Ive returned after years of inactivity to bring you: Team Avatar telling us about their sexcapades and debauchery! Chapter one is just the setup chapter, very short, and to the point. We'll get to the juicy bits in chapter 2 onward. Stay tuned!

LOK doesnt belong to me, and if it did Asami and Korra would have gotten it in waaayyy before season 4, yada yada, legal stuff

"Let's play never have I ever."

It was Opal who suggested it. Mako raised an eyebrow.

"I….don't think that's a good idea." He said, avoiding both Korra and Asami's eyes.

Asami frowned. "Why not?" She said, feigning innocence. He huffed in response but otherwise remained nervously inspecting a button on his collar. She turned to Korra. "Korra, what do you think?"

Korra looked between Asami and Mako. Asami, and everyone else in the room (besides Mako, who had finished inspecting his buttons and was now whistling to himself) looked expectantly, at Korra. She looked down at the heavy opaque bottle in her hand.

How had she found herself in this situation?

It was only a few hours ago that her, Bolin, Mako, and Asami had been down in the courtyard of Air Temple Island for what was supposed to be a small get-together celebrating Asami and Korra's return from the Spirit World.

But, as it often happens in Republic City; people talk. The Avatars return from the Spirit World was unexpected and therefore exciting enough to spark interest. Even her departure was so shrouded in mystery that rumors began gripping the slowly rebuilding outskirts of Republic City.

"I heard the Avatar disappeared into the Spirit world, never to return."

"She ran away to get out of being responsible for all this destruction, no doubt! Good riddance."

"They say she kidnapped a girl and took her with her."

"I heard she stole her from a wedding!"

"Not just a wedding, she ran off with the bride!"

"She's definitely never going to return. No way, not after destroying downtown and stealing some girl."

"The Avatar has left us. Forever. Better start looking for the next one in 30 years."

All this talk had turned the already fascinating and mysterious Spirit Portal into something of a local legend. The Spirt Portal that 'swallowed up the Avatar' had been left untouched since downtown Republic city had been destroyed in the conflict with Kuvira. In the time that Korra and Asami had been gone, the site had become a popular destination for the occasional tourist with enough nerve to brave the spirit wilds. No one entered or left the Spirit World, everyone who made it to the Spirit Portal hoped to steal a glance of the missing Avatar.

Yesterday evening, a handful of lucky travelers were the first to glimpse Korra and her mystery captive. They emerged from the bright light, hand in hand, before a swarm of visiting citizens flocked to them, taking pictures and asking questions. That was all it took for the entirety of Republic City to hear about the return of the Avatar. Varrick organized a grand party on Air Temple Island in record time. Before Asami or Korra could even unpack on the island, they were swarmed with guests and Varrick's many illustrious contacts hoping to sneak a peek of the Avatar. Mako, Bolin, and Opal were a welcome sight amongst the flood of people in the courtyard. The three of them rushed to Korra's side when they saw her, wrapping her up in a big group hug. They didn't have long to socialize before the crowd demanded Korra's attention. So Asami graciously answered every question that was hurled in Korra's direction, Bolin and Opal took turns slipping her snacks from the refreshment table, and Mako fell into the natural habit of scowling at anyone who got too ill-mannered with the Avatar.

After hours of telling and retelling the same stories, dodging questions about Republic City's construction and assuring to all who would listen that Asami had gone to the Spirit World of her own accord, Korra decided she had enough. But it wasn't until most of the guests present began swaying on their feet from drink that Korra saw her opportunity to escape. She found Bolin by the refreshments table and sidled next to him.

"I don't know about you, but I'm thinking I wanna get out of here." Korra said under her breath.

Bolin grinned. "And here I thought you would never ask. Follow me."

He found Opal and took her by the hand. Korra waved for Asami to follow. On the way, they passed Mako, and Asami dragged him away from a very pretty Fire Nation girl. Together, the five of them sought refuge from the party. Bolin led them across a zen garden covered in fruit trees and koi ponds, down a flight of stairs down towards the shore, and eventually to a small cottage at the edge of a grove of crooked trees rooted in the sand. Once at the door to the cottage, Bolin expertly fished a key from a potted plant near a shrub and handed it to Opal, who unlocked the door.

The group stared at them for a second. Bolin turned red and scratched the back of his head. "Me and Opal used to come here sometimes when she visited the island. You'd be surprised how little privacy there is up there." He jerked his head towards the main building on the hill, where the party was still raging. "I don't have an apartment yet so….this is just as good."

