Title: The 'Whore' of Tracy Island
Rating: M to be safe, mostly because of title of this piece.
Summary: To assume is to make and ass out of you and me, and to assume the wrong thing about Kayo could be bad for your health.
Notes: The title of this piece is based on the unfair assumption 'some' people might make against a single unrelated woman living on an island with six guys.
Disclaimer: I don't own Thunderbirds, if I did I would be giving the editorial team of the TAG written information that is supposed to support the series an ass chewing, about common sense and accuracy. Their latest most obvious blunder is the current cover of the TAG mag - John's blond again, but considering he is a ginger in the 2015 series… *sigh*

The 'Whore' of Tracy Island

There is one little problem in being the only eligible, unrelated to any of the men, woman on Tracy Island.

It's when 'some' people find out this, they think you have legs like the GDF – open to anyone between the ages of 17 to 50.

This couldn't be further from the truth, as most of the male population on Tracy Island saw her as nothing more than a sister. There was only one real exception to this, which the rest of the brothers and Kayo had seen, but he has yet to truly see it for himself.

But that didn't stop people from thinking that she was the Islands 'entertainment.'

If it was mentioned to Scott, Scott would adopt an expression of 'watch it buddy, that's my baby sister you're talking about and I don't like what you're implying,' then if the idiot was stupid enough to continue, he would find himself having one of Scott Tracy's patented knuckle sandwiches.

John would look at the person as if he had grown ten heads, and quietly correct them, if they kept going he would get Kayo's attention and let her 'correct' the poor sucker.

When it came to Virgil, his first reaction is very similar to Scott's, if the idiot keeps going Virgil replies along the lines of: "Hey, it's your funeral – we don't call her Kayo for nothing."

Also, if Scott's around, Virgil might just be looking the other way when Scott decks the guy.

Gordon usually laughs while stating that he likes to keep all of his 'appendages' in one piece, before taking a serious tone and pointing out, that while Kayo doesn't currently have a boyfriend she is pretty much spoken for, and that he doesn't crap in other dog's backyards. If the idiot continues, Gordon cuts them off and basically tells them: "You have three choices, one, you stop now and walk away in one piece, two, you keep going and I beat the crap out of you or three, you keep going, Kayo finds out and she kills you. Choose wisely, you only got one chance left."

On the very rare occasions, when it is suggested to Alan, it is a disaster in the making - he blows up straight away and causes a scene, one that requires Kayo or one of his brothers to break up before it gets out of control. When it comes to Alan and Kayo they can both be ferociously protective of each other, and it is times like this that bring out that protective streak.

Then you get the braver fools that actually approach Kayo thinking she is a 'good time girl.'

Kayo is very quick to tell them where to go – if they fail to listen, well…

It would not be the first time the Tracy's bailed her out of jail, nor would it be the last – the guy would be lucky to still be able to have kids after a run in with her (if you asked Kayo her opinion, she would say that she was doing the world a favour by taking his stupidity out of the gene pool).

For those who don't take a nose dive into the gutter when they hear of Kayo's living situation, they see that Tanusha (Kayo) Kyrano, is the much loved sister of the Tracy Brother's and that they would go to the ends of the earth and beyond for her.

And for one of the brother's she had captured more than just his heart but his soul as well.