Aghhh I know it's almost been a month since my last update but I'm a huge procrastinator :) *cough* Caesar Ciper *cough*

{REVIEWS}

Ella Le Hissy: I am definitely continuing and I already messaged you with the whole Mabel hitting on Danny thing but I will not mention it here for spoiling reasons :)

Kasey Phantom: Uh... aaahh? XD

Nobody: Lol I didn't even take it as yelling and don't worry about it I would do the exact same thing :3 I just got all like 'wwoooooooww' with myself because of my dumb mistake :)

Wulf: Lol I would totally draw Danny x Sam but it would be a couple of failure sticklike figures XD but I will try to convince a friend to draw a cover for the story that shall include AmythestOcean :) It will probably be hand drawn though because she can't do digital XP

randomgirl. tt: Well here it is :)

TotallyObsessedWithSVTFOE: Agghh it's totally like you to reply only when I make a fail.. :P AND NO I AM NOT DOING PINECEST! I ALSO SHIP DIPCIFICA HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! Grrr... and yah right you're probably gonna forget to review :P

CasNightingale02: I don't think I'm gonna put Ford in... Tbh I don't really like Ford, he's really irritating XP (Sorry not sorry Ford fans!)

Cat: I shall finish (I dunno if I'd call it a book but..) And thanks :)

{DISCLAIMER:ALEX HIRSH AND BUTCH HARTMAN ARE NOT ME SO YAH!}

Me: Next chappie :)

Mabel: So is Danny gonna fight ghosts? *gapes with hands on cheeks*

Dipper: Probably gnomes.

Danny: Gnomes? That sounds lame...

Dipper: *defensive* Gnomes are worse than they sound! They can come together and form a giant!

Danny: What's next? Unicorns?

Mabel: The unicorns are a selfish species... *shudders*

Danny: Oh come on! I can't look cool fighting a bunch of fairytale creatures!

Mabel *whispers* The gnomes puke rainbows~

Danny: ...

Wendy: Wait, didn't you say this is before Ford? Weren't the unicorns after Ford?

Me: The fanfiction belooww is without Ford but for up here who gives a-

Grunkle Stan: Hot Belgian Waffles!

Me: Yeah that.

Jazz: *struggles with gnome* We can do this ghost getters!

Mabel: *shoots grappling hook at gnome* Grappling hook!

Me: Let's just start... *pinches bridge of nose* Just... Whatever.

Gravity Falls; July 18th, 2012.

"Gravity Falls? Never heard of it," Tucker voiced as they read the sign.

"Well let's keep going, we'll stop at the first place we see and ask where we are," Danny decided.

"And when we are," Sam added.

"Right."

"It must be a pretty secluded town for it to have dirt roads and forests that are practically endless," Jazz concluded.

"And creepy." Tucker added.

"It's just a forest, it's not like-"

"Guys, I think there's a house over there." Sam interrupted as she pointed to the dimly shining light in the distance from a path off the road.

"We should probably ask where we can find a hotel in this town, it's gotta be at least eight and we don't have any place to sleep."

"I say we stick it out in the woods, a night in nature might be refreshing." Sam suggested.

"There's no WAY I'm sleeping exposed to animals who will eat me, in the middle of a haunted forest." Tucker retorted.

"Tuck, Amity is haunted. This forest is just an average, normal forest." Danny assured, "But I'd still rather sleep in a bed than in the woods." Danny said as he turned to face Tuck.

"Mystery... Hack?" Jazz wondered aloud.

"What?" Danny asked as he turned back forwards, "Oh," he said as his eyes reached the shack.

"It's mystery shack, The S fell off." Sam explained as she pointed to the fallen S.

"So is it a store or a house?" Tucker asked.

"No idea." replied Danny as he walked towards the shack.

The four walked up, tired out from the long walk, and went to the door of the side with the lights on. Danny knocked on the door and a few seconds later, it opened.

"Uh, do you know where we can find a hotel, or inn or something?" he asked the young boy with a pine tree on his hat.

But before the boy replied, an older guy in a cheap looking suit and a maroon fez walked behind him and spoke, "No hotels around here. But if you want you can stay here, for a price that is," he spoke fanning through a stack of money that seemed to appear out of nowhere.

The boy nudged him, "Grunkle Stan, don't you think it's a little dangerous to take in strangers overnight?" he half-whispered.

"Nonsense!" He bellowed, these kids look completely harmless!" he paused, "Wait, you kids have money right?"

"Uh... yeah...?" Danny answered with a wary glance towards the rest of the group who shrugged.

"Great! Dipper, tell Soos he gets the breakroom tonight and find some sleeping bags." he said.

"But Grunkle Stan, I don't think-"

"Shush kid, we have guests."

"Did somebody say guests?" Gasped a girl that appeared beside the boy, most likely his sister, "Nice to meet you all, I'm Mabel, this is my twin bro Dipper, this is Grunkle, Soos is in the kitchen, and this is waddles," she introduces as she hugged the pig.

