This is my first ML fanfiction. It's mostly comedic but has some fluff. It has a focus on Adrienette and Marichat. Hope you guys enjoy watching Marinette suffer.

Today was the day. A body hit the floor, and the room exploded into a glorious, unmoving silence.

The students stared at what they just witnessed. They were statues, continuing to examine the scene before them as if any second it might poof out of reality and their regular daily lives could continue. It did not.

Adrien did not stare, however. His eyes glazed over as the world around him got drowned out by the endless stream of questions he found himself asking. "Was this my fault? Why did this happen? How was it even possible? Why do I have an erection?"

However, of all the students who sat there, completely unmoving, no one moved less than Chloe Bourgeois, who laid on the floor, out cold.

Today was not the day Marinette broke. But it was the day she got just comfortable enough around Adrien.

It was the day Chloe got just handsy enough with Adrien.

It was the day Marinette and Chloe had their most heated debate yet.

It was the day Chloe, in a fit of pure, unadulterated bitch, attempted to slap Marinette.

It was the day Marinette wished she didn't have the instincts of a superhero.

Today was the day Marinette dodged Chloe's slap, and, on reflex, jumped into the air and clocked Chloe in the head with the spinning roundhouse of a Greek goddess, knocking her unconscious in a single blow.

No, Marinette did not break today. Chloe's skull, on the other hand? She was lucky to get away with a fracture.

On this day, whether she liked it or not, all of her classmates learned that you do not fuck with Marinette Dupein Cheng. And, on this day, all of her classmates learned that if you fuck with Adrien Agreste, Dupein will bring due pain.

Marinette, against the protests of all the students desperate to get on her good side, got suspended from school for a week for violence in the classroom (and not having a rich dad).

No, Marinette did not break today. But one week later, she almost did.