Solving-Human Bill

If Bill was honest with himself, he would admit that he was absolutely confused. One moment, his girlfriend was all snuggling and loving and the next, she was eating his ear off for making a joke about eating Waddles. He could tell Dipper was amused by the way he was getting scolded by his twin sister, Bill's girlfriend. She didn't even listen to Bill when he tried to talk to her. Eventually Mabel began to throw things at her demon boyfriend.

'If I don't find a way to calm her soon, she's going to have Ford blast me to another dimension… again,' Bill thought to himself. He needed a way to solve this quickly. The dream demon began to think of ways to fix the problem while dodging everything his Shooting Star was throwing at him. Somehow the female brunette found a frying pan in her attic room and was about to throw it at him too but was stopped by Bill's lips on her's. Dipper groaned and got up off his bed before leaving, giving the couple some privacy. Mabel began to relax and kiss back as the demon wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and Bill raised one hand to her head to play with her hair. He then broke away, remembering that she still needed to breath. Mabel rested her head on his shoulder and sighed happily. The dream demon placed a kiss on top of her head and held her closer to him.

"You are forgiven," Mabel said in a gross, love sick kind of way. Bill chuckled at his girlfriend as he pushed some off her loose hair behind her ear.

"Solving problems is one of my specialties," Bill said egotistically, making Mabel laugh.

"I thought you were always the one causing the problem," Mabel quized.

"Which makes me the best problem solver," Bill scoffed. Dipper then came back into the room and plopped on his bed with a sad sigh. Mabel lifted her head to look at her twin.

"What's wrong, brobro?" The female asked.

"I was hoping you'd end up hurting Bill since he decided to joke with you while you are on your period," Dipper said before sighing again.

Jealous-Triangle Bill

Bill had noticed that Mabel and Mermando have been spending more and more time together. He did not like it at all. He told Dipper about this but all the brunette did was laugh at the dream demon. Despite Dipper saying that Mabel isn't going to leave him for the merman, Bill still felt upset about Mabel spending all her time with the aquatic creature and not with her demon boyfriend. What Bill didn't know was that Mermando, at Mabel's request, had agreed to teach Mabel some spanish so she could try to impress Bill. Dipper, of course, knew because she wanted to make sure it was a good idea. Mabel knew Bill didn't like her spending so much time with her married friend but she was sure it would be worth it when she said a certain phrase to her demon boyfriend. After two months of learning spanish, Mermando told her he would be gone for a week in order to make sure his kingdom was still save and to make sure his wife didn't worry too much. Bill was sitting on Mabel's bed, waiting for her to return. Mabel soon skipped into the attic room while she hummed.

"Where have you been?!" Bill asked with bitterness. Mabel raised an eyebrow at his attitude.

"I just got back from the lake where I met up with Mermando," Mabel explained. Bill simply scoffed at her when she mentioned the man fish.

"Of course you were. It's not like your boyfriend wants to spend any time with you or anything!" Mabel realized that she could probably switch languages without him realizing it for a little bit.

"Calmarse, Bill . Mermando va a estar fuera durante una semana para que podamos pasar toda una semana juntos. (Calm down, Bill. Mermando is going to be away for a week so we can spend an entire week together.)" Mabel said in almost perfect spanish.

"And what about when he comes back? Are you just going to jump to him and leave me behind again?" Bill asked as he turned away from her.

"Nunca te izquierda y nunca lo haré . (I never left you and I never will.)" Mabel defended. Bill still didn't realized she was speaking to him in spanish.

"How are you so sure about that?" Bill asked. "For two MONTHS you've spent more time with fish boy than me! Aren't I entitled to at least some of your time?!"

"Sí. Ahora va a calmarse ? Usted está siendo ajeno a algo que he estado tratando de mostrarle. Es la razón por la que he pasado tanto tiempo con Mermando. (Yes. Now will you calm down? You are being oblivious to something I've been trying to show you. It's the reason I've been spending so much time with Mermando.)" Mabel said, starting to get bored with him not noticing. Bill turned back to her and looked her up and down. He didn't get it at all. Mabel rolled her eyes and enunciated for him. "Piense con cuidado acerca de qué y cómo estoy hablando. Se tarda mucho para que se den cuenta. (Think carefully about what and how I'm talking. It is taking forever for you to notice.)" Bill's eye widened in realization.

