Robin and Kid-flash
Robin: Hey, Wally?
Kid-flash: Ya?
Robin: You want to become strippers?
Kid-flash: Sure
Robin: What names would we go by?
Kid-flash: You can still be Robin, Rob.
Kid-flash: And I can still be Kid-flash!
Robin: I don't think that's a good idea
Kid-flash: What?
Robin: That name. People might get the wrong refrence form it
Kid-flash: You did not just insinuate that
Robin: Insinuate what?
Kid-flash: Dude! Don't insinuate that!
Robin: I never insinuated anything, dude. At least say hint. And if anything, you were insinuating
Kid-flash: No
Kid-flash: That wasn't my fault. That was you insinuating
Kid-flash: Insinuating 100%
Artemis: What now?
Kid-flash: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Robin and Aqua-lad
Robin: Kelp me!
Aqua-lad: What?
Robin: Kelp me! Kelp!I need kelp!
Aqua-lad: I do not understand what you are saying, friend.
Robin: Of all people!
Robin: Kelp= Help
Aqua-lad: Oh. Well then, how may I 'Kelp' you?
Robin: Wally's being really shellfish.
Robin: He's acting all crabby.
Aqua-lad: ...
Robin: Don't just flounder around!
Aqua-lad: ...I must go now.
Group chat
Robin: Guys
Artemis: Ya?
Miss-martian: Uh-huh?
Super-boy: Yes?
Aqua-lad: yes, my friend?
Robin: First of all, you guys are all GROSS. Second of all, you all remember Batgirl, right? She's so awesome! I don't even know why B needs me when she's around. And that hair! So wonderful! I could go on about her for hours. Also, Artemis, Wally likes you. Alot. And Kaldur, LEARN SLANG. COME ON. Miss-martian, stop acting so innocent. We all know what you do with SB.
Robin: Oh and also I'm gay. And I pick my nose and smear it on people when I hug them.
Artemis: The frick
Miss-martian: What?! I...What..
Aqua-lad: Robin?
Super-boy: I...
Kid-flash: BATGIRL
Kid-flash: GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!
Kid-flash: I know where you are! I'll get B!
Artemis: What're you talking about, Wally?
Kid-flash: It's Robin and Wally
Artemis: So you are gay? And you two are a couple? But..
Kid-flash: NO! I'M NOT GAY! WE AREN'T A COUPLE!
Kid-flash: THis is Robin typing and Batgirl stole my phone!
Aqua-lad: That would make much more sence. Thank goodness.
Artemis: I'm still confused
Robin: Batgirl out
Group chat
Batman: Team.
Artemis: Here.
Aqua-lad: Here.
Miss-martian: Here!
Kid-flash: HERE
Super-boy: Here
Batman: Alright, now that I have everyone, I have a very important mission.
Artemis: What about Robin?
Batman: Oh. Robin. I sent him to the store to get as many sweets as he wants. He's been amazing lately. All of you should stop unerestimating him and respect him more.
Aqua-lad: Oh, I see. Apolagies, Batman.
Batman: Whatever. Anyway, my mission.
Batman: This is very important. Humanity could very well be at risk.
Artemis: What is it?
Aqua-lad: Whatever it is, we are ready, Batman.
Kid-flash: What he said
Batman: Alright.
Batman: I need all of you to pay very close attention.
Batman: I need you all
Batman: To throw Robin the best birthday party ever. As well as clean his room.
Aqua-lad: With all due respect, sir, what?
Robin: Robin.
Robin: Give me back my phone, Robin.
Batman: Robin, stop playing games. You weren't supposed to read that.
Robin: Team ,this is Batman. Robin has stolen my phone.
Batman: Robin, stop playing pranks. Just for that, wash the bat-mobile after you come back from the store.
Robin: Great idea for a punishment.
Batman: Whoops.
Kid-flash: I'm so confused.
Batman: Bye guys!
Robin: ROBIN!
Robin and Kid-flash
Robin: I ate 14 bowls of cereal today
Kid-flash: Dude, do you know how much sugar you must have consumed? That's really not good for you, man
Robin: Ya, well, Alfred's not here, so...health can suck it
Kid-flash: PREACH IT
Robin: SSSCCCCRRREEEWWWWWW HHHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLTTTHHHHHHHHHH
Kid-flash: YAA! JUNK FOOD!
Artemis: What the heck do you guys do when you hang out?
Kid-flash: I'm just
Kid-flash: Why am I not surprised
Kid-flash: COME ON
Kid-flash: EVERYTIME
Kid-flash: You know what
Kid-flash: Just... Hey, Arty
Robin and Kid-flash
Robin: Hey man
Kid-flash: Hello, Artemis
Robin: Dude, It's me. Not Artemis
Kid-flash: Oh, I know
Kid-flash: I'm not falling prey to her anymore
Kid-flash: So, Hello, Artemis
Artemis:...Hello
Kid-flash: I KNEW IT
Kid-flash: YOU WITCH
Robin: How are you even getting into our texts?! This isn't group chat!
Artemis: That's for me to know and for you to find out
Artemis: Exept you're never going to find out
Artemis: So it's for me to know
Artemis: Because I do it
Artemis: So I have to know
Artemis: To do it
Artemis: Because I did it
Artemis: And I'm doing it
Artemis: So I know
Artemis: Because I did it
Robin: You done?
Artemis:... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
Robin and Kid-flash
Robin: THEY'RE ON ME! OH GOD THEY'RE ON ME
Kid-flash: WHAT?! What's on you?! Are you under attack?!
Robin: MY CLOTHES
Robin: THEY'RE ON ME
Kid-flash: -_-
Alright! Can you guys believe this was supposed to be a one time thing? Alot of reviews and ideas were given to me, so thank you people! I know this one was short, but I actually have something else real quick. I present to you,
Phone calls between wrong numbers and Robin
(These are going to be sloppy little one-shots, if this isn't just a one time thing.)
Dick banged his head on his desk. Bruce had band him from Robin duty, and he was stuck with nothing to do. But, Suddenly, his phone rang. He peered over and picked it up. It showed a number he didn't recognize. He quickly got up and bounded out of his room, down the stairs, and right into Bruce's study.
Bruce's eyes widdened as Dick ran through his door and stopped to catch his breath. "Dick? What is it?"
Dick gasped a few more times before he could finally reply. He held up his phone, which was ringing. "It's a weird number." He said.
Bruce raised an eyebrow."Answer it."
Dick nodded and quickly answered it." Hello?" He spoke to the phone.
A womanly voice responded on the other end." Oh, hello. Is Margret available?"
Dick was about to reply no, about to say she had the wrong number-but then he remembered he was grounded, and he was bored.
He faked a sigh and put on a sad tone." I'm afraid not. Sadly, Margret passed away last night." He waited to see if it would just work.
The woman gasped,"What?! That can't be true. We had tea planned!"
Bruce stared in shock at his ward. What was he doing?! He was messing with peoples lives! Bruce stood up and snatched Dick's phone from him. He put on a cheery voice," Hello. I'm sorry about that. No, Margret is just fine. By passed away he ment she simply went a trip, is all."
Dick glared at Bruce. Fine, two can play at that game. Dick jumped on bruces shoulders and grabbed the phone back, Yet again speaking in a sad tone."Yes, Margret is fine. Up with the angels. And she did take a trip. To heaven. She had a heart attack. Poor thing is still here."
Bruce growled at his ward. He shoved Dick off his shoulders and grabbed the phone back. If Dick was going to be like that, so be it." Yes, I'm sadly afraid she did- Wait! She's moving again! She's alive! Oh, Margret!" He exclaimed.
Dick pouted as he was shoved off of Bruce's shoulders. He jumped up and snatched the phone back yet again." Wait, no. It was just a simple spasm. She's still gone."
Bruce scowled at Dick and tryed to grab the phone back, but before he could, Dick pressed end call."DICK!"