The Avengers watched as the newest member of their team frantically raced around the interior of the Quinjet opening and closing compartments. Chalking it up to nervousness over her first assignment, they chose to ignore this behavior until she yelled "Where's the goddamn toilet?!".

"There isn't one." Hawkeye replied.

"What do you do when you have to go?" the new Avenger asked.

"You should've gone before we left." Captain America said from his spot in the co-pilot's seat.

"I didn't have to go then!" she replied.

"Well, I guess you'll just have to hold it until we get there." Hawkeye said, sounding like he was talking to a kid.

"What do you do if you can't?" she asked.

"Uhhh…."

Two Weeks Earlier:

"Requesting permission to drop down to 10,000 feet."

"Why?"

"Captain America has to take a leak."

"…Granted."

"You hooked in Cap? I'm opening the back hatch in 3…2…1…"

The Present:

"Shit. No wonder the only women who stay on the team more than a month are a crazy ex-Soviet and a teenager with some serious issues." The newest Avenger grumbled.

"So, do you want the pee tether or, can you hold it until we get there?"

Two Months Later:

"Steve?" James Buchanan Barnes, aka Bucky aka The Winter Soldier said two hours into the flight to Siberia after opening and closing several compartments.

"Yeah Bucky?" Steve Rogers aka Captain America asked.

"Where's the toilet?"