CHAPTER 1
Esme's POV:
"Esme, dear, can you pick the mail for me?" Carlisle asked.
"Of course"
Bill, bill, another bill, Alice's fashion magazine, more bills, Rosalie's car magazine, Wife Swap, bill… Wait… WHAT!? WIFE SWAP?! Ok, calm down Esme, calm down. Breathe, count to 10, calm down, thanks Jasper…
Alice's POV:
"Edward, Emmett didn't pick the mail, Esme did!" I called trough my mind.
"Kids, for the sake of what you love the most, come down here. NOW! I don't care if you're 'bizzy'!"
Good, we are… We are screwed.
"Thought of the century Alice" Edward said.
"I know, but the future had so many 'Happy endings', and certainly this isn't one of them."
"I said NOW!" Esme isn't this angry since we completely shattered the glass wall. Better go or my clothes are dead.
"And Jasper?" Valentine asked.
"She wouldn't kill Jasper, I know it. So either is my clothes or my cars."
"Or both." I hadn't thought of that, better not… Oh no.
"Esmeee! I'm coommmiiing!" I sang. The others chuckled.
"Rose, if you want to stay with your cars you're better come. Now" She sprinted and jumped the stairs at once. Jeez.
It sounded so good when we did it…
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Flashback ON (Still Alice's POV.)
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We were watching Wife Swap. Voodoo and a Christian family. This thing was addictive. Then, it crossed my mind.
"Alice you won't-"
"But it would be fun. I can see it."
"I can see it too, but you didn't let me finish. You won't do it, at least, not alone." Valentine spoke.
"Won't do alone what?" Jasper asked.
"Well we are going to enter Esme on Wife Swap…"
"Why?" Edward asked. Oh, I didn't saw him there.
"Esme would be a treat for the other kids, while we could have some fun with the new mom." I smirked.
"Ok, so let's fill the application." Emmett copied my smirk. I opened the laptop and Emmett took it from my hands.
Wife Swap Application
Family name: Cullen
Mom's name: Esme Ann Plat 'Cullen'
Dad's name: Carlisle Cullen
Mom's age: 28
Dad's age: 30
"Are you going to put 300?"
"No, do you think I'm stupid?" I did a dramatic eye roll.
How long have you been together? 10 years.
"Put like… 60 years in there and see their reaction"
"Emmett!" Rosalie scolded
"What?"
"Arg… Say like, 10 years?"
Any pets? Jacob Black
"Emmett you're a genius!"
"I know I am."
Who does what in the house?
Cooking? Everyone
"The forest." Jasper joked and we all laughed.
Cleaning? Esme
Money? Carlisle
"But…" I muttered
"I know Alice, I know…"
Shopping? Alice
Taking care of the kids? Esme
Planning social life?
"…"
"Jump that one"
"But technically that's you, Alice"
"Nah"
Kid's homework? The 'Kids'
"…"
"What"
"…"
Kids and their ages:
Rosalie-18
Bella-17
Alice-17
Valentine-18
Emmett-18
Edward-17
Jasper-18
Are the kids allowed to date? Yes
"And apparently to marry too"
Junk food allowed? (Your diet) Strict vegetarians.
"I had never thought of that, but you know that what we do is anything less being a vegetarian"
"What? You're right!"
"I'm always right"
Have someone ever been in jail (or is) because of any illegal activity? No
"No… At least they didn't catch us…"
Does someone in your household have any kind of medical condition? No
"…"
"We are all healthy as a horse"
Is there something special about your family? The kids are all adopted.
"Oh yes! More than a family we are a clan, a vampire clan, we all have crossed our 100 year mark, and some of us are older than our parents… The list is huge!"
"The list isn't that big! OK, it is… But we have another huge thing. This!" I said pointing to the laptop screen.
"We can't be all doing this, I'll keep filling these and you can start the video or planning it".
Hey!
First chapter, first fanfiction and probably one of the many Cullen Wife Swap stories. But, after reading so many of them if couldn't stop thinking different outcomes and ideas, so I decided to write one myself. I also added my own character, Valentine, who's based of my personality and which has a chance of being in future projects. You'll find out more about her with the following chapters.
Criticism is more than appreciated!