PHOENIX WRIGHTS FAIRY TALES
THE FROG TURNABOUT
phoenix and maya wee iin the office arguinf about bergers
"nick bergers shud ALWaYS hav the salad on top and tomotoes on the bottom" siad mara
"no mia burgers need de salad on teh bottom alawys" said nick
they started fiting wit there fists wen the phone rang
"helo maya fey law office here" saud maya "ok a case i liek cases my aprentice wil come down later"
"wtf maya" said nick
"shaddap nik u got a case lets go"
so maya and nick went to the castle where gumshoe and edgewrot were invesitvationing
"hi pal" siad gushoe
"tell me about the crime"
"the crim was comited by a frog"
"but hes my clint"
"watever anyay the frog killd the king becus he was abuzig his lover the proncess"
"goddamn this case is solid" sid phenick write but she started looking arond
he foudn a nife with a princes fingerprints and gumshoe said the frog was actualy a prince and they matched
AT THE TRIAL
phenxi was in the lobby preparing when his clint came over
"hi mr rithgt" said de proness
"hi im defending you"
"tank yu"
"cmon nick de trials startig"
"shit oops sorry gota go"
so phenix ad may went to cort
"CORTS I SESISON" siad udgey
"o hai udgey im ready" said phoix
"im also redy" saidpayne
"ok call your witness"
"de prosecting calls maid"
maid came
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"de gril came ito de room wit a frog. she idnt want to mary it but she promise it. de king grabed a nife and tretend her to fuck it. but she killed him"
"OBJECTION!" shouted phoenix "nobody was der to wtines it acording to de facts!"
"AAAAAAAAGH ITS TRU!" shout maid "I WASNT DER TO SEE IT IM JUST GESSING!"
"THIS MEENS!" shout photix and he pointed drama "TAT YU CANNOT PROVE D PRINCES IS DE KILLER!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"screamed maid
"order" sadd udgey "mr paine wat do yu tink of dis"
"BAHAHAHAHHAHA!" hughed pay "ice job phetix"
"wat"
"yuv just doomed yur client becauze NOBODY ELS WAS DER WHO CUDVE KILLER HIM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!" screamed phetix "ITS OVER!"
"no its not" said maya esept it was MIA "pheonix go voer dat testimony agan de culprit is in ther!"
"ok"
"be quik right ill only let yu press one statemtn" said udgey
"dammit"
CROSS EXAMINATIO
"de gril came ito de room wit a frog."
"HOLD IT!" shoted phenix
"OBJECTION!" shouted pai "ha! i dont kn-"
"you better lisen yup winny" said phenix "becaus de witness has just exposed de kiler"
"WAT" shoted paine "HOW"
"look dey just mentioned a frog so SOMONE ELSE WAS DEER AT DE TIEM"
"GAAAAH FINE! CROSS EXAMIN YUR SHITY ANIMAL!"
WITNSS TESTIMONY
"ribbit ribbit"
"HOLD IT!" shouted photix "i bet your de killer"
"prove it spiky" said frog
"YOU CAN TALK!"
"i... IIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"WITESS WY DIDNT YU ETLL ME DIS NOW YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS" shoted payne
"sorry pain i didnt wat to look suspicos"
phetix slam desk
"WELL WITESS"
"AGH IM SORRY IM NOT A FROG IM A PRINCE!"
"wat"
"i was tured into one by de king who curse me"
"wow" said udgey
"dats fuckking magic" said paine
it was de discorver of de century
"this meens dat YOU KILL DE KING!"
"WHAT!"
"BOBJECTIN!" shouted payn "HOWWW"
"de frog just sad he was turn into a frog by de victim wich is his ovious motive ad also de nife has a PIRNCEs figerpritns not a princesses"
"it doeswait SHIT HOW DIDNT I NOTICE DAT?!" shouted payne
"IT WAS YOU FROGGY!" shouted photricks "YOU ARE DE TRUE KILLER!"
and den de princess pick him up and THREW HIM AT WALL and dat made him turned to huma
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" he creamed and tonnes and tons of flies felw out of his moth and he got skinny and died
"NOT GUILT" said udgey
"YES SUCK IT PAUN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" scramed pain
"gards arrest dat man" said de princess
pai was arested ad everyone celebrated
THE END