Hakuna Matata and So not the Drama:
The Kim Possible Circle of Life Continues
Prolougue: Now, when you think of Kim Possible and the Lion King, you think of them seperately, right. Well, now you can think of them as ONE!
I Just Can't Wait to Be King
Drakken: Well, when I become king that'll be the first thing to go.
Kim: Not so long as I'm around.
(Start fading in intro to "I Just Can't Wait to Be King")
Drakken: Well, in that case, you're fired.
Kim: Hmmm... Nice try, but no one can do that. (Pokes Drakken's nose)
Shego: Well, he's the future king.
Drakken: Yeah. (shoving Kim slightly) So you have to do what I tell you.
Kim: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed.
Drakken: Hmph. Not the way I see it.
(Full song, colors change to wild pop-African LITERALLY! Background abruptly becomes surreal, brightly-colored cartoon style.)
Drakken: I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Kim: Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
(Drakken snorts at her)
(Rufus falls into a pile of leaves and gets a mane)
Drakken (watching Rufus): I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before (Rufus nods. Ron goes "RUFUS!")
(Climbs a log)
Drakken: I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR
(On "ROAR" Kovu roars at Ron, startling him backwards into a puddle)
Ron: (Drying on what appears to be a hanging towel) Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
(Camera pulls back; reveals the "towel" as one arm of the Jackal which hits Ron as with a golf club, sending him skipping like a stone across a shallow pool of water; the pair follow immediately.)
Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Kim: (Speaking) You've rather a long way to go, Drakken, if you think...
(For this verse Kim is making quick spoken-part replies to each line. Shego and Drakken are on each side of Kim; as she turns to talk to one, the other starts to laugh at her, while Calvin mocks her.)
Drakken: No one saying do this
Kim: Now when I said that, I -
Shego: No one saying be there
Kim: What I meant was...
Calvin: No one saying stop that
Kim: Look, what you don't realize...
Hobbes: No one saying see here
Kim: Now see here!
Shego: Free to run around all day
(Drakken and Shego are now riding DNAmy's snow beast)
Kim: Well, that's definitely out...
Shego: Free to do it all my way!
Ron: (Flying ahead of the pair with Kim on their jetpacks, looking back to speak to them and so not paying attention ahead)
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
(Flies into the Jackal's back)
Drakken (shaking his finger in an annoying way): Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
(Kim lands on a branch)
Kim: If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Middleton
I wouldn't hang about... Aagh!
(The camera pulls back to reveal Kim has lighted on a log being washed towards a waterfall. It disappears over the edge. Kim yells in surprise, but quickly reappears with Ron, flying towards and through the camera.)
Kim: This song is getting wildly out of wing.
Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(The pair trot up a corridor of Drakken's guards standing at attention; when Kim and Ron follow, they all turn to face Kim and Ron, while the pair wave nervously.)
(Drakken and Shego run about under a moving herd of elephants while the African flute leads a short instrumental sequence. Kim and Ron fly overhead, looking for them. Drakken ends up standing on a giraffe's head.)
Drakken: Everybody look left
Everybody look right
(Kim and Ron yell as the herd almost tramples them)
(Drakken hops up a ladder of giraffe heads)
Drakken: Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
(Sliding down a giraffe's neck into theatrical pose while everyone salaams)
Kim: (Speaking, but in strict time) Not yet! (Kim is very amazed and shocked that the whole song and the town has turned upside down to favor Drakken.)
Chorus: Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Drakken's finest fling
(The Chorus of citizens form a pyramid with Drakken, Shego, Calvin, Hobbes, Simba, Nala, Kovu, Kiara, Nuka, Zira, Scar, Vitani, and the rest of Simba's pride on top. )
Drakken & Chorus: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!
(The pyramid topples leaving DNAmy's snowbeast sitting on Kim and Ron. What they don't know is that everyone has run off.)
Kim: (Muffled) I beg your pardon, madam, but... GET OFF! ... Drakken? Shego?
