Alright, going to do something a little different… Again…

But first, I want to show you all a story that a friend is in the works of. It is called "Steven Universe Blackthorned" created by yoshi3000. Go give it a read!

Anyway, I saw some reviews that had me laughing, and that got me thinking. If you leave a funny review, I will show it on here. Here are the two.

JRadGex69: "Feet are the best!

I once came on my girlfriends feet.

Then she left me.

Turns out she was not my girlfriend, but actually my little sister.

Im on the Sex offenders list now.

But I have a question...

Why has this story gone full retard?"

JustSagan: "First of all, what the fuck? And second all, I have to keep the story fresh. Also, I got bored."

Mr. Cuck: "Is it normal for a man to have a 1 inch dick, like for girls step on your balls, and be male feminist?

Im asking for a friend. I have a 12 inch dick, and am a alpha.

Definitely not a cuck Beta.

Nope

Also, my friend is wondering if it's normal for a man to fail at sexually satisfying a woman, which is why my friend, not me, likes to have my, I mean, his nuts stepped on, because that is the only way that he can get women.

Also, his dick is one inch when he has a boner, and requires both hands to masturbate."

JustSagan: "I… I got nothing…"

Also, I would say this review best sums this story up… Mostly…

Anon 4356739453: "This started off as Steven Universe truth or dare and now you're helping the 4chan master capture human fluttershy so that harpies will resurrect the cast of SU and Courage and Hank Hill. I love this story so much."

JustSagan: "Ya dude! Also, you forgot about Bernie."

So with that out of the way, on to the story!

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The harpies had finally gathered up all of the bodies, and were ready to bring everyone back to life.

Meanwhile, JustSagan, and the Crack Void master were thinking of a plan to get human Fluttershy, but more on that later. For now, let's just focus on the others.

After about an hour, the harpies finally finished the resurrection, and had successfully brought everyone back to life. However, they could not leave until the Fluttershy job was done.

Tyrone: "Shit man, that mother fucker killed all of us!... Where is he anyway?"

Harpy: "Squawk! He and the Void master have work to do! Just do your shit, and let them finish!"

Tyrone: "Well fuck, looks like i'm in charge again… Lets just get this started…"

Takai: "Ooooohhhhhh myyyyy , i daré everyone to hit steven in the face and daré blue pearl to kidnap Steven."

Steven: "Ha! Like everyone is just going to… Why are you all looking at me like that?"

Everyone, and I mean everyone had a very pissed off look on their faces. Everyone then pulled out and item, ranging from brass knuckles, to Dragon Dildos (what the fuck).

Steven: "Wait guys, please don't AHH!"

Before he could even react, Steven was thrown to the ground, ,and everyone repeatedly started to beat his face in. This went on for a few moments, and only ended after Blue Pearl took his body, and ran off with it.

Tyrone: "Well that was fun! I needed to get anger out of my system! Let's move on to the next one!"

Fuckshit Avenue: "Invite Bill Clinton to molest Garnet."

(This seems to be a reference to my story "Bill Clinton in Beach City". Go give it a read, it will put this joke more in context.

Garnet: "No! Not him!"

Suddenly, Bill Clinton was right next to Garnet. Everyone had forgotten that Bill had also died in the Void bomb. (Side note, Bill Clinton is now a part of this story. Do with him as you please.)

Bill Clinton: "Hey Christmas chocolate! Nice to see you again!"

Bill then began to give her the Bill treatment.

Bill Clinton: "Also! This story is rated M! So I can do what I want!"

Bill then reached into Garnets ass, and forced her to unfuse.

Bill Clinton: "Yay! Now I just need to… Do something."

Bill then summoned another Bill Clinton from a different universe.

Bill 2: "Alright! Let's have some fun!"

Ruby/Sapphire: "NOOOOO!"

The two Bills then began to brutally butt fuck the two gems. However, as this was happening, A Void portal opened up, and JustSagan stepped out of it.

JustSagan: "Tyrone! Yellow Pearl! I need you! No time to explain! Just get in the portal!"

Tyrone and Yellow Pearl then quickly jumped into the portal, and the portal closed behind them, ending the chapter.

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Sorry for the short chapter, but I really have to work on some stuff. Also, I am working on a big story! I won't tell what it's going to be yet… But let's just say… Friendship is Magic...