This is just a little crack fic I dreamed up while waking the other morning. It's my first voyage into the RWBY universe so please enjoy.

All rights belong to Rooster Teeth Productions. Thank you Monty for such a fun show.

Pyrrha's new plan:

"Yuck! I'm so icky!" Nora declared as Team JNPR entered their dorm room.

"Why do we always end up covered in goo whenever we go into Forever Fall?" Jaune griped as he started to peel off his sap covered clothes.

"Just lucky I guess," Pyrrha responded. She watched from the corner of her eye as her team leader - and secret crush - disrobed.

"Firsties!" Nora declared as she skipped toward the shower in her underwear. "Com'on Ren I'm going to need help with my hair!"

"Coming Nora," the dark-haired boy replied as he grabbed a pair of towels from their closet.

Jaune frowned in thought as the bathroom door closed and he heard the water start.

"What's wrong Jaune?" Pyrrha asked as she bent over to unbuckle her grieves while also giving the blond boy a great view of her ass.

"I just… well, Nora always says they are not together together, but then they end up in the shower together?" Jaune said, perplexed. "To be blunt, I know Ren is a little feminine, but he's not gay because we… umm, well he and I have talked about girls before."

"Oh?" Pyrrha said with a smirk as she stood to drop her mini skirt to reveal her copper colored panties. "And just which girls were you talking about?"

The boy fidgeted and crossed his arms in front of him as he looked around the room desperately trying not to stare at his partner, who had just dropped her top to expose her lacy strapless bra. "Umm, just…you know…girls in general."

This is too good to be true. I have to capitalize on this! The redhead thought as she moved closer to the blond. In the background, she could now hear Nora squealing in pleasure, which she was sure had absolutely nothing to do with washing her hair. "You know Jaune," she whispered with a husky voice. "I could really use some help with my hair today also. Can I count on you?"

"Oh!…umm… uh, do you think that's okay?" the boy asked, with apprehension in his eyes.

Gently, gently or he will bolt and run! She thought as she placed her hand on his shoulder. "Of course, it is. You're my partner, if I cannot trust you, who can I trust? Plus really Jaune, you have seven sisters! Do you intend to tell me you have never taken baths or showers with them before?"

"Uh…well no I have, but you're not a sister," he muttered as he glanced at the bathroom door where they could hear Nora cry out.

Seconds later the door flung open and the Valkyrie declared, "I am clean! And relaxed! Think I'll take a nap!" With this she flew through the air to land on her bed and began to fake snore.

"Water's good and hot," Ren said as he came out, a smirk on his face.

"Th…thanks," Jaune stuttered as Pyrrha took his hand and led him into the other room.

Nora raised her head as the door clicked close. She then pounced on Ren and proceeded to pull his towel from around his waist. "Ready for round two Renny?"

"Nora! What if they come back out?" the boy said as she straddled him.

"I saw the look in Pyrrha's eyes," the gingered-haired girl said with a wicked smile. "He is not getting away today so I think they will be awhile!"

"Well in that case," the young man grinned and he took ahold of his mate's hips.

000

In the shower:

Pyrrha checked the water temperature as Jaune folded their towels on the rack to one side. She knew he was trying his best not to stare at her, but she wanted to give him a show anyway. After unhooking her bra, she bent over stiff-legged to remove her panties, making sure to sway slightly to let her breasts swung from side to side just enough that he had to notice.

"Eep…" he squeaked slightly as she did so.

Slowly standing back up she stepped forward into the stream of hot water, letting it run over and into her hair. Dowsing it with shampoo, she began to massage it in as she glanced behind her where the boy was still standing. "Jaune? I thought you were going to help me wash this?"

"Umm, oh, yeah…okay," he said as he moved forward hesitantly.

She almost purred as she felt him rub the back of her neck and massage the shampoo in. Taking a bar of lavender smelling soap from the dish, she held it behind her and said, "Would you do my back?" She heard the boy's breath shudder out of him as he did as she bid. Then she felt something against her buttocks. She frowned.

"Jaune? Do you still have your underwear on? You're never going to get clean that way."

"I…umm…I don't know…I don't know if I can…" he stuttered as she turned on him.

Glancing down she saw his manhood straining against the cloth of his boxer-briefs. She leaned closer and nuzzled the side of his cheek slightly.

"I know what men look like Jaune. You don't have to be embarrassed. I care about you and I want to see you, just like I want you to see me. Please, don't leave me waiting."

The boy gulped loudly and pulled down on the fabric, allowing his member to pop lose and stand in its glory, proudly saluting the Mistral champion.

