarm clock cut the string that tied her to her fantasizing dreams.

"Ugh, curse this stupid thing," she moaned sleepily as she rose from her bed. "One day, I'm going to lose my flawless complexion to that infernal sound."

Pauling forced herself out of her bed and approached her mirror. Seeing herself, she shrieked. "EEEK! My hair! Ugh, it's going to take hours to fix." Paulina, panicking, snatched up her hair brush and began delicately grooming her long black locks.

She wasn't exaggerating; she was done with her hair after three long hours. Paulina blew a kiss to the picture of Phantom on her dresser before skipping off to her bathroom, her newly groomed hair swinging fashionably behind her. When she was done brushing her teeth, she slipped into her normal school attire; her pink crop top, tight light blue leggings, and her white slip on shoes. After delicately placing a pink hair accessory into her hair, Paulina kissed each one of her Phantom pictures goodbye, and skipped out the door and off to school.

Danny wasn't in bed when his alarm rang, much to his disappointment. He had woken up from his ghost sense, and had been forced to start the day off fighting the Box Ghost.

"BEWARE! I AM THE BOX GHOST! MASTER OF ALL THINGS CARDBOARD AND SQUARE! FEAR ME!"

Danny groaned in his hands. "Look, I don't have time for this! I'm already sleep deprived, and I need to take advantage of this wake-up call and actually get to school on time." Danny didn't even have to think, and just had grabbed his Fenton Thermos, changed into ghost form, and flew out his window. If he was on the ground, he would have probably been sitting, but he was in the air, thankfully, saving him the trouble of tiring his legs before the school day kicked in.

"YOU ARE WEAK! THEREFORE, I SHALL CRUSH YOU EASILY WITH MY CARDBOARD BOXES OF DOOOOOOO-" He never finished his sentence due to Danny opening the thermos and sucking him in. He nearly fell asleep during the Box 'Ghost's' rant out of boredom and exhaustion.

However, little did Danny know, that a certain Hispanic admirer had been watching from the sidewalk. Danny was about to fly away when Paulina shouted up at him. "Yoo-hoo! Ghost boy!"

Danny stopped and turned to look at the smiling teen below him. "Oh. Uh, hi." He scratched the back of his head awkwardly, not knowing how to approach the conversation without getting too suspicious. "Paulina, was it?"

Paulina smiled even wider at him, which was way too out of character for her, in Danny's opinion. She nodded before snapping back into character. "You know," she began, staring seductively at Danny from below, making him incredibly uncomfortable.

'And she's back, it seems' Danny thought, deciding it be better to stay up in the air in risk of falling over and dozing off. However, he did float a lot closer to the ground. He basically hovered an inch or so at most in the air.

Paulina gave a small swish to her hips, causing Danny's gaze to subconsciously follow them. "You could always come a bit closer…" Danny was fully aware of the light blush slowly spreading across his face, and he tried his very best to stop it, though this action didn't go unnoticed by Paulina. "I know you want to."

Danny, desperate to break free from Paulina's seductive gaze, tried to steer the conversation elsewhere. "O-ok. Anyway, I kind of have to go…so…"

"No! Ghost boy…stay, please. Stay here, with me." Paulina grabbed Danny's shoulders gently and pulled him to the ground, keeping him from going anywhere. Danny knew he could always slip out by going intangible, but for some reason, he was shaking too much to use any means of escape. It was during these moments where he remembered how seductive Paulina's sex appeal could get.

Paulina, knowing her sex appeal tactic was working, locked her arms around the back of Danny's neck and pulled herself a little closer, to the point where her chest was against his. Danny's face once again gained a light tint of color. "Just a little longer?" Paulina purred, taking advantage of Danny's frozen figure to twirl her fingers in his snowy white hair.

Danny's mind screamed danger as Paulina gazed deeper into his toxic green eyes. He could've sworn she was a lot closer to his face than a few seconds ago. He could basically feel her breath as her lips drew ever closer to his.

It was that moment where his muscles finally decided to react and he quickly turned intangible before desperately flying up into the air. Paulina's eyes filled with confusion as she realized Danny had slipped right through her arms and was floating twenty feet in the air away from her. "Dammit, I was so close too," she mumbled under her breath. She decided to keep the act going and shifted her weight so she could saucily rest her hand on her hip. "What's wrong, Ghost boy?"

