A/N: THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO FINISH FINALLY. I AM TIRED. I'll likely come back and fix it up a bunch in the future, but I've had enough lol.

I tried to keep them in character. Well, in the personality that I constructed for them in the main story, but ya'll can be the judge of that. Lol.

My co-workers are the worst sometimes.

After her earlier encounter with a certain silver-haired Jashinist Sumire felt both physically and mentally frustrated. She thought if she attended Sasori's birthday at Kisame's home she might feel better, and it proved somewhat true because the alcohol relaxed her nerves. Now she could try to forget the heat that lingered in her body from Hidan's fingers.

The doorbell rang, and her coworkers became alert. Konan appeared in the opening to the living room with a reasonably large bag hanging from her arm and a box in her hands. She disappeared into the kitchen to place her items on the counter. Tobi bounded in after her.

"Did you bring them?" he asked.

"Yes, just as you requested." She held the bag out.

Tobi shoved his hands into it, spun around, then returned to the living room with only a few leaps.

"Ja-Jan! Let's play the pocky game!" Tobi carried a handful of chocolate pocky boxes.

"How are we going to play the pocky game with only two chicks?" Hidan drunkenly hissed.

"It makes it all the more exciting!" Tobi set the boxes down on the table and reached into the black jacket he always wore. "I made this just for the occasion!"

He pulled out a chart with names written out in a circle. A spinning arrow was haphazardly glued to the center.

"When it's your turn, you spin it," he demonstrated with an excited flick of his finger, "And you play with whoever you land on! And if you land on yourself, you get a pass!"

Sumire took another long drink of her plum wine. What kind of company plays the pocky game at their parties? Are they really that close? I… don't mind… it… I guess… I've been kissed by half the crew anyway. Her body shivered in slight excitement. The alcohol in her, rid her of her inhibitions. An excuse to make out… I guess… like I didn't get enough… ugh… where did all this energy come from?

"Why aren't you on here?" Hidan asked when Tobi set the chart on the table.

"Well, haha, I'd have to take my mask off…"

On second thought… that's a good thing, the fewer guys, the better… Hidan thought through his hazy consciousness.

"Cross my name out. I'm not playing this stupid game." Kakuzu's voice came out gruffly.

Tobi complained but pulled a pen from his pocket and scribbled out the characters that read Kakuzu. Sasori opened his mouth to say the same, but Tobi interrupted him:

"Birthday-boy doesn't get to opt out!"

The redhead snarled at the orange-masked man but did not protest further.

Konan seemed entirely at peace with the situation as she sat beside Sumire, while Pein took a seat on the couch behind them all.

"I would rather observe," Pein stated.

"Hai hai." Tobi crossed out his name as well.

"No more opt-outs!" He continued, but no one else was ready to protest.

"Alright, whoever eats more of the pocky wins and doesn't have to go again! Sasori-senpai gets to go first!"

"Che." He flicked his finger against the poorly made device, then sat back with a huff.

Sasori knew better than to expect that the plastic arrow would land on the name he wished for. Instead, he assumed the worst. The indicator slowly came to a halt on a single character. His eyes widened.

Sumire almost choked on her wine, her cheeks flared up. How? How? How? What? Universe why?

"Fix!" Hidan rested his chin on the table now and glared at the chart.

"Birthday luck, I guess?" Tobi said with an awkward laugh.

He knelt near the redhead and held out an open box of Pocky.

"I vote for a no touching rule, un," Deidara commented.

"I second that vote." Itachi agreed.

Sasori ignored them, taking a single thin, chocolate covered breadstick from the box. He placed one end in his mouth and pointed the chocolate end towards the woman beside him. Her blushed increased, but she leaned closer and bit down. If I eat more, then I don't have to go again.

"And go!" Tobi yelled, his hand chopping the air in a downward motion.

They were motionless for a moment, then Sasori took a large bite forward. She let out a muffled sound of shock as he did it again, his fiery eyes were locked on hers. He grasped the back of her head and took another large bite, closing the last bit of space between them.

"No touching!" Deidara yelled, grunting angrily.

She let out another muffled sound as his lips pressed to hers. He eagerly molded his mouth against hers, tilted her head back, his eyes finally shut. Kisame whistled, and Tobi clapped his hands in excitement. It's rough but somehow also, tender. I don't understand this kiss… She let out a very soft moan, and he lifted himself up, then ran his tongue over his lips to clean off any bits of chocolate left. Sumire sat back putting her hands over her hot cheeks and looking down at the ground. That was so embarrassing.

"I win," Sasori said.

"That means Sumire-chan has to go again…" Tobi said.

"Huh? What? I…"

"Now now, spin the arrow!" Tobi encouraged, pushing it towards her.

Sasori glared at the small chart, thinking it would have been better to let her win. Sumire flicked the arrow hoping it wouldn't land on Hidan. She took a large swig of her wine and set it on the edge of the table, just as the arrow came to a halt.

"Ah, Konan-san, it's your turn."

Konan, still not at all phased by the situation, plucked pocky from Tobi's held out the box. She smiled gently, and Sumire showed her a somewhat worn look. Sumire attempted to be more forward this round, but as she moved an inch, the proximity of the beautiful woman's face made her freeze. I can't this is so embarrassing!Konan nipped forward along the breadstick, tilting her head so their noses wouldn't touch.

Around them were all of the men, staring intently at the two grown women as their faces moved closer and closer. Deidara felt his heart pounding in his chest. Hidan was grinning.

Konan stopped just before their lips would meet and she snapped the breadstick, leaning away.

