Undertale Meets The Legend of Zelda

Chapter 1: The Figure Reveals

"Ugh, it had to be the underground." the figure says.

"What, you haven't been here before?" Flowey asks.

"Too many times before. Oh, you should have seen me!" the figure says, chuckling a bit.

"So, uh... Forgot to ask you before, but..." Flowey says, pausing himself. "...What's your name?"

"M...My name?" the figure asks, confuzzled and wondering what the heck Flowey had just said.

"Yeah, your name, kid. Do you need a definition, or even a sentence? Ooh, I already have a good one... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"My name... (sigh)" the figure says, trying to remember his name. "My name is...Link."

"...Link?" Flowey repeats. Is that even a name? Flowey thinks to himself.

"Yes, Link. What, never heard of that name, Flowey?"

"Hmm...Link... That's not a name! I know you have a real name. Know why? The name 'Link' is FAKE!" Link is really mad now.

"HAAUGH!" Link screams, pulling the Master Sword out and slashing it at Flowey. The attack doesn't miss, but Flowey barely takes any damage.

"...Really? You think you can kill me? I'm just an innocent flower!"

"How dare you make fun of my name! You only say it's fake because you don't know it's real!"

"Hmm...Good point..." Flowey says. "Still a fake name."

"Shut your mouth, Flowey!" I say, coming out of nowhere. You know, I don't need to introduce myself because you know me already!"Your mouth has bullcrap words coming out of it anyway, so why bother talking!"

"Huh?" Link says. "Who are you?"

"Oh, me? I am Mr. Doge." I reply. "I already know who you are, Link. I've played your games."

"Fake name!" Flowey says.

"SHUT UP, FLOWEY! IT IS A REAL NAME, YOU MOTHERFUNKER!" Link yells. A fireball suddenly shoots Flowey away from us.

"Huh? ...Oh." I say.

"Where did that fireball come from?" Link asks, walking up to me. I tell him it was Toriel. "Who's Toriel?"

"I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS." Toriel suddenly says from behind us.

"GAH!" Link screams and jumps in shock as we turn around to see a...Well, I don't really know how to describe Toriel...a "human-like" figure. Yeah, let's go with that! "You're Toriel?"

"Yes, I am. Did you not hear me the first time?" Toriel asks.

"Well, the truth is I did, but I wasn't paying attention, but I heard you!" Link answers.

"Wait a sec..." I say, pausing myself. "If you weren't paying attention, how could you hear her? You can't be able to hear her if you didn't pay attention." I tell Link.

"Hmm...You have a point there." Link says.

"So...I believe I should repeat myself then? Iam TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS." Toriel says.

"Uh, yeah. I think I know that." Link replies.

"Why did you have me repeat it, then, so-called 'Hero of Time?'" Toriel asks, with quite some attitiude.

"Ooh, I'll have you know that I am a Hero of Time!"

*yeah, we'll see about that. Sans says.

"HELLO, TORIEL! MR. DOGE! WHO'S THAT?" Papyrus asks.

"Heh? Oh, this guy? He's Link. We've GOT ANOTHER HUMAN!" I say.

"WOWIE! ANOTHER HUMAN! I AM THE GRRRRRRRREAT PAPYRUS!"

*and i'm sans. sans the skeleton.

"Gah! My enemies from my first game! Kill it!" Link shrieks as he...well, at least tries to, slash at the two.

"WAH!" Papyrus screams as he dodges the attack.

*oh crap. Sans says as he...well, teleports to dodge the attack. Yeah, let's go with that!

"Huh?" Link this time doesn't try to slash at them, but to stab them.

"NO! Link, you can't kill them! They're skeletons...and my friends! Besides, you can't kill skeletons if they're dead already!" I yell to Link.

"AW, THANKS, MR. DOGE!"

*oh, gag me with a spork.

"Now you better not stab them, 'cause you can't, mifster!" I say, pretending to be drunk even though I'm not. I'm really not drunk.

"*sigh* GRAH!" Link yells, stabbing Papyrus.

*paps, no! why, link, why would you do that to my frickin' brother?!

"Okay, 1) I hate you two, 2)He's one of my enemies in my first game, 3) I hate you two, and 4) NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

"hey! Unhand those two! ...And get your sword out of Papyrus!" a fish-headed figure comes out, yelling at Link.

"UNDYNE! YOU CAME TO HELP ME?"

"Of course! Don't know why I wouldn't, you know? you're my friend, you know?"

"AW, DON'T SAY THAT, UNDYNE! BUT THANKS! THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY!"

*again, gag me with a spork! Sans says, with quite some attitude.

"SANS!" Papyrus says.

*fine. never...**sigh** never mind...

"GOOD, SANS! AND STAY THAT WAY!"

*okay, who wants me to 'tickle their funny bones?' Sans says, making a pun.

"SANS! YOU KNOW I HATE YOUR BAD PUNS AND JOKES!"

*what? i thought that was intended to be SANS-sational!

"SANS! STOP OR I'M CALLING THE ROYAL GUARD!" Papyrus screams in anger.

*no. Sans says.

[END OF CHAPTER 1]