"You're… you're not even messing up the words," Bill said while he was still in shock, making Mabel giggle.

"¡Finalmente! (Finally!)" Mabel shouts before switching back to english. "Mermando has been teaching me so I could impress you. That's why I was spending so much time with him." Bill now felt guilty for thinking she would leave him and flopped on her bed, making her giggle again. The female twin walked over to the bed with a smile and picked him up in a hug before flopping down with her back on her bed.

"I feel ridiculous now," Bill grumbled, making her laugh at him.

"Demonio tonta. Usted debe saber que siempre te y sólo te amaré. (Silly demon. You should know that I will always love you and only you.)" Mabel said as she hugged him tighter to her. He hugged her back just as tight.

"Te amo demasiado , mi Estrella Fugaz. (I love you too, my Shooting Star.)" Bill said right before Dipper came in. He looked at the strange couple for a minute.

"Did you finally tell him?" Dipper asked his twin and she nodded 'yes'. "Good. Now I can stop hearing about how jealous he is of Mermando everyday." Dipper laid down on his bed and began reading one of the journals. Bill glared at him but didn't move away from his girlfriend.

"Voy a darle una buena pesadilla cuando se va a dormir. (I'll give him a good nightmare when he goes to sleep.)" Bill grumbled, making Mabel laugh loud enough for her twin to look at her.

"What did he just say?" Dipper asked. Bill was about to answer but Mabel interrupted him.

"Just that you should be careful what you say," Mabel said as she tried to hold back another wave of laughter.

Visible-Human Bill

Mabel was walking through the mall with Candy, Grenda, and Pacifica. She knew Bill was there too but he never made himself visible when she is with anyone, except Dipper of course. Bill liked rubbing it in her brother's face that he is with her and 'no one is allowed to have her'. Mabel found it quite cute when he was a little possessive of her. And today was a great example of that possessiveness.

"So when do we get to meet this boyfriend of yours?" Pacifica asked. Mabel chuckled nervously and looked around at her friends.

"That is entirely up to him," she said. "You've met him before but he has changed a lot since then." Mabel and the girls found a table to rest and eat at when a guy around their age, 20 years old, sauntered over to their table. His full attention was on Mabel.

"On a scale of one to ten: you are a nine and I'm the one you need," he said. Mabel rolled her eyes, not attracted to him at all, but he continued with the pick up lines. "Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?" Bill was watching this as he continued to flirt with his girlfriend. Although he would be lying if he didn't say that he was happy that his Shooting Star didn't flirt back. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me." This flirtatious guy was getting very irritated because Mabel wasn't falling all over him like other girls usually would. So he decided to 'pull out the big guns'. "You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight." Mabel was repulsed by what he had just said, the other females at the table were shocked, and Bill was furious. Within seconds, Bill made himself visible and punched the guy in the face. When the guy looked at the demon, he sneered. Bill's look of hatred was a hundred times more powerful than whatever look that human male could give him. Bill then turned to Mabel, who was smiling at him, and he pulled her to her feet only to dip her and kiss her, making Mabel smile into the kiss, showing everyone that she was his. The demon stood her up right before finally breaking the kiss. The guy had walked away long ago and the girls were still staring at the couple.

"Hey, girls! This is my boyfriend!" Mabel said excitely.

"Hey there," Bill said with a wave. Candy was the first to figure out who he is.

"Bill?" Candy asked. This was going to be a long explanation.

Solving- The first thing I thought of was Mabel on her period. I don't even know why.

Jealous- I just wanted Bill to be jealous of Mermando since it was the fish man who had Mabel's first kiss.

Vision- I literally had to look up pick up lines. I was going to have the dinosaur one be what sets Bill off but then I found the other one and I was repulsed by it. So I used it.

I hope you all enjoyed! I will try to keep this one updated every once in awhile. I will also be posting my new Mabill story once I've actually typed it. Please review and let me know what you think of this!