Oink.

"Tell me if you need anything! Especially stickers!" Mabel told the four as she took out a sheet of stickers and put one on Jazz's hand who silently cooed.

"Why can't I find a connection for my beloved PDA?!" Tucker asked dramatically as the kids looked at him quizzically.

"PDA?" Dipper asked, "Weren't those discontinued, like four years ago?"

"WHAT?!" Tucker panicked.

Sam laughed nervously, "What he means is that he collects vintage technology and he thought it was older but I guess the seller lied," Sam lied.

"Nice save ghost-getter number two," Jazz whispered a little too loudly.

Stan chuckled nerously, "Right..."

"I don't think this is a good idea Danny, what if they're serial killers." Tucker said warily to which Mabel pulled out a box of Happy-O's and stabbed the box with a be-sparkled fork, jokingly saying, "Die! Die!" with a giggle.

"They seem harmless enough, besides, if anything goes wrong I can just fly us out of here." Danny replied, whispering the last eight words.

Suddenly, the group heard sniffing.

"Did someone make tacos?" Tucker asked as he inhaled the air.

"How did you-" Dipper started.

"Come on in, I'm sure Soos made extra." Stan stepped aside to let the four in.

Team Phantom ate in awkward silence as Stan counted money, Mabel worked on knitting sweaters for the visitors, who they presumed to be Soos, made tacos, and Dipper flipped through some journal, deep in thought. Dipper's eyes widened in panic as he grabbed Mabel's arm and ran upstairs. Danny, being the half ghost he was, decided to investigate.

"Where's the bathroom?" Danny asked.

"Upstairs, first door on the right," answered the hoarse voice of Stan.

Danny nodded before going upstairs and turning invisible, phasing through the room where Dipper was pacing nervously and Mabel was putting stickers on herself.

"I'm serious Mabel! He's got to be a werewolf!" Dipper panicked

Danny tilted his head in confused amusement while Mabel called out, "Team Jacob!"

"There's no way he could've smelled the food without a werewolf's sense of smell!"

"Psh, you're just being paranoid." Mabel responded as she walked towards the door with her knitting project and walked down the stairs.

Swiftly, Danny phased into the bathroom, flushed the toilet, turned the faucet on and off and returned to the kitchen where an argument was talking place between Tucker and Sam about eating plants vs meats. Again.

Danny mentally facepalmed while Stan seemed pretty entertained.

Mabel gasped, "We still don't know your names!"

"Sorry about that," Danny scratched his neck sheepishly, "I'm Danny, the carnivore over there is Tucker, the Ultra-recyclovegitarian is Sam-"

"Ultra-re what?" Mabel furrowed her brows.

"Sam and Danny spoke at the same time, "doesn't eat anything with a face on it."

"Oh."

"And that's Jazz." he pointed to his sister who smiled as she waved.

"So what brings you dudes to town?" Soos asked.

"Uhhh..." Danny hummed loudly.

"Ghost Hunting!" Jazz blurted out.

"Jazz!" Sam scolded.

Dipper furrowed his brows, "Usually people not from Gravity Falls don't believe things like ghosts." The group furrowed their brows in a 'why not' sort of expression.

"Well we're from Amity," Jazz explained, earning a elbow nidge from Sam and slight glares from Tucker and Danny.

"Amity? Never heard of it." Dipper replied.

"I have!" Stan announced, "Ah, I still remember the day I was banned from Amity Park, it;s like it was yesterday." he reminisced.

"Why'd you get banned?" Mabel questioned accusingly.

"That doesn't matter now!" he said nervously. After a moment, he ruffled her hair, "It was twenty-six years ago, 1986..." he sighed nostalgically.

Meanwhile, Danny counted his fingers trying to figure out the year.

"It's 2012," Sam whispered, interrupting his concentration.

"Hey, you know I'm bad at math," he defended but snickered as he faced Tucker, "Hear that Tuck? That means PDA's will be discontinued any day now in our time."

Tucker looked beyond bewildered as he hugged his PDA to his chest.

"I thought ghost portals could only bring you back in time," Jazz intervened with a hushed voice to the three.

"I thought so too," Danny said before turning back to the others who were chatting amongst themselves, except for Dipper who was deep in thought.

"Ok kids," Stan spoke to his great niece and nephew, "You should get to sleep, Baby Wrestling is on soon and I'm not missing it."

"Night Grunkle Stan," the twins said as they went upstairs. Mabel paused and ran back down, using a tape measure to measure the four visitors arms and waists before running upstairs."

"Uhh...?" Danny hummed in question towards Stan.

"She likes to make sweaters," he explained simply before walking towards the living room, "You four can sleep in there, "he pointed towards a door as he exited the kitchen.

"Night dudes," Soos said as he walked in the tiny breakroom.

"Am I the only one getting weird vibes from this town?" Tucker asked the group as they went to their room.

Thanks to everyone for reading, reviews, follows and favorites are appreciated. :) TotallyObsessedWithDP signing off~

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