Skype Crew Chats - Chapter 2
Caps Lock Crisis
Disclaimer: I, for some strange reason, do NOT own Fairy Tail.
Chat: Do Fairys Have Tails?
1:45pm
TooCold4You: I know this isn't really too important but it's been bugging me for a while, why is the word 'Fairies' in the chat name spelt incorrectly?
GonnaGetBurned: Aha, funny that, huh?
TooCold4You: Nevermind, solved the mystery...
TooCold4You changed the group name to 'Do Fairies Have Tails?'
TooCold4You: There.
TheTitania: Why are you guys texting? Aren't you in class?
GonnaGetBurned: Aren't you?
TheTitania: ...
Chat: Do Fairies Have Tails?
2:32pm
GonnaGetBurned: You guys wanna hear a joke?
BuyMeADrink: No.
Group: Do Fairies Have Tails?
4:36pm
GonnaGetBurned: Hey, Gray?
TooCold4You: What do you want now?
GonnaGetBurned: I have a... problem…
TooCold4You: I'm not helping you with your homework again. Theres only so much I can take
GonnaGetBurned: Thats not it! Although...
TooCold4You: Don't even think about it
TooCold4You: Wait… What were you going to ask me?
WordsOfTheSoul: Hey guys!
GonnaGetBurned: Hey, Levy? I kinda wanted to talk to Ice Dick in private… Can you give us a sec?
WordsOfTheSoul: Erm, sure.
[WordsOfTheSoul is away]
TooCold4You: Okay, what do you want to ask me?
GonnaGetBurned: Well, you see... I have this feeling...
TooCold4You: This could be interesting.
GonnaGetBurned: Um… Okay, anyway, I wanted to ask you a question about a person and this feeling
BuyMeADrink: Heyo!
GonnaGetBurned: CANA, GET OFF NOW!
EyesBehindTheMask: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
GonnaGetBurned: YOU TOO BICKSLOW
BuyMeADrink: Okay, rude. Who pissed in your coffee...
[BuyMeADrink is away]
TooCold4You: Okay, so what?
TheTitania: Why is Cana cursing out Natsu?
GonnaGetBurned: I SWEAR TO MAVIS, IF ANYONE ELSE GETS LOGS ON
CelestialKeys: Hey!
TheDarkSwordsman: I'm at your assistance
FasterThanYou: Yo.
DripDrop: I thought I saw Gray-sama on Skype earlier ^_^
FairyFlight: Seems everyone else is here
SkyMistress: Hey everyone!
EatIron: You lot are on, this is bound to be interesting. Or annoying.
GonnaGetBurned: OH MY GOD I AM SO FREAKIN' ANNOYED RIGHT NOW THAT I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY IT
SkyMistress: Oh no!
EatIron: Oh wow.
BuyMeADrink: Well, we've officially pissed off Natsu.
GonnaGetBurned: YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL TERRIBLE.
BuyMeADrink: Well, I don't.
GonnaGetBurned: WHATEVER.
TooCold4You: You can stop writing in caps now.
GonnaGetBurned: I CAN'T. I PRESSED THE BUTTON SO HARD THAT IT'S BROKEN. SEE WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE?
SkyMistress: I feel terrible!
GonnaGetBurned: GOOD.
TooCold4You: How do you even do that, aren't you using your mobile?
GonnaGetBurned: DON'T YOU START WITH ME. YOU STARTED THIS.
TooCold4You: You came to ME for help. AND WE COULD'VE JUST USED PM!
GonnaGetBurned: FIGHT ME
BuyMeADrink: You're idiots. Both of you
Group: The Slayers
7:56 pm
ThatsGonnaSting: I feel pretty… Oh so pretty… I feel pretty and witty and GAYYY!
EatIron: I won't even ask.
SkyMistress: I'm scared…
GonnaGetBurned: I THINK WE ALL SHOULD BE.
LightningStrikes: Your caps lock is still broken?
GonnaGetBurned: OH YES. AND NO ONE CAN FIX IT. I'LL BE STUCK WITH OVERABBREVIATED SENTENCES FOREVER! NOW, IF I WANT TO WHISPER SOMETHING IN A CHAT, IT'LL LOOK LIKE I'M YELLING AND THEN EVERYONE WILL BE MORE SCARED OF ME THAN THEY ARE OF GAJEEL AND/OR LAXUS!
LightningStrikes: I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment...
EatIron: Everyone's just gonna ignore the fact that Sting sounds like he's been drugged up? Okay.
ShadowLord: Minerva was messing around with his phone.
EatIron: That makes sense.
GonnaGetBurned: MAYBE I SHOULD MESS AROUND WITH GRAY'S PHONE. THAT COULD BE FUN.
ShadowLord: How exactly did you break your caps lock?
GonnaGetBurned: LONG STORY.
LightningStrikes: Long story short, he's an idiot.
GonnaGetBurned: RUDE.
LightningStrikes: I try.
Group: Do Fairies Have Tails?
9:00pm
ShiningBrighterThanYou: I'M ON AT 9:00 PM! WOO!
BuyMeADrink: And?
ShiningBrighterThanYou: The later it is THE MORE I CAN SHINE FOR MY DEAR LUCY!
CelestialKeys: I'm getting the feeling that Natsu's not the only one with a broken caps lock key.
GonnaGetBurned: LUCY'S GOT A FEELING….
TooCold4You: That tonight's gonna be a good night….
GonnaGetBurned: THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD, GOOD NIGHT!
TooCold4You: THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD, GOOD NIGHT!
EatIron: How many times do I have to tell you two to shut up?
GonnaGetBurned: AWWW, YOU LOVE ME GAJEEL!
EatIron: How about no.
KnucklePlant: … Every time someone starts another conversation, you guys make it all about you.
WordsOfTheSoul: I feel you, Droy.
Group: Sabertooth in the Chat!
10:23pm
ShadowLord: You know what sucks?
YourMistress: You?
ShadowLord: … Shut up.