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It was night and Bill still couldn't get the taste of those chicken nuggets out of his mouth. He just let the two eat ice cream with extra sprinkles. He saw now that it was a bad idea.

"Wee!" Mabel bounced on her bed with pigtails flying

Bill managed to get her to put on her nightgown and that took a while. Her bed was next to Dipper's. The contrast was certainly noticeable. Dipper's side of the room was neat, with toy trucks, other toys and some books. Mabel's was covered in pink, stuffed animals, crayons, coloring books, and dress up costumes. She bounced over to his bed scaring him out of his block building.

"Mabel!" he said staring at the fallen blocks of

Bill groaned, "Alright you two, in bed now."

"Will you read us…"Dipper went to the edge of his bed and picked up a book "This?"

The title read The Purple Dragon.

"No." Bill said

"Pwease!" Mabel said hopping over to her bed "Mommy always reads to us."

Bill nearly snapped there. He really wanted to get this over with and obliterate them already, but then Maggie had to check up on her babies. He'd do it tomorrow first chance he got.

"No." he said "There's no way I'm reading about some dumb dragon!"

"He isn't dumb!" Dipper crossed his arms

"I've seen some real dragons kid." Bill said "He ain't one!"

"You've seen a dragon?" Mabel and Dipper asked

Bill smacked his hand on his forehead, "If I read you the dumb story will you go to sleep?"

"Yes sir!" the two said

…

"Good morning!"

Bills shrieked. The two laughing Pines kids were on the floor laughing. It took a second for Bill to figure out what was going on. He was in his assigned room looking a pajama clad kids. Oh, that's right.

"You two. Out. Now."

"But we want breakfast." Mabel said

"Now, or you'll never get breakfast again!"

"Meanie!" Mabel stuck her tongue out at him as the two left

Bill sat up fully. He'd been a babysitter for approximately 24 hours and he wanted it to end. It was going to. Except, as he rummaged through his bag he found a flaw.

He had no clue why he was human (His floating and powers hadn't returned) and how to get back to his triangle self and present day. It had something to do with that prophecy. Unfortunately visiting Ford now would create a serious dent in the space time continuum not to mention he already had a metal plate in his head.

….

Once Bill was dressed he found them in the kitchen.

"Mommy called." Mabel said "She said we can go to eat."

"At the…the….dinner." Dipper said

"You mean the diner?"

Dipper nodded grinning. Bill was not in the mood to take those two anywhere but to be honest he didn't want soggy chicken nuggets again.

"Alright let's go."

"Onwards Aoshima!" Mabel cheered

"What?"

"It's Mabel talk." Dipper said following his sister out the kitchen

I wanted to give a reason for that in the show besides Smile Dip. (Even though it's a person's name) I can update quicker now since summer vacation is here! Yay! Hope you enjoyed this chapter!