Chapter 1: Fairies are real.

Jaune sat hunched over in the Beacon Academy courtyard, in front of the Huntsmen statue, feeling incredibly depressed.

He'd been at Beacon for only two weeks now, and he wasn't any closer to getting a girlfriend! He tried being confident like his father told him to, but for some reason whenever he tried to talk to girls they either told him off or, in some cases, hit him. (In one case he was pinned to the wall with a javelin.)

"What am I doing wrong?" he wondered aloud, "All Dad said was 'Be confident, Jauney-boy, that's all it takes; how do you think I got your mother!', so it should work for me, right?" He sighed, "Maybe I should just give up…"

"And miss out on all these fine ass Honeys? Playa, don't be joshin' me!"

Jaune spazzed out for a second, surprised that anyone was actually paying attention to him in his misery. When his heart finally stopped trying to escape his chest he looked up to see who it was that spoke.

When he did, his eyes nearly fell out of his skull.

The first thing Jaune noticed about the figure was that she was a girl. Kind of obvious really, considering that the outfit she wore could charitably be described as "lingerie"; her top appeared to be made out of a super light material that looked like it would rip apart if someone so much as sneezed on it, with pink and white being the dominating colors. In fact, her whole outfit (term used loosely…) seemed to revolve around these two colors to the exclusion of all else, including her hair; even Nora, one of his teammates, didn't have this much pink in her ensemble! And instead of pants she wore a pair of pink panties that just barely stopped short of being a thong, with a little purple butterfly clip or something on the front of them.

And speaking of butterflies, she apparently had two translucent pink butterfly wing coming out of her back. Now, Jaune hadn't really known many Faunus in his life, but he at least knew that they were mammalian in nature. If this girl was indeed a Faunus, she was the strangest one he'd ever seen in his life.

"Encountered" would probably be a better word, because he was having trouble keeping his eyes from inevitably being drawn to certain areas of her body.

"See something you like?" she asked coyly, striking a pose, "Take a picture, it'll last longer."

"Uh buh buh buh buh buh…!" he said, his jaw hanging open. ...and he hoped it only felt like he was blushing profusely.

The girl must have noticed this, because her face suddenly morphed from a smile to a grimace.

"Oh my god," she said, "you really are as hopeless as you look, aren't you?"

Now he couldn't look at her for different reasons…

"Aaaaand it's even worse than I thought," she sighed, her wings drooping slightly. She took a seat next to the depressed Huntsman, patting him on the shoulder, "So what's going on, Sport? Lay your troubles on old Kyu here."

"Well…," he said hesitantly, "actually...can I ask you a question first?"

She shrugged. "Sure, I guess; ask me anything!"

"Um...are you a Faunus?"

Out of all the possible reactions Jaune was expecting to that question, her bending over laughing wasn't one of them.

"Sorry!" she chuckled, wiping a tear from her eye, "I'm just not used to people being so used to my appearance; normally they're more freaked out when they see I have wings." She fluttered her wings a bit for emphasis. "But to answer your question, no I'm not."

When she didn't elaborate, he asked "Then what are you?"

She jumped to her feet and did a little pirouette, ending in another provocative pose. "Can't you tell?" she asked, "I'm a fairy!"

"Oh…." This actually made things less clear for him. "You mean like those little sprites in kids books?"

The "fairy" scoffed, shaking her head. "They always ask that…," she muttered, before looking Jaune straight in the eye. "Look, a lot of what the general public knows and fairies is wrong: we're not tiny, we don't sprinkle dust when you shake us, and we don't drop dead if people don't believe in us. And before you ask, no, we aren't chubby little babies in togas that shoot arrows in people's asses." She thought for a moment, tapping her chin, "Well, except for Jeremy Flickergem, but he's always been a bit weird…" She shook her head, her smile returning. "But enough about me, let's talk about you now!"

"What about me?" he asked.

"Well, how about the whole 'Woe is me, for I cannot woo fair maiden and tap dat ass' thing you've got going on here?" she said, melodramatically doing an impersonation of the scraggly Huntsman-in-training.

This caused him to blush again.