Danny wiped the sweat from his forehead and rubbed the back of his neck embarrassed. "O-oh, nothing. But I really got to go…so, bye!" Paulina opened her mouth to protest, but Danny flew away as quickly as he could before he could be too tempted, it was Paulina he was dealing with, after all.

Paulina pouted as she watched the black and white figure of Phantom zip away from her. She sighed. She had been so close to seducing the one boy she actually was so deeply in love with. "Well, there's always next time," she said to herself as she continued to walk down the sidewalk towards the school.

She was met with the glaring face of her best friend, Star, once she had arrived. The blonde glared at her furiously as she tapped her foot. "And where were you?" Paulina looked puzzled before remembering that she and the rest of the A-listers were supposed to meet twenty minutes ago by the Casper High entrance. Dash and Kwan were already there, but they were too busy throwing a football back and forth to be as demanding as Star was.

Paulina placed a hand on her hip and smirked smugly at Star. "Oh nothing, just talking to Phantom, is all." Dash almost dropped the football he caught and Star gasped in disbelief. Kwan, well he just kind of looked a little shocked.

"You saw Phantom?" Dash asked excitedly, the football long forgotten.

"The Phantom. As in, Phantom-Phantom?" Star asked, her glare replaced by an I-want-to-know-all-the-details-smile. Paulina smiled and nodded, loving the attention her fellow A-listers were giving her. "Well, don't just stand there basking in glory, give us the details!" Star said, eager to know how it went.

"Yeah, I want to know all about it," the blonde jock agreed, tucking his football under his arm.

"Me too, it's not every day you get to meet face to face with someone like Phantom," Kwan commented.

Paulina smirked. 'Just like always,' she thought. She had once again wormed her way out of trouble. With that, she and her fellow A-listers walked into the school, Paulina chatting away about her attempt of seduction on Phantom.

When Dash passed by a certain raven haired teen, he shoved him into the lockers, annoyed. "Watch it, Fenton! We're having a very important conversation right now, I don't need you buzzing around, got it Fentoenail?"

Danny frowned, but nodded reluctantly. Dash laughed and Danny swore he heard him say, "Wimp" before continuing the previous conversation. Danny followed them with his currently green eyes before Sam placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Don't. They're not worth it."

"Yeah man, not to mention your eyes might give something away," Tucker said, looking up from his PDA to point at Danny's eyes. Danny sighed, converting his eyes back to their natural baby blue color. "Hey, you know what they're talking about? I want to know what 'important' is in Dash's eyes."

Sam snorted. "Probably something stupid." She crossed her arms over her chest, adding to the casual feel of her leaning against the lockers as she followed their walking figures with her violet eyes.

Danny leaned against the lockers, his hands in his pockets. "I think I have an idea, but I don't want it to be that."

Tucker resumed his game with a laugh. "Let me guess, Phantom? Paulina? Talking?" When Danny stiffened a bit, Tucker knew he had it all down.

"Ugh, what did she do now? I want to add it to my List of Reasons to Hate Paulina," Sam said, finally breaking her gaze when the A-listers disappeared around the corner.

"Let's just say that Paulina basically tried to seduce me. You can already guess what form," Danny huffed. He played the encounter with Paulina again over in his head and still blushed at the same moments.

Tucker looked up from his PDA, having gotten the Game Over screen. "Really? That's basically every guys dream in this school. Consider yourself lucky." This statement earned him a smack from Sam. "Ow! Sam! What was that for!?"

"Because of your stupidity. Oh, and because you basically just said it's your dream to date Paulina. I thought you were into Valerie."

Tucker rubbed his aching head and shook his head. "That never happened, and it was only temporary between her and Danny."

"Uh-huh, because you so weren't into her before," Sam chuckled.

"Guys, cool it, ok? What happened, happened. Nothing we can do about it now," Danny said, breaking into the argument. The bell rang just then, causing a bored sigh to escape the Trio's mouth in unison. Class had begun.

Well then, that was a painfully short chapter. I hopefully will make longer chapters. Ok...I have nothing else to say rather than HUMOR WILL COME IN ZEH FUTUUUURE!

SDD: *bouncing in the corner of my eye and voice gradually getting higher* ARE U DONE!? ARE U DONE!? ARE YOU DONE!?

Me: ...yes

SDD: YAAAAAAAY! Bye.

BYE!