Chapter 1-Buffy in Sunnydale

"A night full of slayage. I think we should get pizza." Buffy twirled her stake in her hand, randomly drawing circles in the air. Life had been largely painful for Buffy as of late. Losing her mother, finding out her sister was the key the enemy wanted, Buffy was barely dealing. However, tonight felt different. Fighting vampires with her friends had put her in a weirdly good mood. It was like the old times, where everything was simpler. Vampire heart. Stab. Poof. Dust. Buffy didn't have to decide whether or not to sacrifice her little sister in order to save the world.

"I just rented Sailor Moon DVDs." Tara smiled and blushed while looking at Willow. "We could have a pizza / TV night."

"Sounds good to me." Willow kissed Tara gently on the forehead.

So, Buffy, Willow, and Tara went back to the Summers house.

The smell of the pizza soon lured the rest of the Scooby gang to the living room. Anya showed up with a giant bucket of popcorn. Dawn came downstairs in her fuzzy purple pajamas.

"Xander declined because he was afraid his penis would shrink if he watched Sailor Moon." Anya reported.

"Okay, so this is season 3, dubbed. I couldn't find the original version. Some mild violence, some romance…..um yeah. I know this is the first time you guys are watching this. So if you guys don't like it, I can switch. I don't mind. Oh and I like Season 3 the best…so let's start there," said Tara.

Three hours later

"This is ridiculous. They are not cousins. They are gay. Urgh." Willow threw a cushion at the TV.

"Honey, I think in the Japanese version, they are gay. But here, due to censorship and stuff..well…this happened." Tara slowly rubbed Willow's back, trying to calm her down.

"I wish they can fight here. How easy would it be? That fire sailor can just dust all the vampires in one shot. Poof. Gone. Buffy, I am the no-more-vampire-to-slay slayer."

Willow and Xander looked at Buffy pointedly. Surely, they would be better than anime characters.

"Once, I did a vengeance spell in an anime world. It was bizarre. I was so brightly colored. Some chick called, pissed off about a guy named Mamo, or was it Mamoru? I can't remember. Anyway, so I made him forget stuff…just keep on forgetting stuff…it was funny." Anya thought about her old vengeance days and let off a happy sigh.

"They..they…they are real?" Excited, Tara looked up.

"Oh yeah. They are just in another dimension. You need a lot of demonic energy to open the portal. Not. A. Good. Idea…"

"Urgh. I can't stand this anymore." Willow was still fuming on the couch. "Here. I know this little spell. I can make them speak their original lines in English."

Anya grabbed Willow. "Did you not just hear what I say? Dimension? Demonic energy? Hellllo….No spells."

A mischievous smile appeared on Willow's face. "Listen, Anya, …just listen."

Unbelievably, Willow's will was done. She had mastered this spell weeks ago. She didn't tell anybody. Not even Tara.

"Ta-da…Lesbian content." Willow pretended to bow. She looked up at Tara's face and was shocked to see disappointment. Willow plopped back down on the couch.

They continued to binge watch Sailor Moon. The spell incident was soon forgotten. Halfway through an episode, Willow made an off-mark comment. It led to a catastrophic change.

"Hey, Buff, imagine if you are in their world….."

Before Willow could finish that sentence, a light tunnel came out of the TV screen and sucked Buffy into another world.

"Nooooo…" It was too late. Buffy was gone.

Then, another bright light shot out of the TV screen. Sailor Moon landed squarely on Willow's head.