I don´t own Harry Potter or Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

AN: I´ve thought hard in the last two months, but I really can´t find the inspiration to string this story.

In the coming weeks I will upload a couple of one-shots instead that I thought up with my Harry Potter Rabbit character.

This first one is: Duelling and languages

Harry and Hermione walked into the Great Hall. They were hoping that the duelling class would be interesting, but when they saw who was teaching their expactations quickly fell. The fraud tried to make a show of the whole thing. Professor Snape stood at the other end of the platform, waiting till the idiot was done pransing around.

After the worst DADA-teacher in history finished the count-down the potion´s master make quick work of disarming and stunning the fool of a man. Many of the male students in the Great Hall started grinning and laughing at the show, even a couple of Gryffindors.

After the embarrasment done to him, the foolish professor called for a pair of students to demonstrate as well what they had learned. As he still thought he could get Harry to see him as an inspiration he called him to the stage. Professor Snape whether it was alright if he called one of his own students then and called for Draco Malfoy.

The stupid DADA-professor started the count down, and when he said 2 Draco called out: ¨Expelliarmus¨. Harry quickly dodged it before calling a disarming spell of his own. Draco was hit, but was able to hold his wand in his hand and was instead blasted back a couple of meters.

He quickly stood up and looked furious this time. He flurished his wand and said: ¨Serpent sortia¨ after which a green snake flew out of his wand. Instead of engaching the snake with magic Harry simply looked at it before saying ~Hello, small one. Are you all right?~

Everybody was looking in shock, especially when the snake seemed to answer back. ~Speaker, I´m well. Though I don´t know where I am.~ Harry grinned before saying. ~Don´t worry, I know a safe place for you.~ before he picked up the snake.

When Harry looked up he said ¨What, have you never seen a guy talking to a snake?¨. Most of the students simply shook their heads, but then a Hufflepuf student called out: ¨You are Slytherin´s heir aren´t you? You are a parselmouth just like him¨.

Harry was stunned for a minute, before he started laughing. When he noticed nobody else was laughing he calmed down and asked ¨Why does knowing a language mean I am his heir. I had to work to learn snake, just as I had to work to learn how to speak rabbit, cat and horse. Why do you think that being a parselmouth as you call it equals me being an heir to one of the founders of the school. Do you mean that if I was able to speak batcher, or lion, or raven that I would be the heir of the other founders?¨ he asked.

When everybody kept looking at him, he shrugged he shoulders and walked to the doors out of the Great Hall. When he was at the treshhold he put the arm without a snake on it around Hermione who was waiting for him and they happily walked away to help their new friend find a safe place to stay.

I thought it was an interesting concept that Harry could learn an animal language from a cartoon character. For example: he learned snake from Sliss from the Jungle-book, rabbit from his dad Roger, cat from Cheshire cat and horse from Twilight Sparkle from MLP-FIM.