A/N: So sad that Gintama is ending, and especially the newest chapter (I can't believe it! Seppuku? Really?) Anyway sorry for the wait this is the last chapter.

English is not my mother language so forgive me for any grammar mistake and misspelling.

And sorry if the character seems OOC

Disclaimer: I wish I can own Gintama, obviously you guys know which pairing I will make it sail.

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Chapter 4: aftermath of the party is the worst part, so always prepare aspirin all the time

Gintoki woke up with the worst headache in his entire life. The sun shone bright through the shoji's slit, reminded everyone on the room to wake up. 'Right. Last night we all join Gorilla's party.' While holding his head, he looked around the room, pile of bodies scattered across the room like some scene in many mystery afternoon drama. He's shocked the moment he looked at his condition.

'Oi, oi. Why am I naked!?'

As if to answer his question, a naked woman body woke up beside Gintoki, making the latter scream. "Ah, Gin-san. I guess you woke up earlier then me, tee-he." Gintoki widening his eyes with panic seeing the purple haired woman beside him.

"SA-CHAN!"

"Ano… Gin-san… I just want to tell you that you were really great last night." Sa-chan said while blushing. "Ah… Gin-san… I just really happy with the fact that we could finally do it last night."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!"

"You don't remember, Gin-san? About how you *** and *** me, then you *** and-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE DETAIL! NO, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ALL OF IT!"

With such hurry the silver perm haired man rushed to the glasses in the corner of the room.

"Oi! Wake up, Patsuan. How long do you plan to sleep like that. There's urgent problem here and you just sleep!"

Glasses woke up while rubbing his eyes. "Ah? Danna? What happe-"

"Patsuan! You need to help me. There's this crazy woman who think I've done it with her and I don't remember it all and I know it was all just a big joke like in chapter 336 and –"

"Danna. Calm down first. Try to remember the detail. Maybe –"

"HOW LONG WILL YOU GUYS DOING THAT STUPID JOKE? I'M RIGHT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND HOW IS MY GLASSES IN YAMAZAKI-SAN?"

The glasses wearing human immediately took his partner off from Yamazaki and wear it again. "But back to the topic, it's possible that you really did it all and don't remember, Gin-san. Last night you're really got wasted. Besides, we're all really didn't have the mood to do that kind of joke like last time."

"Ah… Gin-san. How dare you to forget last night. Just so you know…" Sa-chan looked at the floor while blushing. "… last night was my first time…"

'OI YOU CRAZY STALKER! HOW DARE YOU TO BLUSHED AT TIMES LIKE THIS!'

"But it's okay, Gin-san. The scar you made in my heart, as always, successfully makes me falling more in love with you, even though I prefer you to remember the pleasure you gave to me. tee-he."

'WHAT PLEASURE?! AND WHY ARE YOU HAPPY BEING FORGOTEN LIKE THAT YOU M STALKER?!'

"Now, now, Gin-san. At any rate what's done is done, the problem now is how to proceed from here. By the way, where is Kagura-chan?"

"A… ah! Right! Kagura!" Gintoki looked away from Sa-chan's hopeful eyes and open the shoji, shocked looking at his adopted daughter's condition since last night.

"OI! HOW DID SOUCHIRO-KUN SLEEP AT KAGURA'S CLEAVAGE LIKE THAT?!"

But before the sweet tooth went outside to the sleeping couple, a voice interrupted him. "Oi! Why are you all yelling at this early in the morning?"

What makes the Shiroyasha pale was not who did the voice belong to, but in what state the owner of the voice looked. His limp walk, his messy v-shaped bang, and especially his messy clothes as if he put it in a hurry, Gintoki suddenly have a bad feeling. "Ano… Oogushi-kun… what happened to you?"

"Hmm?" The raven haired man focused his eyes to Gintoki's dead fish eyes, his glare looked like it can kill. "Are you saying that you forgot what you just did to me last night?"

'WHAT? WHAT ELSE DID I DO WHEN I WAS UNCONCIOUS LAST NIGHT?'

"So you're this type of person, doing something like that just because of alcohol. Yah, I already knew it, you're a bastard after all. But at least, I… I want you to take some responsibilities for what happened last night. After all… it was… my first time…" Hijikata said with such red in his face even though he looked cool like always, or should we said, he's trying to be as cool as he can.