Opal looked embarrassed before she took Bolin's hand and led him inside, cutting off any further explanation of why they needed privacy.

The main room was small and dim. On the floor were tatami mats and large fluffy pillows, but the tables and chairs had been stacked against the rice paper walls. The shudders were drawn over the hexagonal windows. Besides the pillows in the center of the room, everything was coated in a thin layer of dust. It was obvious this guard post had not been used in some time.

"Well its cozy." Said Korra, stepping across the threshold.

Opal strolled ahead of the group. "But there's always room for improvement." She said. She crouched near a rolled up set of tatami mats and from them, she pulled out 3 large glass bottles of varying shapes and sizes.

"Where'd you get those?" Bolin blurted out, incredulous.

"Swiped them from Tenzins private stash." She said smirking.

Korra stepped up and took an opaque bottle with a sandy finish. She uncorked it, and breathed in the sharp scent of hard liquor, then let out a low whistle in appreciation. "Tenzin, you filthy hypocrite." She laughed. She turned to Asami and grinned. "Now we can really get this party started."

Asami snorted. "This I have to see." She said knowingly. She knew that Korra had never had an unmoderated amount of alcohol in her entire life. Between a sheltered childhood lead by the staunch White Lotus, to training under Tenzin and his strict Air Nation traditions, she hadn't much room for more than a few drinks here and there.

Opal plopped herself on an oversized red pillow, patting a space beside her for Bolin. He nudged his brother in the ribs before shuffling quickly to the floor and planting a kiss on Opal's cheek as she handed him a clear bottle with amber liquid sloshing inside. Korra offered the remaining floor pillow to Asami, who sat down graciously, with Korra settling in beside her.

All eyes turned to Mako, who remained the only one still standing.

"People are going to be looking for us." He said.

"Who is coherent enough to realize were gone?" Said Asami

"Chief Beifong is. She will notice we're gone. " He added.

"Not with Kya around." Opal quipped. "I saw them dancing together, she's got her hands full."

'What about Tenzin?"

"Believe me, by the time he gets his kids to bed, he'll be out." Korra said.

"But—"

"Big Bro," Bolin said, taking the remaining bottle from Opal. "You gotta learn to live a little." He offered the bottle to Mako.

Mako wavered on the spot. He had no more excuses, but he didn't want to admit it. Korra scoffed, and instead of speaking, she airbent a gust of wind in his direction. He lost his balance and fell to the floor in a disheveled heap.

"Korra!" He squawked indignantly.

"Sorry Mako, but you'd stand there all night if you could." Korra said. "And I do not want to go back to that party."

Mako brushed himself off and took the bottle from Bolin's hand begrudgingly. "I still think this is a bad idea. What are we even going to do in here?" He eyed the green glass bottle in his hand suspiciously.

"Let's play never have I ever." Said Opal.

From across the room Mako raised an eyebrow, simultaneously unsure yet positive of what was about to transpire.

"I….don't think that's a good idea." He said, looking anywhere except Korra and Asami's eyes.

"Why not?" Asami said, daring Mako to find a reason. He said nothing, only fiddled with his attire for a few moments, and she looked instead to Korra. "Korra, what do you think?"

Korra hesitated a beat, looking from Mako to the rest of the group, who were practically vibrating with excitement. She then looked at the bottle in her hands. Before she could convince herself not to, she took a swig from the bottle quickly. The liquid burned in her chest as she swallowed a mouthful. It settled warmly in her belly, making her feel hot and confident. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and smirked. "Let's do this."

Mako sighed, defeated. "How do you even play this game?"

"You've never played?" Said Asami.

"No." He said, turning red.

"I used to watch my brothers play all the time with their friends." Said Opal. "Everyone goes in a circle and says something they have never done. If you haven't done it, you sit tight. But if you have, you take a drink, and tell the group what you did." Mako's didn't look convinced.

Asami spoke next. "Here, I'll start. Never have I ever not known how to play this drinking game." She said. "Mako, you'd drink, because you've never played." Mako raised the bottle to his lips and took a small sip. He let out a small hiss once he had swallowed. The liquid in his green bottle was clear and apparently very strong. After a moment, however, a flush came to his cheeks.

Much to everyone's surprise, Korra took a drink as well. Asami smiled slyly and licked her lips. Opal looked around the room excitedly and clapped her hands together enthusiastically.

"Let the games begin."