Disclamber: I do not own any one in this story , nor did I make any money on it.
RULES FOR LIVING ON THE WAVERIDER.
1. The game "I never ever", is no longer to be played, by any one.
Ray thought it would be a good way for every one to get to know each other better if they played a game called "I never ever". They soon found out that some things are best not known. Like the fact Snart has to most sexual experience , which included a night with the Flash.
2. Strip poker, just say no.
No surprise Snart won, and kept every one's clothes. Gideon has the pics to prove it.
3. Stop writing on the walls.
Marten and Ray have a bad habit of writing on the ships walls when they get carried away discussing science.
4. No more leaving food, empty cups, dirty clothes and what ever laying around the ship.
Jax is the worst, strangely Snart is the cleanest of the Legends.
5. When it is "that time of the month " stay away from both Kendra and Sara as much as possible.
6. No more playing "Truth or Dare"
After what happened with "I never ever" this should have be understandable.
7. "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. " Is not our theme song , nether is "Let the bodies hit the floor."
8. Please stop playing "Heatwave" or "Light my Fire" or any thing by Captain and Taneal.
It reminds Len of Mick too much.
wars are to stop.
It started with Jax and Sara blowing off steam, then things go way out of hand when Marten joined in and to tell the truth that man has a really bent sense of humor.
10. No more playing freeze tag.
Captain Cold gets carries away. Gideon is complaining about the ice every where.
11. If any thing makes you giggle for 20 minuets, chances are you will not be allowed to do it. Any think that makes Snart giggle at all, call for back up.
The last time , Rip had to land the Waverider and the Justice League showed up.
12. Team bonding exercises are to be OKed with Rip and or Marten first.
The amusement park, started out OK. Till Sara was banned from the games because she kept winning, Ray threw up wile at the top of the Ferris wheel, Kendra kept getting lost, Jax punched out some guy for being rude to Marten, and Snart kept picking pockets.
The drive-in could have ended better if any one could agree on what movie to watch.
Don't even talk about the ball game.
13. Drinking games are banned.
The Team decided to play the "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra." drinking game.
Luckily they were in 2016. Kendra and Sara kidnapped Catalan and went on a road trip. No one has still heard from them. Jax and Ray passed out. Marten challenged Harry to a math off and strangely won. Rip kept yelling something about some one named Amy, and how he would find her. Len showed up at Star labs grabbed Barry and shoved his tongue down the Speedsters throat. When Cisco and Oliver Queen tried to pull Len off Barry , Len told them to keep their pants on he would get to them when he was done with the Flash.
14. Stop asking Snart to give you a hand. The first 2 times it might have been funny, but it's pissing him off.
15. Never ever, for the love of all you hold dear leave Deadpool and Snart alone together.
No one is sure where Deadpool comes from or how he can just appear on the Waverider when ever he wants to , but the last time he and Snart got together Rome burned.