'WHY ARE YOU TALKED LIKE SOME BLUSHING HIGH SCHOOL GIRL? YOU ARE THE DEMON VICE CHIEF OF SHINSENGUMI!'

"So, what's next? You're going to take some responsibilities or what?"

"O… oh! Me too, Gin-san!"

"NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ALL OF THIS! I WOULD NEVER DO SOME THREESOME WITH SOME CRAZY M STALKER WOMAN AND A MAYO LOVING MAN IN MY WHOLE LIFE! I WOULD NEVER DO IT! OI, ZURA! TELL THEM SOMETHING. I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?! I DIDN'T DO IT, DIDN'T I?"

Silence. "Ano… Gin-san, it looks like Katsura-san already went away. He left some letter in the table."

As if on cue, all men in the room gather at the letter held by the glasses. Patsuan read the letter so that everyone can hear.

Dear all.

Thank you for last night. Even though the place was dirty and stink but I'm having such a blast. The food were really plenty and the sake was delicious, but the most important star of the party, are you guys all who liven the party last night. I'm truly grateful.

For Gintoki. You should really control your lust. You three were really loud, and you even want to do it to me and the glasses too. Thank goodness I immediately knock you up and makes you unconscious.

Shinpachi immediately shiver and looked to Gintoki who paled hearing it as if he is a number one pest. 'Thank you, Katsura-san.' He then cleared his throat and continue.

For Shinsengumi, thank you for continuing the party even when you figured my identity out as if nothing happened. I really appreciated it, and especially for Kondo-san. Thank you for taking me as one of your best friend even for one night. I prayed for your success getting that girl of your dream.

Everyone in the room didn't have anything to say, too stun hearing the terrorist's letter. Yamazaki with tears and snot immediately turned to his back. "Kondo-san. Did you hear it all?"

Silence.

"Are… Where's Kondo-san?"

"Ah! There's still more!"

Ps: I put a bomb in this room, as a gift for our new friendship. I guess by the time you reach the end of this letter, the bomb will blow up in 3… 2…

"KATSURA!"

*BOOM*

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Kondo truthfully just want to take a morning walk for a sec, you know, to ease the headache from last night. It started with a simple thing like that.

So why did it became his regular stalking activities like right now?

Really. Meeting Otae-san in the middle of his morning walk like this, is a pleasant coincident for the gorilla.

Until Otae-san tossed a rock to his direction, successfully hitting his head.

"Ara, Kondo-san? I think I saw some stalking gorilla, must be my imagination. What are you doing here?"

Kondo gulped looking at his crush's glare like he is a dirt. "A… ah… Otae-san. What a coincident to meet you at this place and time. Hahaha. I really just taking a morning walk to get rid of the alcohol from the party at Shinsengumi compound last night, I didn't have any intention to stalk you today, really!"

Tae raised her brow. "Party? Is that where Shin-chan went to last night, even forget to tell me and didn't went home? I was worried about him!"

"Ah, yes! Shinpachi-kun really drink a lot last night. Looked like he enjoyed the party very much last night!"

"Kondo-san…" The female gorilla's face darkened, making the gorilla gulped. "Did you just told me that you, who is of age, watching my dear brother who just turned 20 this year to drink and you allowed it?"

Kondo sweated, held his hand on air and shake his head. "N… no! Of course not! Ahaha. Of course Shinpachi-kun didn't drink a lot, did I just said that? Ahaha. He didn't drink at all at the party which, by the way, totally not to get over your rejection. Besides, is there a party last night? I didn't remember at all! Ahaha. Must be the alcohol."

Seeing Kondo sweat like that, Tae sighed. "You know, Kondo-san. I always thought you're really cool."

Kondo, hearing that, widening his eyes. "Eh? Really?"

"Of course." Tae smiled. "You are the respected chief of the notorious Shinsengumi, and I could see how you really care for your subordinate and civilian. You do your job really well. When you were caught, to be honest I was really scared. There's no reason to not see you as someone cool." Tae smiled softly. "To be honest, if you're not a stalker like this, I sometimes think I want to go out with you."

Kondo widening his eyes comically. Did he really hear that? The words he long to heard, words he never thought he would hear, right now was said by the person he long to hear it form the most. With such twinkle in his eyes, Kondo immediately held his beloved Otae-san's hand and said, "well then, will you go on a date with me, Otae-san? Obviously, my treat."