"Oh," she said with a demure smile. "Well…there is no doubt you are a man…"

"Pyrrha I…" he started as she leaned towards him again.

"Now be a dear and wash my back," she said as she turned back around, leaving the soap in his hands. She inhaled and moaned slightly as he rubbed her back, his sword calloused palms massaging her skin. Oh Oum, I want him so bad! But I can't…not yet. His hands moved down her back until they rubbed across her buttocks, his hands along with something else she noticed.

She turned to him and smiled, eyes half closed, "Now…do my front."

His eyes looked feverish as he moved automatically, covering his hands with soap and cupping her breasts. His thumbs rubbed and rotated on her nipples as she moaned with pleasure.

"Py…Pyrrha I…" he started, but she reached up and lay a finger on his lips.

"Shhhh Jaune, I want to also, but I can't today. I need to… I was not prepared and I need to visit the infirmary before we… go any further, shall I say? But, I know how you are feeling…I can make it better… for both of us."

One of his eyebrows rose as she took the soap from him. Rubbing it over her hand, she let it trail down his chest until she reached his crotch. Her eyes narrowed more and he groaned when she cupped him, wrapping her fingers around his shaft and rubbing lightly.

"Me also," she whispered as she took his left hand and lowered it to the gap between her legs. She gasped as his fingers touched her lips and pressed in slightly to brush her pearl.

"Pyrrha I don't really know what to do…" he whispered, his breath hoarse in her ear.

"Don't worry Jaune dear, I will teach you how to treat me right," she said.

It didn't take much. A few whispers of, 'touch here, press there, rub there' and she was grinding against his hand as she stroked him with hers. She pushed him back against the wall gently as his breath began to come in quicker gasps.

She moaned and cried out his name as she climaxed. Clamping down she squealed with pleasure has he groaned one last time and exploded in an arc across the shower.

"Oh my, so much, you must have been really pent up," she said as he hugged her close while they traded kisses.

"Do you know how hard it is to find a place to fap when you live in the same room as two beautiful women?" he said, wrapping his arms around her, pressing her breasts against his chest.

She laughed, "Well, we will just have to do something about that won't we?" He smiled and kissed her again before she pulled back. "Now we really need to finish our shower and get to dinner before it gets too late." She glanced down, "And before 'Little Jaune' gets all angry again."

The blond laughed as he took a washcloth and wiped soap from her.

000

Coming out of the bath they found Ren leaning back against the wall with Nora propped against him. They were already dressed and just waiting on their teammates.

Nora grinned as Pyrrha smiled and gave her a thumbs up while Jaune blushed red.

"All right finally!" the Valkyrie cried out. "I can't wait to tell everyone the good news! Com'on Ren!"

With that, she jumped up and raced out the door.

"Nora! Wait! NOOOOOO!" Jaune called out as he threw his pants on and chased after her with Pyrrha running and laughing at his heels.

000

A few minutes later in the cafeteria:

"And it was like POW! Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am!" Nora exclaimed as she slung her fork around with a stack of pancakes on it. "Then Ren put his…"

"Nora! What did we say about that? Nice words remember?" Ren said as he scolded the out of control girl.

"Oh yeah, right! We agreed to call it…put the gun in the holster! Traveling in the magic tunnel! Parking his truck in my garage!"

The dark-haired boy sighed and hung his head as Yang slapped her hand on the table while howling with laughter.

"Ooo! There's a magic tunnel!?" Ruby exclaimed as she chomped on her mid-day pile of cookies. "I want to see it!"

"No, you ninny!" Weiss admonished. "That's what she calls her…ohhhh…." She stuck her finger in her mouth to keep from saying any more to the very young girl sitting next to her.

Yang leaned over to her sister, "Don't worry, Rubes. I'll tell you all about it later."

Meanwhile, Jaune sat staring into space; head tilted slightly, a small trail of drool running from the corner of his mouth.

Weiss waved her hand in front of him as Blake watched open mouth with her cheeks red and her ears standing straight up.

"Did you break him?" the heiress asked the red-faced Spartan as she quietly sipped her tea.

"Hmm, maybe a little," the girl admitted. "I think it's more the shock after the whole group said, 'FINALLY!' when Nora told our little secret. Not that it's that little of a secret," the girl said as she held her hands up and grinned at the two girls.

"Gaaaa," Blake said as she started drooling slightly herself.

"Well, I never…" Weiss huffed before leaning forward, wide-eyed. "REALLY!?"

"It's going to be very fun around here from now on," Pyrrha said as she ruffled Jaune's hair.

A/N: I hope everyone enjoyed this so please review and/or favorite.

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