"No." Turlough said.

The Black Guardian frowned "Excuse me?"

"I said no." The ginger repeated

"But why? We were going to be best buddies! We were going to sit in a sleazy bar somewhere in outer space and discuss our hatred of the Doctor!" The black clad man complained.

Turlough rolled his eyes "One, I don't even know the Doctor. Two, who the heck trusts a guy that killed a bird just so he could wear it as a hat?"

The Black Guardian argued "The Doctor wears celery on his lapel!"

"That's not as weird as using a dead bird as a hat."

"Bu-but, I could get you off the Earth!" He tried

"If you can do that surely your enemy can too?" Turlough questioned.

The Black Guardian groaned "Well, of course the Doctor can! That's all he ever does! Honestly! It bloody annoying! Can't he just stay still for one second so that I can have the pleasure of killing him!"

"See? I can just get a lift from this Doctor." Turlough said sardonically.

"But he's evil!" The bird wearing man shouted.

"And the guy that wears a dead bird isn't?"

"That's beside the point." He grumbled.

The Trion contemplated strangling the man "Really? I thought it was the point. Anyway, this Doctor seems less likely to ask me to kill someone in return for him getting me off this hell hole."

The Black Guardian showed the ginger a few mental images of someone clad in cricket wear, Turlough assumed that this was the Doctor.

"Look! Look at him! Doesn't he look like a space Satan!" The Black Guardian exclaimed.

"No." Turlough answered in a bored tone, lazily looking up the examine the attractive man that he was being shown.

"You're not looking hard enough!" The Black Guardian accused.

Turlough rolled his eyes "No, I'm still not seeing it."

"Well, try and imagine him with horns and a pitch fork." The Black Guardian really was grasping at straws by now.

Turlough's eyes widened in disbelief at the pure idiocy that was being displayed "Well that's even less threatening! Why the hell do you want to kill him anyway?"

"…He told me not to kill the bird that now sits on top of my head…"