"Big, fat yes to that, methinks." She drew herself up to her full 5' 4" height and declared "Lucky for you, you've got the best Love Fairy in all of Sky Garden on the case; you'll be swimming in cute girls in no time!" She then knowingly added "...And maybe a few other actions as well!"

"Hey!" Jaune hissed, jumping to his feet, "Are you crazy!? You can't just say things like that out loud!"

The fairy shook her head. "Nope. But you may want to tone down your own crazy, judging by all the stares you're getting."

Suddenly getting a bad feeling, Juane quickly looking around and found that a crowd had gathered and were staring uneasily at him.

"For the record, they can't see me right now," she explained, "We fairies can use a Glamour to make us invisible to whoever we want; for the last few minutes, as far as everyone else is concerned, you've been talking to thin air."

"Then why didn't you mention that sooner?" he asked out of the corner of his mouth, waving uneasily at the crowd.

"Oh, it must have slipped my mind…," the fairy said mischievously. Her wings fluttered as she floated lazily towards the School, "I'll explain the rest inside."

With his only other option being to stay there and fail at explaining what just happened, Jaune pointed in a random direction and shouted "Weren't they on the front of Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes?", sprinting for the cover of indoors while everyone was distracted.

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"Little winded there, eh Sport?" Kyu noted as the scraggly blond came to a stop in the empty cafeteria, "Let me guess, you're one of those 'scholarship kids', aren'tchya?"

"You said…*hah*, you'd finish explaining everything," he panted, doubling over.

"You're right. Well, you're hopeless at talking to girls, and I'm here to help you get hooked up; that's pretty much all there is to it!" She began pushing him out the doors and down the hall, "So get movin' already! Honeys aren't gonna just fall from sky, you know!"

"W-wait a minute-!" Jaune protested, only to be immediately interrupted.

"Don't worry, I'll explain everything on the way!" When he gave her a dubious look, she assured him "Trust me, I'm a professional!" While still pushing him forward, she continued explaining. "Now, the first thing you'll need to do to pick up chicks is to go where the chicks are! I mean, you can't just expect some random hottie to bump into you-"

Whatever Kyu (She's named after a letter of the alphabet? he thought.) was going to say next was lost on the scraggly youth, because at that moment he'd just bumped into another student, causing them both to tumble to the floor.

"I-I'm sorry!" Jaune stammered, "it was totally my fault that I bumped into you- well, actually, it's technically someone else's fault...but that's kind of a long story and I'm not even sure any of this is actually happening, and...and…."

When he finally looked to see who he'd just crashed into, it turned out that he collided with one of his own teammates. More specifically, it was Pyrrha Nikos, four time champion from Mistral and the current face of Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes.

"I swear I didn't plan this," Kyu said hurriedly, before realizing her new client wasn't paying attention to her. She smiled when she saw the reason why her client was distracted. "Ooh, she's hawt! She's that athlete on the front of Pumpkin Pete's, right?"

Not wanting a repeat of his experience outside, Jaune elected to give a silent nod in lieu of verbal confirmation.

"Thought so. ...dayum, exercise has been good to her!" She nudged the young Huntsman, "Bet she's got amazing stamina, huh?"

"Uh...I guess?" he warily agreed, dreading what the fairy's tone implied. In hushed tones he asked "Should I apologize?"

"Uh, duh!" she blurted, "This is the perfect opportunity for you to get in some practice talking to an actual girl!" Jaune was about to protest that he already knew how to talk to girls when Kyu added "And no, your mommy or your sisters don't count." before he could. "So make with the apologizing already!"

By this point Pyrrha also notice she bumped into. "Oh! Hello again, Jaune!"

"Y-yeah, ...hi," he replied, scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

Kyu smacked her head. "Nice going, Romeo," she groaned, "really sweeping 'em off their feet with lines like that. How could any girl possibly resist?"

Her sarcasm was palpable. (Thankfully, Jaune was the only one who had to deal with it, it seemed.)

"Uh…." He fought to hide his embarrassment at the fairy's chastising remark. "So yeah, sorry about bumping into you like that, I was...sort of distracted."

"Think nothing of it," she assured him, rising to her feet. She offered him a hand up and he took it. "To be honest, my mind was elsewhere as well," she admitted, "so I suppose we can both share the blame in not watching where we were going."