The Kim Possible Circle of Life Continues
Prolougue: Now, when you think of Kim Possible and the Lion King, you think of them seperately, right. Well, now you can think of them as ONE!
I Just Can't Wait to Be King
Drakken: Well, when I become king that'll be the first thing to go.
Kim: Not so long as I'm around.
(Start fading in intro to "I Just Can't Wait to Be King")
Drakken: Well, in that case, you're fired.
Kim: Hmmm... Nice try, but no one can do that. (Pokes Drakken's nose)
Shego: Well, he's the future king.
Drakken: Yeah. (shoving Kim slightly) So you have to do what I tell you.
Kim: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed.
Drakken: Hmph. Not the way I see it.
(Full song, colors change to wild pop-African LITERALLY! Background abruptly becomes surreal, brightly-colored cartoon style.)
Drakken: I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Kim: Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
(Drakken snorts at her)
(Rufus falls into a pile of leaves and gets a mane)
Drakken (watching Rufus): I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before (Rufus nods. Ron goes "RUFUS!")
(Climbs a log)
Drakken: I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR
(On "ROAR" Kovu roars at Ron, startling him backwards into a puddle)
Ron: (Drying on what appears to be a hanging towel) Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
(Camera pulls back; reveals the "towel" as one arm of the Jackal which hits Ron as with a golf club, sending him skipping like a stone across a shallow pool of water; the pair follow immediately.)
Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Kim: (Speaking) You've rather a long way to go, Drakken, if you think...
(For this verse Kim is making quick spoken-part replies to each line. Shego and Drakken are on each side of Kim; as she turns to talk to one, the other starts to laugh at her, while Calvin mocks her.)
Drakken: No one saying do this
Kim: Now when I said that, I -
Shego: No one saying be there
Kim: What I meant was...
Calvin: No one saying stop that
Kim: Look, what you don't realize...
Hobbes: No one saying see here
Kim: Now see here!
Shego: Free to run around all day
(Drakken and Shego are now riding DNAmy's snow beast)
Kim: Well, that's definitely out...
Shego: Free to do it all my way!
Ron: (Flying ahead of the pair with Kim on their jetpacks, looking back to speak to them and so not paying attention ahead)
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
(Flies into the Jackal's back)
Drakken (shaking his finger in an annoying way): Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
(Kim lands on a branch)
Kim: If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Middleton
I wouldn't hang about... Aagh!
(The camera pulls back to reveal Kim has lighted on a log being washed towards a waterfall. It disappears over the edge. Kim yells in surprise, but quickly reappears with Ron, flying towards and through the camera.)
Kim: This song is getting wildly out of wing.
Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(The pair trot up a corridor of Drakken's guards standing at attention; when Kim and Ron follow, they all turn to face Kim and Ron, while the pair wave nervously.)
(Drakken and Shego run about under a moving herd of elephants while the African flute leads a short instrumental sequence. Kim and Ron fly overhead, looking for them. Drakken ends up standing on a giraffe's head.)
Drakken: Everybody look left
Everybody look right
(Kim and Ron yell as the herd almost tramples them)
(Drakken hops up a ladder of giraffe heads)
Drakken: Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
(Sliding down a giraffe's neck into theatrical pose while everyone salaams)
Kim: (Speaking, but in strict time) Not yet! (Kim is very amazed and shocked that the whole song and the town has turned upside down to favor Drakken.)
Chorus: Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Drakken's finest fling
(The Chorus of citizens form a pyramid with Drakken, Shego, Calvin, Hobbes, Simba, Nala, Kovu, Kiara, Nuka, Zira, Scar, Vitani, and the rest of Simba's pride on top. )
Drakken & Chorus: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!
(The pyramid topples leaving DNAmy's snowbeast sitting on Kim and Ron. What they don't know is that everyone has run off.)
Kim: (Muffled) I beg your pardon, madam, but... GET OFF! ... Drakken? Shego?