A/N: Hello! Hehehe... I was pretty happy with the reactions I got for this one. They were cute. Boopem, I love you. Marioexpertken, you already know I love you. BASICALLY I LOVE YOU BOTH! MUHAHAHAHA! Time for fluffiness...
Roach yawned and looked around, glancing at the clock. It said 10:00a.m. His eyes widened and he leapt from the bed, immediately falling on his ass. In his haste, he had forgotten about last night. His ass hurt like a bitch. He groaned and rolled onto his stomach. His ribs ached, but he just ignored them. He didn't know if he'd be able to walk... shit. Ghost walked in, drying his wet hair with a towel, and gave him a weird look.
He stopped beside him and said, "Nice ass, but... why are you on the floor?"
Roach glared up at him and he smirked.
"Oooh, you can't walk? Hey, that's your fault."
"How the bloody hell is it my fault?! You topped!" He protested.
"Yeah, but you initiated it." Ghost replied, crossing his arms defensively.
"Fuck you."
"Nope, not now. Too early."
A cheeky grin spread across Ghost's face, which only pissed Roach off more. Finally after a few minutes, Ghost caved and picked him up. He winced and clutched at his ribs as he set him on the bed. Ghost kissed his nose and walked away, muttering something about meds. He came back a few minutes later and made Roach take his pain meds, then sat down beside him.
"You okay?" He asked, his voice full of concern.
Roach just nodded.
"You gonna take a shower? You smell like sex." He said with a smile.
Roach smiled back and said, "That's not a bad thing, is it?"
"No, not at all. But Soap and Price won't like it."
"Who gives a fuck?"
"Certainly not me."
They laughed and Roach's phone started ringing. He sighed and answered it. It was Soap, asking him to come help them with something.
"Yeah, I'll be there in a minute." He said, hanging up.
Ghost pouted. "You're leaving me?"
"Yup." He said, getting up and getting dressed.
"Whhhhyyyyyy?"
"Cause those idiots need help hacking into something."
Ghost sighed and sat there watching him get dressed. After a few minutes, Roach turned around with a smirk.
"Enjoying the show?"
"Yeah, I just wish you were getting undressed instead of dressed." Ghost said with a pout.
Roach giggled and wiggled his butt.
"I'm bootylicious~"
Ghost laughed poked it. Roach jumped and ran to the other side of the room with a slight limp.
"Heeey! No poking!"
"Who says you get to make the rules?"
"I do, bitch."
Roach put his shoes on and went for the door, only to have Ghost grab him and and pull him into a kiss. He really wanted to stay... but he couldn't. Soap would be pissed and probably walk in on them. He hurriedly pulled back, blushing at the thought. Ghost chuckled and pinched his cheeks.
"You're adorable."
"They're waiting. I have to go."
"No quickies?" Ghost pouted.
"Nope."
"Ugh, fine."
"I'll make it up to you later." Roach said, waving and leaving the room.
Ghost smirked evilly and muttered, "You sure will."
Roach walked into the rec room, trying his best to hide his limp. Everyone was in there, sitting on the couches, eating food, and playing video games. Soap looked up and beckoned him over.
"What is it you need?"
Soap handed him the computer and be started working on it.
"Why are you limping?" Toad asked from the couch.
"'M not." He muttered in response.
"Ummm... yeah. Yeah you are." Archer said, his eyes scanning him like an x-ray.
"Stop looking at me like that. It's annoying." Roach said, still focussed on the computer.
"Whatever."
Price walked into the room and smirked at the pair before whispering something to them. They started laughing and said things like, 'Oh, now I understand' and 'Oh my god'. Roach tried to concentrate but he just couldn't with all the laughing.
He shot them a murderous glare and said, "What the bloody hell is so funny?!"
They giggled and Toad said, "Damn Roach... I didn't know you bottomed."
Roach refused to let his surprise show. He kept a completely straight face.
"What are you talking about?"
"We heard you, there's no point in denying it." Price said with a sly smile.
"I always knew you were perverts." He sighed, shaking his head.
"What? Why?!"
"Cause you were sitting outside people's doors listening to them fuck. Creepy~"
"We were not!"
"Yeah! We were just walking by!'
"Mhmmm, sure."
"But it's true!"
He didn't say anything more on the matter and finished what he was doing. It didn't take him long to crack the system and get them in. He stood and handed the laptop to Soap before wordlessly leaving the room. He went back to Ghost's room and opened the door to... an empty room. He entered and looked around.
"Ghost?"
Suddenly a large amount of force knocked him to the floor. The air was shoved from his lungs in one explosive whoosh. He was too stunned to do anything for a moment. Then he heard a laugh. He immediately recognized it. He glared up at Ghost, who was on top of him straddling his hips.
"You scared the shit out of me, you idiot!"
Ghost only laughed harder. He tried to hit him but Ghost grabbed his hands and pinned them to the floor. He struggled and squirmed but couldn't get him off no matter what he did.
"I hate you."
"Love you too, cutiepie."
"You're squishing meee..." Roach whined.
"Earlier you ditched me. So rude."
"I had to! The captain told me to come help!"
"No excuses."
Roach sighed in defeat.
"Buuut... you could always make it up to me." Ghost said, his eyes shining with excitement.
Roach just started at him for a moment.
"You're a whore, you know that right?"
A/N: Silly chapter! Yay! It was cute. Please review! PLEASE!
Btw- Does anyone know any pet names for these two? Like seriously... I can't think of any other than cutiepie. Please tell me if you know any! TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE BEFORE I DELETE THIS STORY! Hehehe... :P