For some reason, this made Jaune feel a little bit better about the whole thing.

"Cool."

"Ask her where she's going!" Kyu urged, "If you two can get a little privacy, then maybe there a chance for some…" She made smooching noises.

It didn't take a genius to infer what the fairy was suggesting with that.

Despite her extremely unsubtle implications, Jaune asked anyway. "So Pyrrha, where were you headed, anyway?"

"I was only my way back our room," she said, "I was going to sit on our balcony fit a bit." Then she added "You're free to join me if you wish. In fact, I'd rather prefer the company."

"Do it!" Kyu insisted excitedly, bouncing in place. (How she was doing that in midair was a mystery for another time.) "Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!"

Trying not to look like he was monumentally annoyed (even though Kyu's incessant cries of "Do it!" were monumentally annoying), he said "Sure, why not? I don't really have any plans today, anyway."

"Wonderful!" She gestured for him to follow her as she resumed her trek, "Come on!"

"I'll catch up," he called after the redheaded athlete, "I, uh...I'm gonna find a water fountain first!" After he was sure she was out of sight (and hearing range) he turned back to the "love fairy". "Hey, Kyu? I have a question."

"No, I won't tell you her measurements," she answered with practiced ease. "Or rather, I can't; it's against official Love Fairy policy, you see."

It wasn't the question Jaune wanted to ask, but he'd be lying if he said the thought hadn't crossed his mind from time to time, considering the large saturation of attractive girl at Beacon.

Though for some strange reason, now he was curious about else was in "Official Love Fairy Policy".

"If you want to know that," the fairy continued, "you'll just have to ask Miss Cereal Box herself, though I wouldn't recommend doing that until at least the second date…"

"That wasn't what I wanted to ask," he corrected her, before taking a deep breath. "Look, could you maybe, sorta...leave Pyrrha and me alone on our date? It's not that I don't appreciate your help, or that I don't trust you or anything…," he trailed off.

"Don't worry," she assured him, raising her hands in a placating manner, "I'm not going to turn into some third wheel; not only is it against Love Fairy Policy and a professional faux pas, but it's just a dick move in general!" Her fairy wings fluttered when she said that. "That said, I'm still going to be close by in case of an emergency and I need to step in."

Jaune sighed. He'd been hoping to have complete privacy for his impromptu date, but he supposed this was the best deal he could get. "So you won't try to talk to me or anything?" he wondered.

Kyu mimed that she was zipping her mouth shut, locking it, and throwing away the key. "It'll seem like I'm not even there!" She pulled a device that looked like a less advanced Scroll out from somewhere (Jaune tried not to think about where she could have been keeping it…) and started typing on it. Then she looked at him expectantly. "What, are you waiting for a written invitation? Get movin', Playa!"

Needing no further urging, Jaune hurried after his teammate, hoping he wouldn't screw up the simple task of standing on a balcony.

Kyu flitted after him, "This is so going on my blog…!"

to be continued...

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Hey there, sexy people! Kyu})i({ here, with another update for the blog!

So my latest client is this scraggly little twig of a teenager from this place called Remnant who is absolutely adorkable in how inept he is at talking to chicks! (o^-^o) It's almost a little sad, but at least he's not as pathetic as the loser from the game started out…but anyway! He just managed to score a first date with this supah fine Honey who goes by the name of Pyrrha Nikos, who some of you might recognize from a certain sugary, flakey, marshmallowy box of cereal. Those two crazy kids are on their way to what I'm guessing is going to be a very romantic spot! (I just got here, so I haven't had time to confirm this yet… (T^T) ) We're still in the tutorial stage here, so I'm gonna remain in tow and keep an eye on things in case I'm needed; I'll update you guys on the date once it's over. ;p!)

In the meantime, I've set up a poll (with the help of my blog Admin) about which of the fine Honeys I think old Jauney boy here might run into next in his Campaign of Love (T), so if y'all could go vote on it, that'd be great!

Oh, and if you want your comment to show up in my next post, say so down below and I'll include it! ^-^/!

Gotta go now, it looks like they just reached their destination. |-)! See you sexy people later!