Otae smiled, making his heart beat faster, hoping this time his beloved finally saying yes. After his 1.683 rejections, finally, he done it! Suddenly, he found himself on the ground, his beloved looked at him from above with such disgust in her eyes. "There's no way I would go with you. Did you see your look right now? I must be crazy if I want to go with a man with only his boxer in the middle of the crowd this early in the morning, you pervert gorilla!"

Otae walked away with such a hurry. After a few steps she stopped for a while. With a blush she mumbled without anyone hear it in the empty road. "Even though I really meant what I just said, you baka gorilla."

Meanwhile, Kondo could only look at the sky. With this he was officially rejected for 1.684 times. Maybe he could make a party again when he was rejected for 2.587 times.

'Oh Otae-san… when will you ever accept my love?'

But if you think about it, if he can meet Otae-san this early in the morning, maybe today will be a good day.

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Omake 1

Gintoki sipped his strawberry milk slowly, his usual dead fish eyes turned annoyed with his newfound roommate situations. It's been 1 week after Kondo's rejection party, but it seems these 2 guys didn't have the intention to go back to their home. Moreover, they just make a mess in his home.

"Darling Gin-san, I have washes all your clothes! When will we do some *** and *** again?"

"Oi, Gintoki! I already put your letters in the table! Next time pay more attention to those letter. Oh, and it seems you haven't paid all your taxes!"

Truth to be told, he honestly couldn't take it anymore. "WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL IN MY HOUSE?!"

The purple afro haired woman put her hand on her hips and looked at the silver afro haired man in front of him with her brow raised. "Of course I'm staying here, Gin-san. Husband and wife stay in one house after all."

The black afro haired man with his v-shaped bang looked at Gintoki while drinking his mayonnaise straight from its bottle. "Well, you said it yourself that you will take some responsibilities. And the only thing you can do is to take us to become your new spouses. So yeah, that's why we're here."

"BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, DOESN'T IT?"

Sa-chan looked at the Shiroyasha with a puzzled look. "But it's the only way."

"Gintoki…" The demon vice chief glared at Gintoki. "Are you saying that you didn't want to make us your spouses?"

Gintoki sweated. "Err…"

"Gin-san..."

"Gintoki..."

They both glared. "You will take some responsibilities, don't you?"

Gintoki could only nod. 'Kami-sama, have I been wrong to you this whole time? Why do I always end up like this?'

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Omake 2

Kagura looked hesitantly at the box in front of her, the sender's name at the box makes her chill. 'Sadist…' Present from him usually end up being trouble, makes her hesitant to open the box. 'Could it be bomb?'

"Kagura-chan. How long do you intend to watch it just like that?"

Kagura looked at the glasses. "Shut up, Patsuan! You know this thing just smells trouble to us all, and you take it just like that!"

Hijikata lit his cigarette, earning some glare from Gintoki. "She's right, you know, present from Sougo always end up being trouble after all."

Shinpachi sighed. "But it's not like we could abandon this box in front of our door." Seeing everyone on the room looked at him, he sighed again. "Alright, alright. I will be the good bait like always and open this box."

Kagura suddenly pushed the glasses away. "This is addressed to me, yes? So I will be the one to open this box!" Everyone in the room looked nervously at the yato girl who open the box with such carelessness, until after she dump all the content of the box on the table, everyone especially Gintoki widened their eyes.

Chains, handcuff, whip. Name it all, every SM things are in the box. Gintoki looked at it with such red in his face while Kagura said, "ah! There's a letter."

Gintoki immediately took the card and read it.

China

Congratulation! After the event in Kondo-san's party I suddenly got some revelation, that your boobs had got bigger. I guess it's time to take you as mine, and that's why I give you all this items, so you could learn the art from the start. All of these are best qualities, so be grateful.

"Ah, he's right. these are all best qualities. I always want it but it's too expensive. Woah, you're really lucky, Kagura-chan."

"SHE'S LUCKY MY ASS! THIS IS NOT AN APROPRIATE ITEMS TO BE GIVEN TO A GIRL NO MATTER HOW OLD SHE IS, AND ESPECIALLY TO KAGURA-CHAN! TELL HER, GIN-SAN! Eh? Where's Gin-san?"

A silver afro ran across the street, his eyes lit with such passion, in his mind there's only one thing, and that is to kill a certain division one captain of the Shinsengumi. Holding his bokuto tightly, his scream can be heard across the Edo.

"SOUICHIRO-KUN!"