"I believe I won." She stated.

There was a silence in the group for quite a few moments. Damn it, Hidan thought, resting his chin on his arms against the tabletop. Sumire was patting her cheeks repeatedly. Why did I agree to do this? Anyway, why is this even happening? I know everyone's kind of drunk, but isn't our boss sitting right there? She glanced over at the man seated on the couch a few feet away. He had a book in his lap and was not paying attention to the group. Huh… okay… this job is so weird…

Or… these people are really fucking weird…

"Well, Sumire-chan, you have to go again."

She whined nervously, reaching out to the small chart. I feel like this was planned. It's Tobi's horrible plan to make me kiss everyone, isn't it? She kept her hands on her face as she watched the plastic arrow spin. Not Hidan, not Hidan, not Hidan…

"Itachi-san!"

This is just as bad! Her entire face felt hot. She took the pocky from the box and bit down on one end. She switched places with Konan and pointed the opposite end to the handsome Uchiha looking down at her. She gave him a pleading look as he bit down on the end it.

As much as I would like to take advantage of this…

"Go!" Tobi yelled from the other side of the table.

Itachi didn't move right away, he let her take a bite before moving slightly. I have to make it look like I tried… I suppose… His intense gaze encouraged her to move forward. She took another bite, almost reaching the middle. I don't think I can do this… Her eyes shut, and she stopped.

Just take one more, and you'll win, Sumire-san. He thought this while nibbling forward. She made one last effort, reaching just over the middle of the thin breadstick. Itachi then bit the remainder, their lips brushed lightly, and he straightened.

"Who won that?" Hidan asked looking up at the masked man.

"Sumire-san did," Itachi responded.

"Yeah… I think she did." Tobi confirmed.

Hidan scoffed.

"So, Itachi-san you have to go again."

The remaining players let out a collective sigh of discontent. Itachi spun the arrow. While they waited for the pointer to stop Sumire tugged on his sleeve. He looked at her. She mouthed a thank you, and he showed her a kind smile. The air in the room changed from excitement to an intense disappointment which only shifted to irritation when Tobi declared who would be playing against Itachi.

"Deidara-senpai!"

The two men stared directly at one another, separated only by a pocky stick. Tobi started the round, and Deidara immediately snapped the breadstick.

"I lose." He grumbled, swallowing the small amount he had in his mouth.

"I'm not playing anymore." Hidan hissed. "No fucking point if it's not a chick."

"We can start a brand new round!"

Sumire shook her head vigorously.

"Fine."

Food arrived, and the majority of the group moved into the kitchen, leaving Sumire and Deidara alone. She confided in him what she had done earlier that day with Hidan and thus the pace of the evening was set.

"Who's better?"

"Huh?"

"Who's the better kisser, un?"

"Between him and you?"

"Yeah."

"It's been a while since…"

"Want me to remind you, hm?"

She took another sip of umeshu, considering his offer quite seriously. Messing with Hidan had been confusing, but somewhat satisfying. What would it be like to do so with someone she I'm more comfortable with?

"Not here," she said.

It took all his willpower not to grin like an excited child. His arm slid around her shoulders.

"We can sneak into the bathroom."

"Bathroom? Gross."

"You got a better idea?"

She shook her head.

"Then,"

She set her can of plum wine on the table and hopped up. He stood up a little slower than her, due to the fact he was trying to control the intense eagerness in his body. She darted by the opening in the hallway while Deidara passed by casually. A few of the men in the kitchen noticed, but didn't question the pair disappearing down the hall into the guest bathroom.

When the door closed behind them, and he turned the lock, Sumire wrapped her arms around his neck. He chuckled in that low, confident way she always liked about him. His hands immediately went to her waist. The touch made her shiver.

I guess I didn't get enough with Hidan.

He wet his lips and pecked her once, pulling away just a few inches to reveal her frowning face.

"That's all you got?" she griped.

"I'm just getting started, un."

His grunt was far more sensuous than usual. Sumire wondered briefly if he grunted like that while doing the deed, but was interrupted by the full press of his lips to hers.

"Better than Hidan?"

He did it again, then slowly kneaded his bottom lip to hers. It drove a heat down through her torso to between her legs.

"Un," she mumbled.

The next was done with a lot more motion, causing her head to tilt back slightly.

"Better than Danna?"

"Yes." her voice was faint.

As much as he liked confirming his skill, he wanted to feel her more than anything now. When he was upon her again, the tip of his tongue darted out to tease her bottom lip. Those warm palms of his were smoothing up and down her sides then around to her back. The moment he gave her bottom a curious squeeze she released a tiny, soft moan against his lips. She heard a playful, slightly muffled hum come from him and he moved back to whisper:

"If you moan like that I may go a little crazy, hm."

"Then don't make me moan." she giggled.

The tension in her body was building, becoming unbearable. Sex was something she loved, in theory, more so than execution due to her previous experiences, but with him right here, massaging her with so much want, she was ready for a new adventure. She could not deny her attraction to this man anymore.

Her body pressed to his, and his hands wandered more zealously.

"I'm rock hard now," he chuckled against her ear after some much-needed exploration. "Are you gonna take responsibility for this?"

Though his words caused an embarrassed flush on her face she asked:

"Do you have a condom?"

"I always have a condom, hm."

This is it.

She could see the anticipation in those sparkling blue eyes, and she shared it with a look of her own.

"I guess I'll have to."

Unfortunately, I can't post the rest on FF. So if you want to finish it you'll have to find it on Archive of Our Own!

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Sorry! It gets kinda wild. Thanks for stopping by!