wario land CAR

one day wario was out for a day out with his plane

"waha i a lov my plain" he said but suddenly he herd the engi sputter

"wargh?" said wario and den he went FLYING OUT DE WINDSHELD!

"ouch!" he shouted ladig on the groud. "wat a happen" suddenly HIS CAR BLEW UP TO PIZZAS!

"NOOOOOO!" screemd wario. the pieces went all around the forest.

"alright i gotta get em back!

wario went on a BIG adveture through de frest it was rely fun he got trasur and bet up bad fucks

however wen he fod de engin a bird grabbed it

"SHIIINY!" it hiss

"HEY BURD GIV DAT BAK" shout wario

"yu will haf to battle me for it!" laugh burd

"ok"

so bird flew do but wario PUNCHED HIM AND SPUM HIM AD THREW HIM AND HE DIE!

"WAAAAAHAHAHA!" laughe wario "AREA CLEER!"

wario ran into a cave and ran thru som more levels wen suddenly

"CRASH!"

"wat a was dat" said wario and he turn and a BOLDER WAS COMING! "WAAAAAH!" waro ran away like india johns but der was a PIT RITE THERE!

"NOOOOOOOO!" screemed wario we he got an idea. he ran fast and JUMPED OVER IT... BUT HE MISSED!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screemed wario wen he LADED ON DE BOLD!

"ITS A MIRCILE OF LIEF!" screemd wario and he JUPED OFF DE BOLDER AND IT FELL INOT PIT OF DETH!

"few" said wario and he defeted de bolder. he grabde the widnow "WAAHAHAHA AREA CLEER!" he said again and he jumped into a portal and landedin hell

"AAAAH FIRE!" roaord wario

"HAHAHA" laughed satan (ITS A TRAP!)

wairo was stuck in an oven of fire

"give up wario youll never get your car back!"

just den DE BULDER OF DETH LADED AND HURT STAN!

"WHAT?!" he shout ad den de bolder BROKE DE LOCK OF OVEN!

"DAMN!" shouted bouder and it was burned by sata

"FINE ILL KILL YU DIRECTLY DIS IS WAT HAPENS WE YOU MES WIT ME!"

and satan turned into a GINTE EVIL BATH!

"WAAHAHA!" laughed wario who tuned into a BASEBALL BAT!

de two batlled but it was o use becaus wario STRUCK SATAN ITO DE SUNSET AND GOT A HOAM RUN!

"WAAAAHAHA!" shoted wario and he grabbed de golden car seet and made his car ad drove the hoam run

i meen if yu can run the ting easy ya mite as well drive right?