I was using a short prologue here to introduce a character, but some haters started commenting, so I said to myself, "SCREW IT! NO PROLOGUE!" And now I have revised some of the story to shut the haters up.

But first, a message from PewDiePie.

"Haters gonna hate. Ducks gonna duck. Quack." -Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg