PHOENIX WAS RIGHT
THE ANIME TURNOUT
PROLOG
THE ANIME TURNOUT
BY BARRYLAWN
INSPIRED BY DE NEW ANIME THAT JUST CAME OUT
SHOUTOUT TO JAKKID ICANTYPING AND BALLISTIC DOLPHIN BECAUSE THEYRE ALL AWSOME
ALSO SHOUTIN TO
ACE ATTOREY WIKI BECAUS DATS HOW I GOT DE JAPAN NAMES
SO WITHOUT FURDER DELAY,
TO BE CONTINUED IN DE NEXT CHAPTER!
CHAPTER 1
THE ANIME TURNOUT
BY BARRYLAWN
one day phoenix wright was getting redy
"are yu redy" said his teacher mr ron jouce who was his teecher in his old scool
"yes mr juicy goodby" said pheonix and he left de school wit his mentor mia fey
they went to go to de cortroom for phoenixs first trial but stopped at the park for a bitta sex ad shit. dey roll in grass VERY long it was SOOO SEXY LEMME TELL YA! evryone stopped to look at it omfg i cant even i men COM ON ya cant blame me for erors in dis part i meen LOOK DER AR TWO FAMUS SHIPABLE LAWERS MAKIN OUT AND DEYR MY OTP (ASID FROM BOKUTOXPHOENIX SHADDUP) so wo WODNT get nervus ad mak a bunch of speling erors in font of dat?
jus then a robber triped over dem and bonk his hed on de gras
"OWUCH!" he shoteed and turned and saw phoenix "hey yur dat ryuuichi naruhodo guy im here to kill yu" he said and he went to kill but den
"IGARI!"
"wat" turned his hed and he saw ANODER PHOENIX WRIGHT EXEPT HE WAS WEARIG A SCOOLBAG AND RIDING A BIKE!
"ah ahhhhh im goin insane!" he scream and rna away
"you save me who ARE you" asked phoeix
"i am ryuicu naruh- WTF YOUR ME!"
"IM YOU!"
"WAAAAAAT"
"oh no" said mia
"wat" said phoenix
"pheix were fuked"
"wy"
"dat guy was suppose to kill ryuichi to rid us of anime world"
"wat"
"but becuz we decided to make ot in dis timline we fuck up de timline so were in an altrnate uiverse called SAIBANLAND!"
"OOOOOOOONNNNNN!" scream phoix
"cam down moderfuckersama" said ryuichi because he was japanman
"shudup weeb"
"but im a japanman" said ryu
"omfg guys SHUT DE SHIT UP!" shout chiera nahosoto (AN detective jesus christ dats a hard name) de japan alertive of mia fey "lets go to cort"
"cmon pheonix we hav yur fist trial to go to" said mia
"oh ok"
phenix ryu chiera ad mia (aka team pheonix) wet to cort
"HELP ME!" screemed larry
"dont worry ill hel" said pheonix but he stoped wen lary put his hand over ryus MASSIV SHOLDERS!
"holy detectiv jesus hes big" said mia
"holy shit yur rite sister" sad chirho "i like bg sexy men two"
mia lokked at small skinny pheonix and got very jelly of ryuxchihiro so she wrote down a murder plan to use o her later
"HIAR DE MAN WO GODO CANT SEE" shoted de note
"wat te fuk" sad evryoe because dey herd that
"pls ryu yu gota save me" said larry
"uh lary im rite her" said pheonix
"YUR NOT RYU I NO BECAUZ YUR NOT BULK"
"AT LEST IM NOT FAT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed larry?
"dont lisen to him MASASHI?!" said ryu (THE PLOT TIICKENS!)
MENWILE
"WERES PHEONIX HES LATE" shouted udgey
"we saw him fucking his metor" sad bailif
"lol i see" sad payne "send de police after him in de meentime dis cort finds hairy butt GUILTY!"
BACK IN TIME
"trials begin for masashi somethig" said udgey
pheonix and mia went to de fence bench
"(wtf ryuiichi is a posecutor?!)" screamed phonix in his mind becauz ryu went to de prosection section.
"(wtf phoeixs a posector?!)" screamed ryuu in his mind becauz pheonix went to de pesection secction
"...am i seeig duble" said udgey and japan pain i tink his names auchi got confused and ran ot
"uhhhhhh wird anyway openig statmnt prosector" siad udgey
silence
"ok den i hav questions for de defends since its his first trila name de victim"
"cinder block yur honor" sed phoenix
"uh no"
"(oops japan place stuff)" thoght phenox "its actully..."
phenix looked at cort record
"mika takiba" sad pheonix
shirho scold ryu for som reson and stamped his foot and den ryuu did a weird face da maed pheonix and mia laugh SO HARD! LOOOOLLLO I LAFIG A I TUP FIS!
"yes yes hullo im husho amano" said frank saw I MEEN amano (AN i no his names yamano i wikid it buuuuuuuut DAE tink dat sonds like lance AMANO i do.)
"TESTIFY" said udgey
WITESS TESTIMONY
"i was walking arond at 4pm"
"OBJECTION!"
"IGARI!"
"THE MUDER HAPPEN AT 1PM!" shouted pheoix and ryuu
"WAT AR YU BOIS DOING?!" shot frank "hey phoenix your on my side!"
"like hell id work wit you FANK!" shoted pehnix
"UUUUUURGH I DONT NEDE YU!" shoted franz throwing his tupe at him
WITNESS TESTS
"sory sory i got time wrong becauz tv said it was 4pm"
"IGARI!"
"OBJETCION!" shouted pheonix "ther was blackout!"
"DAMMIT PHEONIX STOP STELING SPOTLITE FROM ME!" shooed ryuu
"haha be my gst pros. ryu wy dont
WITNESS
"ummm ummm dats it i herd it frm mude wepon wihc is clock" SAED i forget
"IGARI!" shoted ryuu "dis is a STATU!"
"wow he actuly did it!" sad phenix
"OVERRULD!" said udgye "dats actully a clok if yu tilt it"
"DAT GIVES ME IDEA!" shot ryu and he tiled it
"its hmmmmm 1:03pm" said clok
"AGH DATS 3 HOR DIFFERNT!" sad phenix
"but HOW!" sed sawit
"i hav idea TAK DAT!" shot ryu preset picture of cindy ston next to sat of liberty
"but dat meens she went to america" sed phenix
"i thoght we lived in america" sed mia
"yeh so she floo from america to america cos she livs ther"
"ohhhh but wate hosw that a 3 hour differnt?" sad mia
"(shit we beter figure dis out AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!)"
"OBJECTIONATI!" shout phoenix
"wat is it"
"thers a very simlar explanation fo dis... HITLER BOMMED TWIN TOWRS AND DE IMPACT BLOO LIBERTY TOWER THREE HORS AWAY FROM US IN DIS UIVSERVE!"
"woh i had no idea!" said udgey
"well sawit explan dat!" sad phenix
sawit pass out
"lol nce prosecuting pheix" sad ryu
"tanks wait WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"well den OT GUILT!" sed udgey
"BUT DIS IS DE DEFENSE SIDE!" shoted pheonix
omg dis world is so STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
TO BE CONTINUATION IN TURNABOUT MAYOI