One day Kirito was on the internet and found out they were remaking LSD Dream Emulator for virtual reality. Everyone was excited and wanted to rape the game and Hitler pony. "Cool!" He blurted out while looking at the game commercial.

"Kirito, stop going on reddit during class. You'll fail and be a failure. A handsome failure." Said Sensei, who had the hots for Kirito just like every other lady and some guys. But he was her student, so it was forbidden. Plus he had a girlfriend.

The next day Kirito took the test and did so good that he got 200% even though he was always on reddit or making out with Asuna in class, because he's just that swag.

"There is nothing left for me to teach you, my child." Sensei handed him his diploma which he got early because he got an A++++. "And now that you're not my student, we can be together!" She took off her clothes and bent over her desk seductively. The rest of the class stared awkwardly, especially Asuna.

"I shall go play video games!" Kirito said and jumped out the window. He frontflipped, landed perfectly on a motorcycle, and drove to Gamestop while a Skrillex song played. Gamestop had the hots for him and gave him LSD for free. The black-clad pretty boy went home and used the potty so he wouldn't shit his pants while he was diving for hours. Then he put the game in the thing and put it on his face.

He was in a weird room. The graphics were insane over 9000 fps and way better than the ps1 version. He walked to a place with dead bodies and then teleported to some trees and then there was a trippy cutscene. "Man, this is nuts. I wonder how freaked out I'd be if I was actually on acid right now."

He logged out and went to his sister's room. Suguha was doing homework in her underwear. When Kirito came in she tried look sexier for her handsome brother, who was actually her adopted cousin because the writers thought that made it less weird, but he was so focused on lsd that he didn't notice.

"Sugu, I know you have drugs."

"How did you know?! Please don't tell mom!"

"Chill, I'm not snitching on you. I want to try some so I can experience this game the way it was meant to be played."

"Oh, ok." She got a box from where it was hidden under her bed. Inside was a groovy, colorful pipe, a jimi hendrix lighter, and a bag of green plants. It was...weed!

Kirito knew from tv that drugs were bad, but because he was a teenager and good at video games and school and sex, he thought the drugs would not have a bad effect on him or his sister.

"Do you have any acid?" He asked.

"Nah man, that stuff is unnatural. Weed's good for you. "

Kirito sighed. "It'll do for now."

The busty girl put the drugs in the pipe and lit it, then handed it to Kirito, who inhaled it and coughed. They passed it between each other and smoked it for a few minutes until they got high. Kirito had never been high before. It felt kind of funky. They watched some Black Jesus and ate an entire bag of cheetos. Then Sugu said, "Hey Onii Chan, weren't you going to play that game while you were wasted?"

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot." He smoked a little more and then went back to his room to have the ultimate LSD Dream Emulator experience. Suguha kept watching adult swim and ate some funyuns.

Now that Kirito was high, this game was seriously freaking him out. It was almost as immersive as when he couldn't log out of SAO and nearly died. He wandered around the bizarre landscape for several more hours until the drugs wore off. When he turned the game off he saw Suguha was in his room.

"What are you doing in here?"

She blushed. She had watched tv for a little while longer and then gone to watch Kirito and play with herself, but she told him she was just checking on him and hadn't been in there that long and hadn't touched her vagina. Then she quickly ran back to her room to finish. Kirito briefly wondered what was up with her and then got ready for bed.

'Smoking weed was a lot of fun,' he thought as he lay in bed, 'I should have tried this sooner. I bet playing ALO stoned would be interesting. I wonder if Asuna would do it with me.' He fell asleep and dreamt about doing drugs with his beloved Asuna and having hot sex with her.

Author's note: Just in time for 4/20! I almost said it was the most immersive game he ever played, then I remembered the actual plot of the show this was based on ^-^