turnabout portal 2

by jakkid166

"YOU WANNA GET WRECKET?" said wright

"NOT ON MY OWN WATCH OR YOURS" said edgewort

AND THEY CLASHED together and they botht screamed for 15 seconds and then they bolth exploded

"wow dat was a shit game" said phonix and he threw the controler out the window

"i told u wright" say edgeghost and he got up off couch ""if they dont stay tru to tha source material, it sucks" and he smoked some weed

"how r u doin that" said wright "ghost cant smoke weed"

"its ghost weed" said edgeworth

"oh ok" said phoenerx

and then his PHONE RUNG

"O SHIT that must be the panda experss delivery man"

wright sucked air in so hard he brought the phone to his mouth

"phoenix is is time for you 2 pay for your sins get ready for die" and then the person hunged up

"wtf i didnt order that im not giving u a tip" said wright and he thru the phone out the window

"who was dat" said miles

"pander express got our order wrong, we wanted orang chicken and fryed rice but they give us sins and die"

"wow i should sue them" said edgeworth

"well what u wanna do now" said phoenix

"idk said edgeworth THEN THE DOOR BELL RANG"

phoenix wented to the door and open it

"yes helo panda expres for you orang rice and fry chicken is very yummerly i wil breastfeed?"

"AWW YEAH they already gave us replacmints" said wright and he took tha food and closed the door

"alright lets gig in" said edgeworth

"yea" wright said and he open the orange chicken pacage

BUT THERE WERE NO ORANGE CHICKSEN

JUST A PORTAL

"OH FURK ME NOT AGAAAAIN" and wright and edgerworth got sucked into the portale

they both woke up in a wurld

phoenix looked aroud "yea this is place"

"but wat place" said edgeghost

phoenix saw a buleboard "it says this is gravity falls"

"wtf" and he loked 238 degrees to tha right and saw a place call "MYSTERY HACK"

"we gotta git back home before our chicken get cold" said phoenix

"yes" said edgerworth

so they knock on the door and a guy opend it, he was warin fez and suit

"ooh cusomers" said he "welcome to tha mistery shack where stuff is real"

"do you have portal" said miles

"no but we have BEAR DUCK with nose face"

"wats ur name" said pheonix

"im stan pines and i run dis place"

"wow its ugly" said wright

"fuk you i should throw u in tha botomless pit"

"KUNKELSTAN" said a kid who run up "MABLEL FELL IN THE PIT"

"fuck off dipper cant u see imt ryin to make money u inconsiderate little cuntshit" sais stan

"ok" said diaper

"mayb the bottomless pit has a portal" said phoenix

"YEA" said miles "lets go to it"

they went 2 it and then jumped in

TO BE CONTINUE